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		<title>CLUB CHICKEN ROYALE WEDNESDAY 16TH JULY!</title>
		<description>Club Chicken Royale returns at the Dry Bar on Wednesday 16th July with a sizzling lineup of live bands and DJs! LIVE:MOLLOY! effin' brilliant angular electro pop rock!GLUCKSKINDER! progressive, alternative, visual!FALLING MAJESTIES! psychedelia, elec...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11356/CLUB+CHICKEN+ROYALE+WEDNESDAY+16TH+JULY%21&quot;&gt;Rated 4.57/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>fighting cocks</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11356/CLUB+CHICKEN+ROYALE+WEDNESDAY+16TH+JULY%21</link>
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		<title>Vegan skills at The Hermitage!</title>
		<description>New vegan option on the menu at The Hermitage, I will be down to check it out asap:Lunch 3-course menu  £14.95               22nd June 2008 - From 12pm until 3pm Starters: Avocado Provençale (vegan) Or Garlic Prawns Or Duck liver paté de maisonMain C...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11329/Vegan+skills+at+The+Hermitage%21&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Vegan skills at The Hermitage!&quot; src=&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3270/2496134859_780229c35f_d.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11329/Vegan+skills+at+The+Hermitage%21&quot;&gt;Rated 5.63/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11329/Vegan+skills+at+The+Hermitage%21</link>
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		<title>Canterbury, yesterday</title>
		<description>Went to Canterbury yesterday, ate lunch, came home. That was about it really. Got some Thai food in The Hobgoblin. My jungle curry was pretty good, very hot too, but Clare didn't like her Pad Thai chicken.Yeah, not the most interesting thing for you ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11308/Canterbury%2C+yesterday&quot;&gt;Rated 6.03/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>thai</category>
		<category>jukebox</category>
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		<category>hobgoblin</category>
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		<title>Easter events at The Hermitage</title>
		<description>The Hermitage has some easter events, including gourmet night on Thursday 20th:£19.95 per person inclusive ( wine is extra)Starters:                                                                                    Salmon Fumé Cocktail (Smoked Salmo...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11069/Easter+events+at+The+Hermitage&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Easter events at The Hermitage&quot; src=&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3270/2496134859_780229c35f_d.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11069/Easter+events+at+The+Hermitage&quot;&gt;Rated 5.63/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11069/Easter+events+at+The+Hermitage</link>
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		<title>The Big Food Fight</title>
		<description>Quite looking forward to these TV shows, sure to be quite upsetting in parts, I wonder what food it will have on sales, in the short term and the longer term.This January, Channel 4 will be showing a groundbreaking season of programmes that will chan... </description>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>tv</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10820/The+Big+Food+Fight</link>
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		<title>I'd calmed down, but now I'm seething again!</title>
		<description>There was another show on, when Nigella was off air, a &quot;how to make simple Indian food&quot; type thing, and it was shit, and the woman doing the show reminded me of a really bad Nigella. There was hardly any cooking (and the cooking she did do was fried ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10582/I%27d+calmed+down%2C+but+now+I%27m+seething+again%21</link>
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		<title>A Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall advert</title>
		<description>I'm all for chicken out, chicken right out, right out of your diet. Just passing this on as my bro-in-law is quite into the idea, and Clare does only buy organic free range chicken when she eats it at home now. I'm not convinced that a &quot;free range&quot; c... </description>
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		<category>animals</category>
		<category>chicken</category>
		<category>vegan</category>
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		<category>animal rights</category>
		<category>hugh fearnley whittingstall</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10575/A+Hugh+Fearnley-Whittingstall+advert</link>
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		<title>Good weekend</title>
		<description>Quick trip to Mum and Dad's on Friday, with an afternoon off work thrown in, to be there for a fabulous family barbecue for Dad's birthday - I knew it was his 60th really. Just a flying visit, but still really good, nice to see so many people in one ... </description>
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		<title>Canterbury weekender</title>
		<description>Had such a great weekend, it's taken me days to recover, and I've not fully gathered my thoughts. I'm in danger of forgetting everything though, so It's time to blat out a mini review.Friday started how all our Fridays used to start, with a trip to C... </description>
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		<category>canterbury</category>
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		<category>chambers</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10221/Canterbury+weekender</link>
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		<title>We did the same thing</title>
		<description>I brought in The Chicken Song. I was so uncool. Has anything really changed? There's probably a link between novelty songs like this, and the sideshow antics (though certainly not the music) of bands like David Devant, The Darkness, and Goldie Lookin... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10119/We+did+the+same+thing</link>
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		<title>Disgraceful treatment at Earl Brownes</title>
		<description>Earl Brownes are proudly displaying a sign in their window stating 'under new management'. Be warned! After my shop bought pate; my dry lamb chump and chicken served in tinned tomatoes I asked dicreetly to speak to the manager. Whilst expressing my d...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/9851/Disgraceful+treatment+at+Earl+Brownes&quot;&gt;Rated 0.57/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/9851/Disgraceful+treatment+at+Earl+Brownes</link>
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		<title>Sample Sandgate Hotel menu</title>
		<description>As advertisted in The Herald today:Garden pea summer truffle veloutePrawn and ginger spring roll, soya dipSirloin of beef baguette, salad and friesMoules et fritesPlate of oysters, shallots vinegar reductionPlate of charcuterie and cheeseHomemade fis...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8966/Sample+Sandgate+Hotel+menu&quot;&gt;Rated 6.3/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
			<geo:lat>51.0724</geo:lat>
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		<category>bar</category>
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		<title>Earl Brownes set menu</title>
		<description>Not a review, but something I've done before... we're off to Earl Brownes in Hythe for a post wedding feast next month, and as we're such a huge crowd they've asked us to pick in advance from a set menu. So, here is that set menu, to give you an impr...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8784/Earl+Brownes+set+menu&quot;&gt;Rated 0.57/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>pub</category>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8784/Earl+Brownes+set+menu</link>
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		<title>Squirrel plants super walnut tree</title>
		<description>A lovely gardening story, not that much squirrel content actually. Now onto the weekend review!We went to Rye, and it is nice. We mooched around some very very old buildings and shops and things, and had a look inside Henry James' house, and did all ... </description>
		<category>rye</category>
		<category>pool</category>
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		<category>sussex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8239/Squirrel+plants+super+walnut+tree</link>
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		<title>All mine all mine</title>
		<description>James Herbertesque sort of weather today, very foggy at home, and all the way into London... makes things seem a bit quieter, I wonder if the fog is really absorbing sound...Great weekend, tiring though, I could do with being asleep right now. After ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8192/All+mine+all+mine&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;All mine all mine&quot; src=&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3178/2560500855_ac2a665c97_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8192/All+mine+all+mine&quot;&gt;Rated 7.35/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8192/All+mine+all+mine</link>
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		<title>Weddingtastic weekender</title>
		<description>Might mighty wedding fun at the weekend, but I'm KNACKERED now... Headed back in to London Saturday morning for the wedding of Ralph and Linda at The Royal Society for the Encouragement of Arts, Manufactures &amp; Commerce (RSA for short), just off The S... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7957/Weddingtastic+weekender</link>
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		<title>The Clarke Cup and new technology</title>
		<description>You know how if you spend too long in the house on your own not talking to anyone you can go a bit mad and have odd ideas? Amazingly this also works when you are married, and just the two of you stay in with no contact with other people (apart from B... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4449/The+Clarke+Cup+and+new+technology</link>
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		<title>RE: Marcus Tribe, Exmoor????</title>
		<description>helloo  little lee is fine and manager of old peoples home  he should be in it really !! yes we know ben law good chap!  we do the charcoal thing too  make furniture  woodland jewellery and lots of other tomfoolery  mainly to do with woody things and... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4446/RE%3A+Marcus+Tribe%2C+Exmoor%3F%3F%3F%3F</link>
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		<title>Well gay synth pop</title>
		<description>Friends are doing a club night, The Fighting Cocks, MJ Hibbett and Leeeevil, all live at www.myspace.com/chickenroyale Chicken Royale.i15.photobucket.com/albums/a364/boygirltrash/chicken_royale_flyer.gif... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4428/Well+gay+synth+pop</link>
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		<title>Wagamama review</title>
		<description>Had lunch at Wagamama in Canterbury on Saturday, for the first time since this new branch opened. It was busy, but not as crowded as some lunching venues are, so we got seated quickly. I love Wagamama, but haven't been for a while, we usually head st...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/3872/Wagamama+review&quot;&gt;Rated 7.45/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Nicola's Portofino menu</title>
		<description>We're booking a HUGE table at Nicola's Portofino soon, so they've offered us a special set menu to make sure we all get fed at the same time... I don't usually post menus up here, as I don't have them, but I thought I would with this one, seeing as I...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/3717/Nicola%27s+Portofino+menu&quot;&gt;Rated 2.71/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Back to normal</title>
		<description>Our trains have been delayed either coming in or going home, and yesterday's central line was too busy to get on, I missed three tubes in a row. So we're back to normal! It feels slightly more tense today, being just one week ago that it all kicked o... </description>
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		<title>Easter beaster</title>
		<description>A lot to write about, had a huge great easter weekend and really managed to fit quite a lot in. Can I remember it all is the question though... Friday daytime is too long ago to be sure, but in the evening we did a little tour of Stoke Newington Chur... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3021/Easter+beaster</link>
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		<title>Bad Curry</title>
		<description>Went to Eastern Nights on Saturday evening, at the top of the Old High Street for a curry, as it had been recommended. Normally in Folkestone we'd go to The New Delhi, and it's always good, but OH NO, I had to speak up and insist we try something new...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/2834/Bad+Curry&quot;&gt;Rated 1.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/2834/Bad+Curry</link>
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		<title>we actually had this for christmas last year</title>
		<description>Ours was a goose stuffed with a duck stuffed with chicken stuffed with a cat or something like that, I dont know.&lt;br /&gt;It was BLUDDY GRATE though! </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2423/we+actually+had+this+for+christmas+last+year</link>
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		<title>Molly O'BRIEN</title>
		<description>josephettridge molly ettridge 12334&lt;br /&gt;nanny grandad nanny sheeler</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2276/Molly+O%27BRIEN</link>
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		<title>Eating chicken gives you cancer</title>
		<description>Something like that anyway, according to this story on the beeb...  Property prices appear to be unaffected by this news if this 3 bed flat on our street is anything to go by... that's Folkestone by the way.Bit cold today, croaky throat too, might be... </description>
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		<category>podcasting</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2144/Eating+chicken+gives+you+cancer</link>
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		<title>Tonight tonight tonight, la la la la la la tonight</title>
		<description>Tonight is the Fighting Cocks gig, and I am starting to think it might lead to TROUBLE... Clare said she'd come so long as it wasn't too late, as we have a wedding to go to tomorrow... sothen I told her they were on at 9, and that was OK, and now Cha... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1918/Tonight+tonight+tonight%2C+la+la+la+la+la+la+tonight</link>
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		<title>RE: Subservient Chicken</title>
		<description>Thats Awesome!</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1343/RE%3A+Subservient+Chicken</link>
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		<title>Subservient Chicken</title>
		<description>Finally, somebody in a chicken costume who will do whatever you want.</description>
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