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		<title>Closest pub to the channel tunnel?</title>
		<description>Just seen an ad saying the New Inn, Etchinghill is the closest pub to the channel tunnel... never thought about it that way but I suppose it is! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11913/Closest+pub+to+the+channel+tunnel%3F&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Closest pub to the channel tunnel?&quot; src=&quot;http://www.new-inn.info/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/pencil34.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11913/Closest+pub+to+the+channel+tunnel%3F&quot;&gt;Rated 6.28/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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			<geo:long>1.0950</geo:long>
		<category>pub</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>quiz</category>
		<category>real ale</category>
		<category>restaurant</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>vegetarian</category>
		<category>child friendly</category>
		<category>etchinghill</category>
		<category>pub</category>
		<category>channel tunnel</category>
		<category>eurotunnel</category>
		<category>restaurant</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11913/Closest+pub+to+the+channel+tunnel%3F</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11888</guid>
		<title>I don't talk about work so much any more</title>
		<description>Just got an email about Stone Gods tickets being on sale, that's half of The Darkness, and are supposed to be great. This made me check here for tickets, which popped up this rambling missive about an incident where I used to work, or at the very lea... </description>
		<category>holiday extras</category>
		<category>holidayextras</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>christmas</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>stone gods</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11888/I+don%27t+talk+about+work+so+much+any+more</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11597</guid>
		<title>Rocket man lands in Dover today</title>
		<description>Swiss jet pack flyer Yves Rossy had to postpone yesterday's attempted personal jet crossing of the channel, but with any luck he'll be landing in Dover today, so look out for him, keep your heads down! The Guardian has more, or (sorry I'm in a hurry)... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>dover</category>
		<category>rocket man</category>
		<category>jet pack</category>
		<category>channel crossing</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11597/Rocket+man+lands+in+Dover+today</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11590</guid>
		<title>Susie Dent's coming to Folkestone</title>
		<description>Susie Dent of Countdown's &quot;Dictionary Corner&quot; is coming to Folkestone as part of Folkestone Literary Festival 2008. At least I hope it's the same Susie Dent. We watch Countdown every day on 40D, so this will be nice.She has a regular publication call... </description>
		<category>books</category>
		<category>countdown</category>
		<category>susie dent</category>
		<category>folkestone literary festival 2008</category>
		<category>folkestone literary festival</category>
		<category>literary festival</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>bbc4</category>
		<category>channel 4</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11590/Susie+Dent%27s+coming+to+Folkestone</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11563</guid>
		<title>Apothecary cabinet went for £395</title>
		<description>See it here, wonder if it will reappear on the listings again. Could have been a proper bargain, but that picture looked suss, like someone had revarnished it themselves.Speaking of REVARNISH, well kind of, I keep looking at words and thinking &quot;that'... </description>
		<category>oak furniture</category>
		<category>ebay</category>
		<category>john lewis oak furniture</category>
		<category>apothecary cabinet</category>
		<category>oak sideboard</category>
		<category>countdown</category>
		<category>4od</category>
		<category>channel 4</category>
		<category>channel4</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11563/Apothecary+cabinet+went+for+%A3395</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11540</guid>
		<title>Sandbanks Restaurant, The Pavilion, Wear Bay Road - Sat 23rd Aug</title>
		<description>I haven't written one of these reviews for a while and, to be honest, I wondered whether I ever would again.  There are only so many times you can be bothered to write something about crap food served by people who don't give a damn about good food o...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11540/Sandbanks+Restaurant%2C+The+Pavilion%2C+Wear+Bay+Road+-+Sat+23rd+Aug&quot;&gt;Rated 7.03/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>food</category>
		<category>restaurant</category>
		<category>restaurant</category>
		<category>review</category>
		<category>sandbanks</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>hythe</category>
		<category>truffles</category>
		<category>pavilion</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11540/Sandbanks+Restaurant%2C+The+Pavilion%2C+Wear+Bay+Road+-+Sat+23rd+Aug</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11536</guid>
		<title>RE: channelwebscene</title>
		<description>You can find out more here [/url]http://www.channelewbscene.co.uk&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11536/RE%3A+channelwebscene</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11534</guid>
		<title>There does seem to be some sort of local connection here</title>
		<description>I recognise some names on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.channelwebscene.co.uk&quot;&gt;http://www.channelwebscene.co.uk&lt;/a&gt;, but the site itself is a bit short of detail, and so was that introductory post... care to come back and tell us any more?</description>
		<category>channelwebscene</category>
		<category>channel web scene</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11534/There+does+seem+to+be+some+sort+of+local+connection+here</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11532</guid>
		<title>channelwebscene</title>
		<description>To receive your very own free copy of the action packed, fun filled bumper summer edition of channelwebscene just click on the link below. Enjoy yourself.http://www.channelwebscene.co.ukDon't forget to share us with your friends and please beware of ... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11532/channelwebscene</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11526</guid>
		<title>Little Switzerland Cafe and bar</title>
		<description>Visited Little Switzerland as we were told there was a fantastic view.We were not disappointed.Wasn't staying at the camping and caravanning site but if ever I needed that facility it would be the ideal location, beautiful views,clean and quiet. It h...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11526/Little+Switzerland+Cafe+and+bar&quot;&gt;Rated 5.71/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
			<geo:lat>51.0913</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>1.1989</geo:long>
		<category>cafe</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11526/Little+Switzerland+Cafe+and+bar</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11456</guid>
		<title>kent gigs</title>
		<description>  Touch the Earth Concert in Deal on 6th September - Pass it on!! Touch the Earth - The Sacred WheelTouch the Earth perform their new album - ’The Sacred Wheel’ Tickets £7 in advance and £9 on the door06 Sep 2008, 20:00 High St, Deal Town, London and... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11456/kent+gigs</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11436</guid>
		<title>Good to hear from you</title>
		<description>I have just been thinking about popex again recently, and how much easier it would be to make it so much better with all the knowledge I have now! Bah, Channelfly still own the rights to it, though they have no intention of doing anything with it as ... </description>
		<category>popex</category>
		<category>facebook</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11436/Good+to+hear+from+you</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11432</guid>
		<title>What's on here and across the Channel?</title>
		<description>Well someone just emailed to suggest picking up a copy of &quot;Coast To Coast&quot; magazine (does it have Fred Dinenage and Fern Britten on the cover?) but you can also see what's going on the homepage of the Gerald...MORE than sixty summer festivals and eve... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>coast to coast</category>
		<category>what's on</category>
		<category>festival</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11432/What%27s+on+here+and+across+the+Channel%3F</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11325</guid>
		<title>Are you down with OPP?</title>
		<description>The excellent Other People's Photographs project has been absorbed into some Channel 4 project and is putting their name to www.opp2.org. Only two pictures posted there from Folkestone, no actual connection with the OPP project as far as I can see so...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11325/Are+you+down+with+OPP%3F&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Are you down with OPP?&quot; src=&quot;http://www.strangecargo.org.uk/gallery/gallery2.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<category>child friendly</category>
		<category>art</category>
		<category>gallery</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>art</category>
		<category>earthquake</category>
		<category>other peoples photographs</category>
		<category>gallery</category>
		<category>old high street</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11325/Are+you+down+with+OPP%3F</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11304</guid>
		<title>I must have something more interesting to write about than php?</title>
		<description>Um, no, perhaps not.I got a new hard drive at last, after all the problems I had with the ibook and having to send it back, I didn't rush into getting another backup job, but I saw a bargain at Maplin Seagate 500GB FreeAgent, and it seems to be worki... </description>
			<geo:lat>51.5173</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>-0.1257</geo:long>
		<category>pub</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>jukebox</category>
		<category>dj</category>
		<category>hardware</category>
		<category>maplin</category>
		<category>seagate</category>
		<category>backup</category>
		<category>external drive</category>
		<category>hair</category>
		<category>ear</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>dreams</category>
		<category>the fly</category>
		<category>channelfly</category>
		<category>mama group</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11304/I+must+have+something+more+interesting+to+write+about+than+php%3F</link>
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		<title>Lone Star Comedy moves to the Tower Theatre</title>
		<description>The Lone Star Comedy Club returns at a new venue – The Tower Theatre on North Road at Shorncliffe in Cheriton, near Folkestone – on Saturday May 31st with MITCH BENN, MICHAEL FABBRI, compere MAFF BROWN and a newcomer’s act.Now the home of FHODS, the ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11264/Lone+Star+Comedy+moves+to+the+Tower+Theatre&quot;&gt;Rated 5.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
			<geo:lat>51.0795</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>1.1390</geo:long>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>theatre</category>
		<category>comedy</category>
		<category>church</category>
		<category>comedy</category>
		<category>tower theatre</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>cheriton</category>
		<category>mitch benn</category>
		<category>michael fabbri</category>
		<category>maff brown</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11264/Lone+Star+Comedy+moves+to+the+Tower+Theatre</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11168</guid>
		<title>Internet history</title>
		<description>I made this Barfly page in 1998, and it's still there. I don't have access to that server or anything, I wonder if anyone else does? No idea who Moorhaven were or why they were singled out among all the fake Shag Frenzy dates. That was before I went ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11168/Internet+history&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Internet history&quot; src=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/blog/upload/barflylondon.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11168/Internet+history&quot;&gt;Rated 4.71/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
			<geo:lat>51.5433</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>-0.1500</geo:long>
		<category>club</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>dj</category>
		<category>jukebox</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>venue</category>
		<category>ticketmaster</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>barfly</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11168/Internet+history</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11098</guid>
		<title>Do you mean next Saturday?</title>
		<description>Or is there maybe a &quot;making of&quot; on Saturday? It premieres on Sunday I think, seems odd it would be on the day before on a free channel.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11098/Do+you+mean+next+Saturday%3F</link>
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		<title>Did Channelfly get taken over by Mean Fiddler (or the other way round)?</title>
		<description>Just got a strange MAMA Live email, grouping the Barfly and Mean Fiddler venues together:I know Barfly had taken over Kentish Town Forum, but it looks like even more has gone on now, since I left. Hasn't done anything for their share price though, I ... </description>
		<category>business</category>
		<category>barfly</category>
		<category>channelfly</category>
		<category>meanfiddler</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11026/Did+Channelfly+get+taken+over+by+Mean+Fiddler+%28or+the+other+way+round%29%3F</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10953</guid>
		<title>Weekend! Curry! Spazzy twitches! Everything!</title>
		<description>Great weekend, bailed out of work slightly early and got the train to Mum and Dad's, for a nice long relaxing weekend. As previously mentioned, Clare was in London drinking and dancing with her friends, and definitely not lighting fires, and I was he...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10953/Weekend%21+Curry%21+Spazzy+twitches%21+Everything%21&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Weekend! Curry! Spazzy twitches! Everything!&quot; src=&quot;http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2275/2258161390_90d4f60c86_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10953/Weekend%21+Curry%21+Spazzy+twitches%21+Everything%21&quot;&gt;Rated 6.28/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
			<geo:lat>50.8520</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>-1.1758</geo:long>
		<category>curry</category>
		<category>indian</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>restaurant</category>
		<category>buffet</category>
		<category>all you can eat</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>fareham</category>
		<category>curry</category>
		<category>weekend</category>
		<category>gps</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10953/Weekend%21+Curry%21+Spazzy+twitches%21+Everything%21</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10878</guid>
		<title>Black Monday</title>
		<description>Stop selling everyone, and you the news, stop telling people how bad it is, it's just making the ill informed small investors like me worry more, and sell, and exacerbate the problem. The market is only about as low as it was in mid August right now,... </description>
			<geo:lat>51.0800</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>1.1645</geo:long>
		<category>money</category>
		<category>finance</category>
		<category>shares</category>
		<category>channelfly</category>
		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10878/Black+Monday</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10820</guid>
		<title>The Big Food Fight</title>
		<description>Quite looking forward to these TV shows, sure to be quite upsetting in parts, I wonder what food it will have on sales, in the short term and the longer term.This January, Channel 4 will be showing a groundbreaking season of programmes that will chan... </description>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>tv</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10820/The+Big+Food+Fight</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10590</guid>
		<title>RE: Ooh, also watching</title>
		<description>There you go mentioning popex again ! See what channelfly want for the code. I'm sure we can have a whip-round !</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10590/RE%3A+Ooh%2C+also+watching</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10579</guid>
		<title>Rugby, RESULT</title>
		<description>What a great game and result on Saturday! we started off as usual with a trip to Canterbury, where there was a local food fair on, with stalls and demonstrations and things, and lots of local food producers in attendance. Got some bread and some plan... </description>
			<geo:lat>51.0800</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>1.1645</geo:long>
		<category>tv</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>rugby</category>
		<category>canterbury</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>postal strike</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10579/Rugby%2C+RESULT</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10533</guid>
		<title>Programming is a poetry for our time</title>
		<description>A fairly new song up on MJ Hibbett's youtube channel, not actually a new song, nor actually even new to youtube as it's been up there for a few days already, but hey I've not seen it and you probably haven't either, so let's pretend it's all new and ... </description>
			<geo:lat>51.0800</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>1.1645</geo:long>
		<category>heroes</category>
		<category>tv</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>comedy</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>mjhibbett</category>
		<category>amazon</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10533/Programming+is+a+poetry+for+our+time</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10324</guid>
		<title>Cheers</title>
		<description>I heard Dexter previewed on Radio 2, I'm sure it's coming to proper TV, maybe Channel 4.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10324/Cheers</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10322</guid>
		<title>RE: And another; Dexter</title>
		<description>I thought Dexter was only on the FX channel - that's Sky and Cable. Is it also going to appear on old skool telly? I keep meaning to watch it, but I usually catch up with other shows on a Sunday that I've missed during the week.Welcome back.... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10322/RE%3A+And+another%3B+Dexter</link>
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		<title>RE: Up to our HIPs (geddit?!?!?)</title>
		<description>Surely stopping the wife from scoring a perfect 10 simply out of spite is a sackable offence?Back from Rome now, and knee deep in javacript and xml driven menus. Soul destroying stuff.....bring on the weekend and Taste!www.channel4.com/life/microsite... </description>
			<geo:lat>51.0800</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>1.1645</geo:long>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10281/RE%3A+Up+to+our+HIPs+%28geddit%3F%21%3F%21%3F%29</link>
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		<title>Boom shake the room!</title>
		<description>Well I suspect you've all been frantically refreshing wondering when I'd report from this morning's earthquake! Amazingly it was three and a half hours ago now, the power was off until just recently so there wasn't a lot I could do, no internets, and... </description>
			<geo:lat>51.0800</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>1.1645</geo:long>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>earthquake</category>
		<category>youtube</category>
		<category>folkestone earthquake</category>
		<category>folkestoneearthquake</category>
		<category>kentearthquake</category>
		<category>avi</category>
		<category>video</category>
		<category>vidcast</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10163/Boom+shake+the+room%21</link>
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		<title>Even I'm getting bored of the man with no face now</title>
		<description>No posting for five days, even though I'm sure I've had things to say, just been a bit busy. Interesting things that have happened include;* A suspicious fire near work in Hythe, a new development of flats was arsoned, not found this n the online new... </description>
			<geo:lat>51.0800</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>1.1645</geo:long>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10155/Even+I%27m+getting+bored+of+the+man+with+no+face+now</link>
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		<description>Before I worked there, I think there were bands. THIS is why I left the &lt;a class=&quot;wiki&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot; href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/wonderstuff&quot;&gt;Wonderstuff&lt;/a&gt; early, doh... There was a ruckus and the police sent us all home. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/v/115/Barfly&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Barfly&quot; src=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/blog/upload/barflylondon.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/v/115/Barfly&quot;&gt;Rated 4.71/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/v/115/Barfly</link>
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		<title>Kings College</title>
		<description>Some special Radio One thing, got a nice freebie from friends I was about to start working with at Channelfly. Green Day picked some kids out of the audience and made them play a song.</description>
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