<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rdf:RDF xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rdfs="http://www.w3.org/2000/01/rdf-schema#" xmlns:foaf="http://xmlns.com/foaf/0.1/" xmlns:xlink="http://www.w3.org/1999/xlink/"><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11531/Drinking+and+driving"><dc:date>2008-08-21UTC06:03:18</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/pubcrawler" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/video" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/scrapheap+challenge" /><dc:title>Drinking and driving</dc:title><dc:description>A ten man bike powered mobile bar. Looks like something they built on Scrapheap Challenge recently:From www.pubcrawler.uk.com... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11312/LONE+STAR+COMEDY+CLUB+%96+FRIDAY++27TH+JUNE+2008+AT+7.30"><dc:date>2008-06-10UTC01:38:58</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/theatre" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/comedy" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/church" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/lone+star+comedy+club" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/comedy" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/comedy+club" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/folkestone" /><dc:title>LONE STAR COMEDY CLUB – FRIDAY  27TH JUNE 2008 AT 7.30</dc:title><dc:description>Following a triumphant show on 31st May The Lone Star Comedy Club returns to the Tower Theatre on North Road at Shorncliffe Garrsion in Cheriton.  The line up for the new show will be EARL OKIN, JAMES SHERWOOD, compere MATT PRICE and a newcomer.Earl ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11312/LONE+STAR+COMEDY+CLUB+%96+FRIDAY++27TH+JUNE+2008+AT+7.30&quot;&gt;Rated 5.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11306/Folkestone+Harbour+Festival+2008"><dc:date>2008-06-05UTC05:07:33</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/food" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/child+friendly" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/folkestone" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/harbour" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/festival" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/lifeboat" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/rnli" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/folkestone+harbour+festival" /><dc:title>Folkestone Harbour Festival 2008</dc:title><dc:description>This years Folkestone Harbour Festival 2008 will take place on July 19 2008.  We have a full day program lined up starting at 10am in the morning right through till 9pm when we close with a spectacular firework display in the Harbour.  Events include...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11306/Folkestone+Harbour+Festival+2008&quot;&gt;Rated 3.04/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10473/RE%3A+You+sound+proper+hardened%21"><dc:date>2007-09-07UTC01:57:53</dc:date><dc:title>RE: You sound proper hardened!</dc:title><dc:description>Nothing went wrong, far from it. I've really enjoyed working here and the people are great (really unusual for a bank). I'm just seeking new challenges elsewhere - and this is going to be a huge challenge. Oh, and following the money....</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10011/Nice+pic"><dc:date>2007-02-20UTC02:13:47</dc:date><dc:title>Nice pic</dc:title><dc:description>Bah, I forgot to do the final challenge before I went away last week. Oh well. I once won a prize on Popex. Didn't acually get a physical one, but the mention in the email &amp; the promise of one was more than enough!How is the rurual working working ? ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/9857/Longboard+marathon+visits+Folkestone"><dc:date>2007-01-02UTC09:49:01</dc:date><dc:title>Longboard marathon visits Folkestone</dc:title><dc:description>Not along The Leas I hope, where skating is OUTLAWED:British Longboard Team Prepare for the Challenge of a Life TimeThe stage is set for a team of longboard skateboarders from Devon, UK to attempt a World Record Breaking marathon. In July 2007, the B... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/9726/Local+District+Nurse+to+walk+Great+Wall+of+China+For+Charity"><dc:date>2006-11-09UTC12:56:21</dc:date><dc:title>Local District Nurse to walk Great Wall of China For Charity</dc:title><dc:description>One of your local District Nurses for the Hawkinge community, Jacqui Buxton would like to enlist your help in the battle to fight breast cancer. This terrible disease touches too many people's lives, every month causing more than 1,000 deaths in the ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8038/It%27s+Not+Easy+Being+Green"><dc:date>2006-04-05UTC09:58:57</dc:date><dc:title>It's Not Easy Being Green</dc:title><dc:description>I quite enjoyed this programme last night, if you have not seen it here's a book of it, it's about a family who obviously have a shitload of money becoming an eco commune. Generally, posh hippies make me want to kick the telly in, but this was quite ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/4156/Why%27s+it+always+Rik+Waller%3F"><dc:date>2005-11-14UTC10:08:47</dc:date><dc:title>Why's it always Rik Waller?</dc:title><dc:description>In Kent Children in Need - BBC appeal will be broadcast from Medway on Friday 18th November. The county will be awash with fund-raising events to collect cash for the BBC Children in Need appeal.On Friday 18 NovemberIn Medway the Black Lion Leisure C... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/3631/Howard+what+are+you+thinking+of%3F%3F%3F"><dc:date>2005-07-06UTC10:17:23</dc:date><dc:title>Howard what are you thinking of???</dc:title><dc:description>In this report from the BBC, Michael Howard has challenged Monsieur Chirac to EAT IN FOLKESTONE!!!&quot;I'd like him to come to my constituency, over to Folkestone and Hythe, and I'll take him to some restaurants that will match anything he can see in Fra... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3211/Folkestone+on+the+telly%21"><dc:date>2005-04-14UTC09:28:02</dc:date><dc:title>Folkestone on the telly!</dc:title><dc:description>Good to see Folkestone on TV, on Relocation, Relocation last night... more in the Folkestone Forum... Wednesday night's a great night for TV, with that, Grand Designs, and Desperate Housewives. We're getting Sky+ installed today, though I don't know ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/1583/RE%3A+Timothy%27s+Wine+Bar"><dc:date>2004-06-11UTC10:07:17</dc:date><dc:title>RE: Timothy's Wine Bar</dc:title><dc:description>Gaby - where are you mate ?  Got no answer ? C'mon, we could work together.  Twatter.  I should point out at this point that my sponsor - Pauly - does not necesssarily agree with my views.This is his website and I only contribute.  Pauly is not respo... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1357/RE%3A+Most+Extreme+Elimination+Challenge"><dc:date>2004-05-02UTC01:51:24</dc:date><dc:title>RE: Most Extreme Elimination Challenge</dc:title><dc:description>Yah its the best show on Specialty Cable!</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1352/Most+Extreme+Elimination+Challenge"><dc:date>2004-05-01UTC10:20:17</dc:date><dc:title>Most Extreme Elimination Challenge</dc:title><dc:description>&quot;Mystery Science Theatre meets Jackass as a Japanese game show&quot;.  What's not to love?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://mxc.moonfruit.com/&quot;&gt;http://mxc.moonfruit.com/&lt;/a&gt; </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7920/Amy+Winehouse"><dc:date>2004-04-21UTC06:23:54</dc:date><dc:title>Amy Winehouse</dc:title><dc:description>Charlie Flowers of the Fighting Cocks challenges you at pool, best out of three at Kentish Town pool club... if you'd like to discuss this challenge with him further, you could do so at his gig at Camden's own Caernarvon Castle, on Friday 30th of thi... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/1035/Timothy%27s+Wine+Bar"><dc:date>2004-03-16UTC04:21:56</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/food" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/restaurant" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/tapas" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/spanish" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:title>Timothy's Wine Bar</dc:title><dc:description>Folkestone is in danger of becoming a culinary wasteland.  Sure, it has the usual collection of OKish Chinese, Indian and Pasta / Pizza joints.  But, with the exception of the cosy Kapetan Michales, you have to go to Sandgate or Hythe to get a half-d...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/1035/Timothy%27s+Wine+Bar&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Timothy's Wine Bar&quot; src=&quot;http://static.flickr.com/25/36610194_67483589d7_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/1035/Timothy%27s+Wine+Bar&quot;&gt;Rated 4.04/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7863/Forces+of+Darkness"><dc:date>2004-01-31UTC12:07:21</dc:date><dc:title>Forces of Darkness</dc:title><dc:description>The Darkness want you to join their street team:When you join, you'll be sent an exclusive Forces of Darkness console to download. This will enable you to get access to the exclusive Darkness stuff.You'll also be able to get more closely involved wit... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7811/AC/DC+Competition%21"><dc:date>2003-10-15UTC12:36:24</dc:date><dc:title>AC/DC Competition!</dc:title><dc:description>To celebrate the re-launch of the Carling Apollo Hammersmith as one of London's largest live music venues, AC/DC will be playing an extremely rare and exclusive gig on Tuesday 21st October 2003.For one night only, Carling will be bringing Angus Young... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5626/One+of+Three+Colours+Red"><dc:date>2003-08-12UTC03:38:44</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/celebrity" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/stalking" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/stalking+heads" /><dc:title>One of Three Colours Red</dc:title><dc:description>Not sure which one he is, but I recognise him... I was going to challenge him for being here, unattended, but then thought twice - he has tattoos and looks a bit hard.</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7769/Return+of+the%2C+oh+not+that+one"><dc:date>2003-06-19UTC11:20:45</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/club" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/dj" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/jukebox" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/venue" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/ticketmaster" /><dc:title>Return of the, oh not that one</dc:title><dc:description>Uncle Victor has a special guest DJ this week, you can get tickets in advance here, more info at www.casinoroyale.co.uk...Dear AdventurersIt has to be said I enjoy nothing more than a good wager, particularly after consuming many glasses of a particu...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7769/Return+of+the%2C+oh+not+that+one&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Return of the, oh not that one&quot; src=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/blog/upload/barflylondon.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7769/Return+of+the%2C+oh+not+that+one&quot;&gt;Rated 4.71/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/45/No+sign+of+Nigel"><dc:date>2003-05-10UTC03:35:13</dc:date><dc:title>No sign of Nigel</dc:title><dc:description>but the Dyson was fine - one pass of the living room though and the chamber (there's no bags in these non-hoovers) is half full, it's disgusting. Going to hoover all my clothes next.Big up to the wanker security guard in Safeway who challenged me for... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7389/Hooray+for+Boobies%2C+possibly"><dc:date>2000-08-17UTC10:06:05</dc:date><dc:title>Hooray for Boobies, possibly</dc:title><dc:description>The law of diminishing returns was in FULL EFFECT last night at the Bloodhound Gang's Astoria show... a member of the audience was challenged with eating a big bag of kebabs, for the chance to win $100... At the start, the guy must have been thinking... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6660/Stuart+Murdoch+-+Rock+throwing+MADMAN"><dc:date>2000-05-04UTC10:40:41</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/belle+and+sebastian" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/press+conference" /><dc:title>Stuart Murdoch - Rock throwing MADMAN</dc:title><dc:description>At the Belle and Sebastian press conference, the band were asked if they took part in the anti capitalism riot this weekend. All claimed to have alibis, but main vocalist Stuart Murdoch said I might have thrown arock if I was there, but I wasn'tHe wa...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6660/Stuart+Murdoch+-+Rock+throwing+MADMAN&quot;&gt;Rated 5.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/v/95/Astoria"><dc:date>2008-06-10UTC12:40:26</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/club" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/dj" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/venue" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/chain" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/ticketmaster" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/attended" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/concert" /><dc:title>Astoria</dc:title><dc:description>They did a 10 kebab challenge on stage and &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.co.uk/tag=clarkeology-21#&amp;amp;mode=blended&amp;amp;keyword=daphne+and+celeste&quot; title=&quot;Amazon:  Daphne and Celeste&quot;&gt;Daphne and Celeste&lt;/a&gt; were there. And so was I! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/v/95/Astoria&quot;&gt;Rated 5.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description></rdf:RDF>