Euros ChildsHe was in the bar yesterday, during Stephen Malkmus' set, and so were we...Euros ChildsPushing a puschchair walking with sister Megan and her babyMark WilliamsMooching around the museum, looking at old toys. With a group of kids and adults. Sporting a massive beard talking about some toys he had as a child, would have heard the rest had I not gotten sidetracked by something else entirely....Saw him last ... Isn't this JoJo a small child?DEVIANT!Hold your glans child, and squawk like a pheasantI've got the new <a href=/profiles/BELL.html>Belle and Sebastian</a> album, and you haven't... Further reports later, but just knowing that there is new material available soon is sure to start a trading <a href=/profiles/SHAG.html>FRENZY</a>...Just in case it's confused anyoneHere are the top performing shares this week:1.97 Destiny's Child1.71 Broccli Spears1.64 Eminem1.48 Westlife1.48 Backstreet Boys1.02 Sonique0.94 CreedAll those artists sold more / got better chart positions etc than Creed, and they earned higher divi... Stars of Tracklist and FieldJEEPSTER RECORDS have announced more details of teh upcoming Belle and Sebastian album, the snappily titled "Fold Your Hands Child, You Walk Like A Peasant".Listeners in the UK get a sneak preview on the 5th of June, while the rest of the world must ... Matthew Kelly Child Sex QuizToday's Metro headline... What a crap idea for a TV show!No we're NOT having a paedo-sweepstake (pound in, if "your celeb gets busted next you win the pot)... No seriously, don't go naming and shaming, or guessing at who might be a celebrity child ab... It's rubbish, but it's for charityThere's a new Warchild album out, it's called Hope, and if you buy it money will be raised for the children of Iraq. Not all the money, but the net proceeds after the deduction fof manufacturing costs, licensing costs, mechanical royalty fees, third ... Children of Men is OKIt's a bit grim, but interesting, and I love to see English locations in films, even if they're hardly recognisable.Tracey Emin will be scattering childrens clothes around our townRead more about the Folkestone triennial, sounds interesting... Always good to get a mention in the press, even if they do highlight how run down Folkestone has been recently. Also, who is the ex Iron Maidener who lives in the town? Aha, wikipedia sa... It's 10pm, do you know where your children are?I know where at least one of them was the night before last, they were bellowing obscenities through my intercom, that's where they were. What was that all about? I jumped up when I heard the doorbell, assuming it must be some sort of family emergenc... RE: It's 10pm, do you know where your children are?Last night we had a lemon thrown at while we were at a cash machine. What is the world coming to, eh?The unknown child of the TitanicA video:<br /><iframe class="youtube" title="YouTube video player" width="800" height="600" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/OTA-Vuy5g1g?hd=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>Stop with the "Rage Against The Machine" christmas facebook campaignRage Against The Machine are on Sony, I'd be surprised if Simon Cowell hasn't bought the publishing Killing In The Name (or whatever the music industry term is for "making it so he earns money when it does well") as well as all the X-Factor acts. May... A Child's Christmasses in WalesIt's been promoted to BBC2 now. We watched this it was quite good, don't know why it was shut away on BBC4 originally. Maybe it'll be on BBC1 eventually.I didn't know at the time it was written by Mark Watson.... All those pins stuck in all those maps had to have a consequence sooner or laterAlmost certainly not a subject for joking about, hundreds have been killed just south of the capital Port-au-Prince. Although when I came in half way through the news report and heard about the basic houses huddled together shanty town style I though... Woman jailed for making child eat vomitHow can you resist that headline. And it happened in Folkestone, though the woman was not from Folkestone, hence that appearing in the Pontefract and Castleford Express.There's a photo of the woman if you follow that link, I wouldn't have said she lo... Alternative child development milestones<a href="http://altchildmilestones.tumblr.com">Alternative child development milestones</a>, I recognise these...Quiet day todayEveryone is clearly winding down to christmas. Possibly meant to be in London today, but I've come in to the office instead as it was not clear. Lots of snow still on the fields near work, and a spooky mist over everything too, looks nice.Been lookin... Nasty - child glued to toilet seat in Fareham pubBBC has it that, OK the child was not actually glued to the toilet seat, but someone deliberately put superglue on a toilet seat in The Vanguard in Fareham, and a three year old child that used the toilet was burned by it.... TVThis week we have watched new crime show Death In Paradise and Ricky Gervais // Warwick Davies comedy Life's Too Short. The former is nice and gentle and very guessable, a Caribbean Midsomer Murders, but enjoyable enough. The latter is very funny, so... Daniel LyonsThe Sinden presents the world premiere of a new musical drama DANIEL LYONS. Written by BAFTA award winning author Roy Apps from his best-selling children's novel. Music by Steve Pusey.TravisWith <strong>Starsailor</strong> and <strong>Ryan Adams</strong> and I think <strong>Remy Zero</strong>. A Warchild benefit night, I quite literally have the t-shirt for this one mate.Children Of DarknessChildren In Need Spectacular, stars from the X factor & BGTNobody’s Child: Kate Adie talks to Ian BlackPart of Folkestone Literary Festival...The Creative Players in association with Westbrook House Preparetory School presentsAn evening of contrasting one act plays.1st: Ernies Incredible Illucinations by Alan Aykeborne. A childrens comedy.2nd: An adaptation of The Fall of the House of Usher by Edgar Allen Poe. A dark thriller.7.30pm, tickets from Chambers or the Barl... Acoustic Festival - Child Weekend Witout Camping, Paul Jones & the Blues Band, Sandi Thom + Paddy Milner, Pierre Bensusan, Henry Priestman, Monster Ceilidh Band, Radio Mary, Donovan & Friends, Barbara Dickson, Kate Rusby, 3 Daft Monkeys, Levellers, Hamste15.00VIP 1 Children In Need Spectacular, Stars from X Factor & BGTFireworks Party at The Hop Farm Country ParkCelebrate at The Hop Farm with two explosive firework displays. On Saturday a display specifically for children will take place earlier in the evening at 5pm with colourful fireworks but less noisy bangs for sensitive little ears. The main displa... Theatre -The Keeper of the KeysSketches presents a fantasy adventure for families and children. The Grand, The Leas, Folkestone. Call: 01303 222222 for details of times and prices. Sandcastle competitionRaising money for The Church Street Project, a registered charity providing Art Therapy and Counselling to children in Shepway. Are YOU the KING or QUEEN of SANDCASTLES? THEN PROVE IT!Start at 11am, judging at 2.30pm... VIP Children In Need Spectacular, Stars from X Factor & BGTFather Of My ChildrenGuvna B, Faithchild & Victizzle - The 3 Musketeers TourWhite Rabbits, Active Child8.00Mariners Children, Panda Su6.00Father Of My ChildrenDUBLIN BUS - School Child And Scholar 2010Childline Gala Charity Night - The Lady Legends Show - In aid of NSPCCShy Child, Violent Playground, Fare Evaders, Young Kicks, Northern EmpBBC Prom 59: Night Of The Proms- Children's Prom in London13.20Childrens Disco12 till 4pm