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		<title>Lottery winner dumps sinner</title>
		<description>A HOODIE dad who won £700,000 on the Lottery has split from his girlfriend — after he caught her in bed with his COUSIN.It's our Folkestone soap opera. At the time of writing there are no plans to confiscate their money and hand it over to me as far ... </description>
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		<category>hoodie</category>
		<category>the sun</category>
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		<title>RE: chavestone</title>
		<description>2 faces of Folkestone1: collect all the rudeboys, chavs, pikies etc, bind them all together with rope and attach them to a large Norwegian bolder (located along the beach), dump them in deep water off of the harbour wall2: pretty coastal town... </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8357/RE%3A+chavestone</link>
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		<title>chavestone</title>
		<description>folkestone is a place of two faces&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1: a pretty coastal town&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2: small minded ignorant scum with fuck all to do. ugly run down buildings. high drug rate. limited opportunities.</description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8353/chavestone</link>
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		<title>Chav</title>
		<description>From this weeks' www.rockingvicar.comParishioner Eric Shipton comes to the rescue of David Quantick with this from the Penguin Dictionary of Historical Slang: &quot;chav(v)y. A child: Parlary: from ca 1860. Ex Romany chavo or chavi.&quot;So it's not based on t... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/858/Chav</link>
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		<title>Chav Scum</title>
		<description>The Independent writes a whole article about chavscum.co.uk (a slightly dodgy &quot;look at the common people aren't they funny&quot; site), and completely fails to mention Goldie Lookin' Chain even once... Must check out the site and see if they make the same... </description>
		<category>other</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/807/Chav+Scum</link>
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		<title>Hot August Fringe, Voodoo Mickâ€™s Magic Poptastic Chavaret Show, Voodoo Mick, RVT, Royal Vauxhall Tavern</title>
		<description>7.00</description>
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		<category>gig</category>
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