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		<title>Pictures of the inside of the Cheesegrater!</title>
		<description>Here on archdaily.com. CMS Secretary of State Andy Burnham, performs the official opening of our new venue on the 5th of March. Where's my invite? Big ups to Number 11 (not that one), who did invite me to their opening do on Thursday. Sorry I couldn'... </description>
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		<title>Inside the Cheesegrater</title>
		<description>Popped along to the opening evening of the Cheesegrater last night (also know as The Quarterhouse), Folkestone's new flagship venue. It's alright! It seems a bit stark inside, but then there were only a few invited guests inside (er, people who had e... </description>
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		<title>Michael McIntyre for Folkestone Comedy fest!</title>
		<description>They're calling it a warm up, tickets are £25! Guess they have to stump up a lot to get a big name like that to appear at a small new venue... Friday 22nd May, get in quick if I was you. Hmm, our baby is due that weekend, think we can still go?Michae... </description>
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		<title>Bar Vasa reigning back in</title>
		<description>Heard via @canterburygeeks that the Ashford Bar Vasa is closing / closed, and they're pulling out of the Cheesegrater / Quarterhouse in Folkestone too... I thought the recession was over?... </description>
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		<title>Richard Herring's coming to the Cheesegrater</title>
		<description>@Herring1967 is great, and this is a Friday night, hope we can get a babysitter...So where do we drink before / after / during (if we have any time)? Are Bar Vasa still there? When they move out what will happen? We'll go to Wetherspoons I reckon.Bus... </description>
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		<title>Richard Herring @herring1967 gig is THIS FRIDAY NIGHT!!!</title>
		<description>Got my tickets sorted and everything but I didn't realise it was so close, I hope Clare has asked her mum to sit in with Harry already... I thought it was weeks away yet. Blimey, going out, on a Friday night, I have forgotten how to do that!Missed ou... </description>
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		<title>Don't forget Richard Herring is in Folkestone this Friday night</title>
		<description>We'll be there, looking forward to it. Going out, on a Friday night, imagine! Hope we can find time for a drink before and after, but where, Wetherspoons maybe?</description>
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		<title>Weekend and that</title>
		<description>Friday night went to Richard Herring's gig at the Cheesegrater in Folkestone, was good. Quarterhouse doesn't seem to have changed much though I did hear that Bar Vasa had pulled out of the bar / food, all still seems to be functioning normally. Did n... </description>
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		<title>HELP! Haiti Earthquake live performance TONIGHT</title>
		<description>Gig at the Cheesegrater tonight! Pete MolinariTONIGHT:HELP! Haiti Earthquake live performance17 February 2010, 7pm£8 advance / £9 on the door Musicians from Folkestone and beyond join together to raise money for the DEC Haitian Earthquake Appeal, inc... </description>
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		<title>A band you've heard of, playing the Cheesegrater!</title>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.artistticket.com/link/?s=wheatus&quot;&gt;Wheatus 10th anniversary tour&lt;/a&gt;! Surely you remember, Teenage Dirtbag? That's one of my very very few five star rated songs on itunes, maybe I'll go...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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		<title>Raymond and Mr Timpkins Revue</title>
		<description>I used to go and see the Raymond and Mr Timpkins revue in Portsmouth about a million billion years ago, before I moved to London, which was before I moved to Folkestone. This is the early '90s I'm talking about, when dinosaurs still roamed the earth.... </description>
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		<title>An audience with Paul Daniels this Friday</title>
		<description>If you didn't make it to Ozzy Osbourne this week why not console yourselves with this, at the Quarterhouse? I think it could be funny for entirely unintended reasons. In fact, I think  it could be (wait for it) MAGIC!OH don't bother according to @The... </description>
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		<title>Recommended comedy if you're in Folkestone this Saturday night</title>
		<description>The Raymond and Mr Timpkins Review are at the Cheesegrater this Saturday. I have seen them LOTS, they are from Portsmouth.</description>
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		<title>Raymond and Mr Timpkins are coming to Lanterns</title>
		<description>Raymond and Mr Timpkins are BACK, despite the recent gig at the Cheesegrater being cancelled. They're playing Lanterns on Saturday 24th of July. You should go.</description>
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		<title>Lots going on at the Cheesegrater over the bank holiday</title>
		<description>Take a look at what's on in Folkestone's Creative Quarter over the Bank Holiday Weekend and our great comedy, family, music and film events coming up in September.Don't forget our autumn subscriber offer: Visit Quarterhouse to pick up a copy of the b... </description>
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		<title>Dub Pistols at the Cheesegrater this Friday (29/10/10)</title>
		<description>The Dub Pistols formed in the mid-90s out of the chaos and energy erupting from the Heavenly Social-spawned big beat scene. Barry Ashworth had been in indie-dance outfit Deja Vu, who scored with their cover of the Woodentops’ ‘Why Why Why’, while Jas... </description>
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		<title>Discount if you buy Dub Pistols tickets today</title>
		<description>Few bands can raise a roof or ignite a festival crowd with more rabblerousing aplomb than Dub Pistols. Playing at Quarterhouse this Friday, 29th October. They will be supported by the fantastic Canterbury-based legends Zoo For You. Check them out her... </description>
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		<title>Richard Herring is in Folkestone on Saturday</title>
		<description>It's the Christ on a Bike tour, very possibly the last day of it. We would normally go but we're at Suede the two preceding nights. Three nights out in a row would be madness.Amazingly this gig would be the sixth anniversary of the first time I saw a... </description>
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		<title>Folkestone book festival highlights at the Quarterhouse</title>
		<description>	Folkestone Book Festival 2011Our most popular and enduring festival returns from Friday 4 to Saturday 12 November. Once again we'll have a packed line-up of literary events and guests from the worlds of history, radio, television, music and comedy. ... </description>
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		<title>Want to learn Spanish</title>
		<description>Event for wanabee Spanish speakers. - Venue: Tim's Vinos &amp; Tapas, 3a West Terrace, Folkestone. - Price: £10 per person for tutoring, glass of wine and cheese. - Reserve a place in person or call 01303 249900. Deposit payable at time of b... </description>
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		<title>Farmers Market</title>
		<description>At Capel-Le-Ferne Village Hall.  Local Produce:-  Vegetables, Fruit, Meat, Fish, Eggs, Cheese, Delicatessen, Bread, Cakes, Pies, Chocolates,   Preserves, Speciality Olives, Fair Trade Coffee, Fruit Juices, Smoothies, Crafts, Plants, Flowers etc  Also... </description>
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		<description>At Capel-Le-Ferne Village Hall.  Local Produce:-  Vegetables, Fruit, Meat, Fish, Eggs, Cheese, Delicatessen, Bread, Cakes, Pies, Chocolates,   Preserves, Speciality Olives, Fair Trade Coffee, Fruit Juices, Smoothies, Crafts, Plants, Flowers etc</description>
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		<title>An Audience With Peter Sallis</title>
		<description>7.30pm &amp;pound;14 Conc &amp;pound;12 &amp;pound;10. More cheese Grommit?</description>
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		<title>Cheese 'N' Crackers</title>
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		<title>Alex B &amp; the first of the Xmas cheese discos</title>
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		<title>Greg Davies - Firing Cheeseballs At A Dog</title>
		<description>Fan of &lt;strong&gt;The Inbetweeners&lt;/strong&gt;? Who isn't! Don't miss your chance to see the fabulous &lt;strong&gt;Greg Davies&lt;/strong&gt;, who plays Mr Gilbert, with his hotly anticipated solo show.</description>
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		<title>Cider Cheese and Celery Night</title>
		<description>Food Event - Food and first 2 pints of cider incl.. 7.30pm &amp;pound;15 Book in Adv.</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Cider-Cheese-and-Celery-Night-/242692.html</link>
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		<title>Cheese and Port Night</title>
		<description>Food Event - Thursdays. PreOrder &amp;pound;10</description>
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