<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rdf:RDF xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rdfs="http://www.w3.org/2000/01/rdf-schema#" xmlns:foaf="http://xmlns.com/foaf/0.1/" xmlns:xlink="http://www.w3.org/1999/xlink/"><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1341/Subservient+Chicken"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>Subservient Chicken</dc:title><dc:description>Finally, somebody in a chicken costume who will do whatever you want.</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1343/RE:+Subservient+Chicken"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>RE: Subservient Chicken</dc:title><dc:description>Thats Awesome!</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2144/Eating+chicken+gives+you+cancer"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/chicken" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/cancer" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bbc" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/property" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/folkestone" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/rss" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/podcasting" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/rightmove" /><dc:title>Eating chicken gives you cancer</dc:title><dc:description>Something like that anyway, according to this story on the beeb...  Property prices appear to be unaffected by this news if this 3 bed flat on our street is anything to go by... that's Folkestone by the way.Bit cold today, croaky throat too, might be... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12616/Damn+dirty+carnivores"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/fox" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/chickens" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/ducks" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/vegan" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/vegetarian" /><dc:title>Damn dirty carnivores</dc:title><dc:description>Fox got into my nephews' chicken and duck enclosure and killed three birds, bah. Not that I condone the keeping of animals as pets, but look, see the hurt and upset caused by the eating of meat?Hmm my blog to twitter stuff is still not working.... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10575/A+Hugh+Fearnley-Whittingstall+advert"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/food" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/animals" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/chicken" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/vegan" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/vegetarian" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/animal+rights" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/hugh+fearnley+whittingstall" /><dc:title>A Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall advert</dc:title><dc:description>I'm all for chicken out, chicken right out, right out of your diet. 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LIVE:MOLLOY! effin' brilliant angular electro pop rock!GLUCKSKINDER! progressive, alternative, visual!FALLING MAJESTIES! psychedelia, elec... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12521/Important+cool+stuff+from+the+weekend+that+I+forgot"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/vw" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/vw+beetle" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/beetle" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/family" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/chickens" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/ducks" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/portchester" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/folkestone" /><dc:title>Important cool stuff from the weekend that I forgot</dc:title><dc:description>Forgot two things from the weekend! I drove my old VW Beetle in the first time since I don't know when! Sold the car in about 1993 I think, to a friend, and when it had finally conked out on him he offered it back to my Dad who towed it back home. 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Last night we watched Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel, a comedy science fiction film about, uh time travel, and it was brilliant. Don't know how I missed this one, it really was good. Knew nothi... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13348/yes,+no+beef+or+tomato+in+it+at+all"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/pot+noodle" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/beef" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/chicken" /><dc:title>yes, no beef or tomato in it at all</dc:title><dc:description>Real pot noodles are the same. 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A good defrosting will help, though it seems to have got better now. Air had been getting in, as if the door had ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13642/First+day+in+a+new+job"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/work" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/ruby+on+rails" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/new+job" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/white+van" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/rails+developer" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/ruby+on+rails+developer" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/ruby+developer" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/white+chicken+van" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/white+chicken+van+man" /><dc:title>First day in a new job</dc:title><dc:description>Kind of a new job, same job, new desk and new computer anyway. Now I'm a Rails developer!A warning from work that someone suspicious offered someone a lift on the lane I have to walk between work and the station. Is someone going to try and abduct me... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13645/Last+train+journey+to+work"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/train" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/work" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/white+van+man" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/white+chicken+van+man" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/chicken+van+man" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/chicken+van" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/moving+house" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/packing" /><dc:title>Last train journey to work</dc:title><dc:description>Yesterday was my last train journey to and from work, I didn't realise this at the time and did not really savour it... 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The first time we've had them round for dinner, though they have hosted us many times. 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