<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rdf:RDF xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rdfs="http://www.w3.org/2000/01/rdf-schema#" xmlns:foaf="http://xmlns.com/foaf/0.1/" xmlns:xlink="http://www.w3.org/1999/xlink/"><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/148/CONCEPT+ALBUM"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/popex" /><dc:title>CONCEPT ALBUM</dc:title><dc:description>I'm listening to Mark's album &quot;This is not a library&quot; at last, and I can' tdecide if it really is a concept album, or if there is some clever copy protection in place that knows I got a copy for free and is repeating the titular phrase in each of the... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/194/Congestion+Charge"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/popex" /><dc:title>Congestion Charge</dc:title><dc:description>What a pain, just sorted the congestion charge for my brother in law who is driving up to London and has decided to cut through. He's a registered disabled so he should be exempt, BUT to qualify for the exemption he has to fill in a form and send it ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/245/Darkness+Tickets+2003"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/darkness" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/concert" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/tour" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/darkness" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/tour" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/darkness+tickets" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/popex" /><dc:title>Darkness Tickets 2003</dc:title><dc:description>As you are no doubt aware, all dates for The Darkness' tour of the UK in October are now SOLD OUT. This has left a lot of you unable to get tickets, so it's with great pleasure that we announce that with immediate effect we are upgrading the venues o... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/286/Nirvana+@+Birmingham+Hummingbird"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/concert" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/nirvana" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/birmingham" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/birmingham+hummingbird" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/nirvana+gig" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/nirvana+concert" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/nirvana+review" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/air+balloon" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/shonen+knife" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/eugenius" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/1991" /><dc:title>Nirvana @ Birmingham Hummingbird</dc:title><dc:description>Time for another bit of back-blogging... this day in 1991 I was at Birmingham Hummingbird to see Nirvana... I was just inspired to add this by stumbling across NirvanaGuide.com, which has the following details for the gig:Setlist:Drain YouAneurysmFlo... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/291/Oasis+@+Portsmouth+Wedgewood+Rooms"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/concert" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/oasis" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/nme" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/wedgewood+rooms" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/portsmouth" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/holiday+inn" /><dc:title>Oasis @ Portsmouth Wedgewood Rooms</dc:title><dc:description>I was there at The Wedge, ace gig, and I really do remember this one, unlike the Nirvana @ Birmingham Hummingbird one I wrote up the other day...Found this bit of text from an NME interview, written by Simon Williams, quoting the band talking about t... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/443/Won%27t+connect+to+the+web"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>Won't connect to the web</dc:title><dc:description>Doh! Of course I'm online...</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/458/A+mate+contributes:"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>A mate contributes:</dc:title><dc:description>Goldie Lookin' Chain supported the Super Furry Animals the other week - they finish with a song called Your Mother's Got a Penis. I think one of them may be Charlotte Church's boyfriend too. Not sure if those facts are related.... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/465/RE:+A+mate+contribute:"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>RE: A mate contribute:</dc:title><dc:description>Nah that was just a wind up by them that fooled heat magazine</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/571/How+to+convert+an+Excel+date+to+a+UNIX+date"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/perl" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/excel" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/date" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/unix" /><dc:title>How to convert an Excel date to a UNIX date</dc:title><dc:description>Excel stores a date as the number of days since the start of 1900, and UNIX as the number of seconds since the start of 1970, so the sum is:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;code&gt;$unixTime = ( $excelDate - 25569 ) * 24 * 60 * 60;&lt;/code&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/653/My+Morning+Jacket"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/concert" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/rock" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/my+morning+jacket" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/london" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/astoria" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/popex" /><dc:title>My Morning Jacket</dc:title><dc:description>My Morning Jacket, the favourites of Dave Grohl and also Clare's brother, are playing the Astoria in February...My Morning Jacket @ ASTORIA, LONDON, (Thu 5 Feb 2004)If you'd like to know when My Morning Jacket tickets become available click here if y... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/761/Rail+confusion+and+the+curse+of+me"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/folkestone" /><dc:title>Rail confusion and the curse of me</dc:title><dc:description>Doing a bit more research into this rail lark, following a report from Ma and Pa today that a section of track between London and Folkestone is closing for a year, possibly a tunnel, and possibly near Strood... While surfing I found this BBC piece th... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/766/RE:+Rail+confusion+and+the+curse+of+me"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/folkestone" /><dc:title>RE: Rail confusion and the curse of me</dc:title><dc:description>it's the tunnel between Higham and Strood on the North Kent line out to Gillingham that's shut for a year - shouldn't affect anything towards Folkestone.The franchise for Kent trains is up in the air after Connex was sacked - while South Eastern Trai... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/964/Ghost+of+the+Robot"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/work" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/tv" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/buffy" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/concert" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/popex" /><dc:title>Ghost of the Robot</dc:title><dc:description>Just found out that annoyingly Ghost of the Robot play The Forum while we're on holiday... this is James Marsters band, he is Spike from Buffy...Other fun links of the day, tonnes of Darkness mp3 bootlegs at http://n00b.org.uk/thedarkness and there's... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/968/Contracts"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>Contracts</dc:title><dc:description>Spoke to the solicitor again, he has concerns that the lease of the flat is unreasonably restrictive, this is going to slow things down. I raised a couple of issues that he's not noticed (by not having seen the flat), namely that the lease says &quot;the ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1021/RE:+Rail+confusion+and+the+curse+of+me"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/folkestone" /><dc:title>RE: Rail confusion and the curse of me</dc:title><dc:description>Yes, there is a new railway line cutting through kent. It's the high speed channel tunnel rail link. The first stage is up and running with Paris/Brussels to London Eurostar trains wisking along at a cool 300KPH!!! Commuter services along the line wi... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1092/Titanic+Convention"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>Titanic Convention</dc:title><dc:description>A result at the Titanic Convention in Southampton, the invitation to Charles and Ada's wedding that went up on rover.ebay.com/rover/1/710-53481-19255-0/1?type=4&amp;campid=5335822550&amp;toolid=10001&amp;customid=1092&amp;mpre=http%3A//www.ebay.co.uk is now with Dad... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1140/those+ads+on+the+right+there+are+context+sensitive"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>those ads on the right there are context sensitive</dc:title><dc:description>as soon as you turned up, they're all about drugs</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1260/Remember+grouphug.us,+the+confessional+site%3F"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>Remember grouphug.us, the confessional site?</dc:title><dc:description>Now they're turning it into a &lt;a href=&quot;http://grouphug.us/book&quot;&gt;book.&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1282/Icon+design+winners"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>Icon design winners</dc:title><dc:description>&lt;a href='http://www.iconfactory.com/pixelpal1.asp'&gt;&lt;img src='http://www.iconfactory.com/graphics/pixelpalooza/previews/2004/p04_osx1.jpg' alt='image' border='0' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1316/All+the+contributors"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>All the contributors</dc:title><dc:description>are each going to cut a different part out of their brain, to see who develops strange quirks?</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1612/Leisure+Connection+Watch"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/local" /><dc:title>Leisure Connection Watch</dc:title><dc:description></dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1614/Leisure+Connection"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/local" /><dc:title>Leisure Connection</dc:title><dc:description></dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1763/GLC+play+the+Astoria"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/goldie+lookin+chain" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/goldie+looking+chain" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/goldie+lookin+chain+tickets" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/goldie+looking+chain+tickets" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/concert" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/london" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/astoria" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/popex" /><dc:title>GLC play the Astoria</dc:title><dc:description>GLC play London Astoria on the 22nd of October, tickets here... Goldie Lookin' Chain tickets for other areas, I know they're playing Edinburgh too.Probably John The White Rapper as support.... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1978/Titanic+Conspiracy"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>Titanic Conspiracy</dc:title><dc:description>Well, the theory of a plot to switch the Titanic with it's sister ship, the badly damaged Olympic was news to me... Saw a programme on it on Sky the other night, but I should have guessed, this is a very old story... See also The Ship That Never Sank... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2063/Re+Rail+Confusion+and+the+curse+of+me"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/folkestone" /><dc:title>Re Rail Confusion and the curse of me</dc:title><dc:description>The BBC article mentions a high speed link between Folkestone and Fawkenham. Where IS Fawkenham? I've searched in Google and Multimaps but no clue. Is it anywhere near London?</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/2091/Concerts+and+Rubbish"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/folkestone" /><dc:title>Concerts and Rubbish</dc:title><dc:description>Popstars rejects Liberty X rewarded some children from Channel School, Folkestone for doing some charitable things today, according to The Scotsman, though it's likely to have come from a newswire... They recycled rubbish and did concerts. And so did... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2101/BACON"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/pub" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/london" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/islington" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/vegetarian" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/angel" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/angelic" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/david+devant" /><dc:title>BACON</dc:title><dc:description>Really got to remember this time, I DO NOT LIKE THE ANGELIC in Islington... It seems nice enough as a pub, but each time I've been there smy pint's been a bit funny, and I've had to return it... now this time they had no draught beers at all (have th... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/2117/man,+to+see+AC/DC+there..."><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/folkestone" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/leas+cliff+hall" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/ac+dc" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/thin+lizzy" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/concert" /><dc:title>man, to see AC/DC there...</dc:title><dc:description>Only been to one gig there, I am new to the area, that was The Darkness earlier this year, with the might Goldie Lookin' Chain in support... my girlfriend's from the area, she's seen loads there.How'd you find this site then?... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2166/PopEx+Control+Panel"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/games" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:title>PopEx Control Panel</dc:title><dc:description></dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/2172/High-speed+rail+links+confirmed"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>High-speed rail links confirmed</dc:title><dc:description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/kent/3957867.stm&quot;&gt;At last&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The 140mph trains are expected to be introduced in 2009&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WHAT??? TWO THOUSAND AND NINE???</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Derek-Acorah-Leas-Cliff-Hall/121.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/child+friendly" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/venue" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/ticketmaster" /><dc:title>Derek Acorah</dc:title><dc:description>A second night, who is buying these tickets?</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/The-Dark-Marine-Pavilion/189.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>The Dark</dc:title><dc:description>Razzle of &lt;strong&gt;Hanoi Rocks&lt;/strong&gt; previous punk band. Plus Sedated, Mutilate and Conditional Discharge.</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Charlatans-Leas-Cliff-Hall/339.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/child+friendly" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/venue" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/ticketmaster" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>Charlatans</dc:title><dc:description>Very nice to see contemporary bands coming to town, two in two days, how will people afford it, bit steep!</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Radiohead-The-Penny-Theatre/431.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/pub" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/pool" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/dj" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/jukebox" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/restaurant" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/food" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/wifi" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/chain" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>Radiohead</dc:title><dc:description>Conflicting reports, may have been the 6th of Jan... Part of the &quot;Anyone Can Play Guitar&quot; tour</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Queen-Brixton-Academy/9141.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/venue" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/chain" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>Queen</dc:title><dc:description>Only &lt;strong&gt;Brian May&lt;/strong&gt; and &lt;strong&gt;Roger Taylor&lt;/strong&gt;, with &lt;strong&gt;Paul Rodgers&lt;/strong&gt; on vocals, no &lt;strong&gt;John Deacon&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3107/3163100579_5baa77a105.jpg&quot; /&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/The-Keith-Barret-Show-Leas-Cliff-Hall/1153.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/child+friendly" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/venue" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/ticketmaster" /><dc:title>The Keith Barret Show</dc:title><dc:description>Contemporary comedy, award winning to I'm sure</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/New-Order-Finsbury-Park/30293.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/park" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/field" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>New Order</dc:title><dc:description>Pissed down with rain. Crystal, Transmission, Regret, Ceremony, 60 Miles An Hour, Atmosphere, Brutal, Close Range, She's Lost Control, Bizarre Love Triangle, True Faith, Temptation, Love Will Tear Us Apart, (Encore) Digital (with John Simm), Blue Mon... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Lone-Star-Comedy-Club-Lanterns/57299.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/club" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/dj" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/comedy" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/comedy" /><dc:title>Lone Star Comedy Club</dc:title><dc:description>Hurrah, back again at Lanterns! Tom Price, Pippa Evans, and headline Ian Cognito. Newcomer to be confirmed. SOLD OUT now, get in quick for next month!... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Madonna-Wembley-Stadium/9132.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/stadium" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/venue" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/sport" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>Madonna</dc:title><dc:description>Plus Hue &amp; Cry and The Bhundu Boys, but not the rumoured Wet Wet Wet. My first concert, went with a friend from school and some friends of his dad. Sounds a bit weird now. 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