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		<title>Impressive publicity stunt for the new series of lost</title>
		<description>Oh no there really was a plane crash, amazing that everyone survived. I am flying on Monday. I hate flying.Nice amateur picture here, it says &quot;put this picture on your website&quot;, is that an invitation do you think, or is clicking on that meant to do s... </description>
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		<category>crash</category>
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		<category>new york</category>
		<category>flying</category>
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		<title>Plane crash latest and insider scoop, from your Kent correspondent</title>
		<description>Nope, sorry, it's miles away, about as far from us as you can be and still be in Kent.  BBC news on the crash here.We were in Canterbury yesterday when we saw this, in a pub of all places. We were due to be heading home at this time but someone got t... </description>
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		<category>farnborough</category>
		<category>kent</category>
		<category>plane crash</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11124/Plane+crash+latest+and+insider+scoop%2C+from+your+Kent+correspondent</link>
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		<title>Crash? What crash?</title>
		<description>I hung on for years and years wary of buying convinced there would be a crash. If I'd bought when I first could, even if there had been a crash I'd be better off than I am now. If I'd bought at the very top of the market just before the last crash, I... </description>
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		<title>that man from crash convention!</title>
		<description>he was very, very, very drunk.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...good sales man though :P</description>
		<category>celebrity</category>
		<category>stalking</category>
		<category>stalking heads</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6354/that+man+from+crash+convention%21</link>
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		<title>Folkestone property crash!</title>
		<description>Was a bit concerned to spot that a flat next door was up for sale for less than we paid for ours, is this the start of the supposed fall in prices? Luckily, no, just checked the details and it's smaller than ours and not fully double glazed, so it lo... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1772/Folkestone+property+crash%21</link>
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		<title>Car crash</title>
		<description>Got held up on the 106 home last night, by an accident outside the Rose and Crown... I would swear it was that coughing major from &quot;Who Wants to be a Millionaire?&quot; who had driven into the side of a taxi... the cab driver was getting quite aggy, but t... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/867/Car+crash</link>
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		<title>IPOD Crash</title>
		<description>Seem to have bummed my IPOD, by loading too much into the &quot;notes&quot; folder, possibly too many subdirectories, all a result of trying to archive this site on it... it worked before I tried to split it up into sub folders, and made great (but obviously v... </description>
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		<category>ipod</category>
		<category>exercise bike</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/675/IPOD+Crash</link>
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		<title>Datbase crash</title>
		<description>These are happening more and more frequently these days, but this is the first time that the database has crashed and I've really lost data... the punter.MYD file deleted itself somehow on the crash, that is where all punter data is stored, nightmare... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/428/Datbase+crash</link>
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		<title>Stoke Newington car crash</title>
		<description>More local news now, there's a car gone into a lamp post at the end of Manor Road, we get a lot of joy riders round here... might take a picture of it tomorrow, it's quite a twatting...... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/78/Stoke+Newington+car+crash</link>
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		<title>crashland</title>
		<description>week before last, rehersing new material, eating pot noodles and wearing odd hats </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5476/crashland</link>
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		<title>New Single and Album</title>
		<description>New Crashland single, &quot;Modern Animal&quot; and according to fan and valued punter Brian Clifford &quot;It's ACE&quot;...The b-sides are a new song called &quot;Underachiever&quot; and a cover of Blondie's &quot;Hanging on the Telephone&quot;The new album - to be called Glued, and not ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7489/New+Single+and+Album</link>
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		<title>Soundcrash Croatia - Festival Reunion, Bays, Red Snapper, DJs</title>
		<description>15.00 &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Soundcrash-Croatia-Festival-Reunion-Bays-Red-Snapper-DJs-Koko/142406.html&quot;&gt;Rated 6.71/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>pub</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>dj</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Soundcrash-Croatia-Festival-Reunion-Bays-Red-Snapper-DJs-Koko/142406.html</link>
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		<title>Soundcrash presents HARMONIC 313 vs DAEDELUS, Rustie, Lone, more</title>
		<description>12.00</description>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Soundcrash-presents-HARMONIC-313-vs-DAEDELUS-Rustie-Lone-more-Village-Underground/142514.html</link>
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		<title>Camden Curse All-Dayer, Postmortem Promises, Abel Is Dying, This Is Colour, Boy Will Drown, Carcer City, Pay No Respect, This Distance, About A Plane Crash, Khalo &amp; Erica Black, No Consequence</title>
		<description>9.00</description>
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			<geo:long>-0.1421</geo:long>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Camden-Curse-All-Dayer-Postmortem-Promises-Abel-Is-Dying-This-Is-Colour-Boy-Will-Drown-Carcer-City-Pay-No-Respect-This-Distance-About-A-Plane-Crash-Khalo-Erica-Black-No-Consequence-Underworld-Camden/142152.html</link>
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		<title>Oxygen, Darren Styles, Lethal Theory Live, Hixxy, Scott Brown, Gammer, SY &amp; Storm, Seduction, Vibes &amp; Livelee, Crash &amp; Burn, D-Ice, Scorpio B2B Tones, Producer, Andy Vortex, Ribbz, D-Story, Blaze, Riddler</title>
		<description>18.00</description>
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		<category>gig</category>
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		<title>Soundcrash, Snuff The Ablist, Kashmere, Mr Thing, Mr Doris, Jon Kennedy</title>
		<description>10.00</description>
			<geo:lat>51.5264</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>-0.0785</geo:long>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Soundcrash-Snuff-The-Ablist-Kashmere-Mr-Thing-Mr-Doris-Jon-Kennedy-Cargo/142312.html</link>
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		<title>Gatecrasher: Guest DJs</title>
		<description> &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Gatecrasher-Guest-DJs-Leas-Cliff-Hall/34443.html&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Gatecrasher: Guest DJs&quot; src=&quot;http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1392/638384072_55e1c71c64.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Gatecrasher-Guest-DJs-Leas-Cliff-Hall/34443.html&quot;&gt;Rated 4.04/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>bar</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>child friendly</category>
		<category>venue</category>
		<category>ticketmaster</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Gatecrasher-Guest-DJs-Leas-Cliff-Hall/34443.html</link>
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