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		<title>RE: Yes you must</title>
		<description>I don't avoid it as such, I'm just usually too busy and it's gone before I realise what's going on. I'll make an extra special effort this year.I've a few friends who currently rent out during the festival, or have in the past. They only get at most ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11439/RE%3A+Yes+you+must</link>
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		<title>No lunch for me thanks</title>
		<description>Blee, it's our &quot;rumble in the jungle&quot; fun day at work and they've just completed their bushtucker trial type thing. Brains, tongue, testicles, scorpions, all sorts. Couldn't really get close enough to take any pictures or shoot any video but I will c... </description>
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		<category>i'm a celebrity</category>
		<category>holiday extras</category>
		<category>rumble in the jungle</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11371/No+lunch+for+me+thanks</link>
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		<title>Oops</title>
		<description>    Actor Max Beesley has accepted substantial undisclosed libel damages over a claim that he tried to line up three women to have sex with.    The 37-year-old star of TV's Hotel Babylon was not at the High Court for the settlement of his action agai... </description>
		<category>popbitch</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11084/Oops</link>
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		<title>Beadle: No longer about</title>
		<description>Jeremy Beadle has game-for-ed his last laugh.Beadle had been suffering from pneumonia and was admitted to a London hospital last week. In recent years he had battled poor health after being diagnosed with a mild form of leukaemia in 2005. He also had... </description>
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		<category>death</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10908/Beadle%3A+No+longer+about</link>
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		<title>A whole load of hits suddenly for Sandgate Hotel / Gordon Ramsay searches...</title>
		<description>My most recent twenty searches here:   1. sandgate hotel gordon ramsay   2. waterstones at bluewater   3. sandgate hotel kent ransay   4. sandgate hotel new management ramsay   5. sandgate hotel   6. sandgate hotel and ramsay   7. the sandgate hotel ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10826/A+whole+load+of+hits+suddenly+for+Sandgate+Hotel+%2F+Gordon+Ramsay+searches...&quot;&gt;Rated 6.3/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>sandgate</category>
		<category>sandgate hotel</category>
		<category>gordon ramsay</category>
		<category>celebrity</category>
		<category>chef</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10826/A+whole+load+of+hits+suddenly+for+Sandgate+Hotel+%2F+Gordon+Ramsay+searches...</link>
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		<title>Give Brucie a Knighthood</title>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/Knightbrucie/&quot;&gt;Sign this petition&lt;/a&gt; to give &lt;a class=&quot;wiki&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot; href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/bruce+forsyth&quot;&gt;Bruce Forsyth&lt;/a&gt; a knighthood. Why's he been overlooked all this time?</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10815/Give+Brucie+a+Knighthood</link>
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		<title>Magic Numbers every bit as good as I predicted</title>
		<description>OK my prediction of Morrissey joining them on stage was a complete fabrication, but we did get Bernard Butler appearing with them to perform &quot;Love's a Game&quot;, which then medleyed on into &quot;People Get Ready&quot;. They did another wacky ending of another of ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10740/Magic+Numbers+every+bit+as+good+as+I+predicted&quot;&gt;Rated 5.78/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>art</category>
		<category>venue</category>
		<category>concert</category>
		<category>dj</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<category>london</category>
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		<category>review</category>
		<category>magic numbers</category>
		<category>mitchell and webb</category>
		<category>bernard butler</category>
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		<category>canterbury</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>earthquake</category>
		<category>youtube</category>
		<category>video</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10740/Magic+Numbers+every+bit+as+good+as+I+predicted</link>
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		<title>Did you see Michael Caine in Folkestone this week?</title>
		<description>I heard (from a leaflet I picked up in said hotel / venue) that Michael Caine actually made his stage debut in The Grand in Folkestone, Not a lot of people know that....  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10645/Did+you+see+Michael+Caine+in+Folkestone+this+week%3F&quot;&gt;Rated 3.53/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>bar</category>
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		<category>hotel</category>
		<category>quiz</category>
		<category>real ale</category>
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		<category>music</category>
		<category>garden</category>
		<category>wifi</category>
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		<category>michael caine</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10645/Did+you+see+Michael+Caine+in+Folkestone+this+week%3F</link>
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		<title>Don't you wish you worked in as fun a place as me?</title>
		<description>We have an &quot;I'm a celebrity&quot; style tournament going on today, they just did the bushtucker trial, starting off gently with things like spam and blue cheese, through mussels, whelks, kidneys, tongue, testicles, tripe, brain, worms, crickets and scorpi... </description>
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		<category>food</category>
		<category>tv</category>
		<category>bushtucker</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10489/Don%27t+you+wish+you+worked+in+as+fun+a+place+as+me%3F</link>
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		<title>The sister-in-law's waters have just broken</title>
		<description>This is a medical term that is related in some way to having a baby apparently. This means we're likely to have a new niece this afternoon, we'll call in to see her on our way to Canterbury for lunch tomorrow, I think she's in Ashford. This new niece... </description>
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		<category>quiz</category>
		<category>canterbury</category>
		<category>ashford</category>
		<category>birthdays</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>hotels</category>
		<category>1970s</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10404/The+sister-in-law%27s+waters+have+just+broken</link>
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		<title>Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes</title>
		<description>Interesting pop chart changes afoot, now downloads are eligible for the chart even if there is no corresponding CD single available. As this is a relatively new technology, changes are happening all the time I'm sure, but this is quite a meaty one. W... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9890/Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes</link>
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		<title>Christmas telly</title>
		<description>Time for some christmas roundup type things, I really did have a great time during our extended break, so much so that I didn't post all the tedious minutiae (can you tell from my embiggened vocabulary I've been playing a lot of Scrabble?), so I'll t... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9862/Christmas+telly</link>
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		<title>Cheers</title>
		<description>That title sounds like it's confirming my original comments, about it being a celebrity condition.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9549/Cheers</link>
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		<title>Kaddy Lee-Preston</title>
		<description>Her the weather, off TV. No, really, look, proof:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://static.flickr.com/48/190216103_2328685e32.jpg&quot;&gt;Me and Kaddy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8741/Kaddy+Lee-Preston&quot;&gt;Rated 5.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>kaddy</category>
		<category>kaddy lee preston</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8741/Kaddy+Lee-Preston</link>
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		<title>Hot weekend</title>
		<description>Nice weekend, hot weekend, I even got sunburnt, lawks! We went to The Kent Show, and it was very nice. Lots of cool stuff there, like llamas and otters and birds and trucks and robots and Kaddy Lee-Preston and things, and I brought back some wine and... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8732/Hot+weekend</link>
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		<title>Spooks</title>
		<description>They're filming Spooks outside the Freemason's Grand United Lodge today. Didn't see any actual celebs at the location, but it was early, and STAY TUNED for possibly a related spot.Apparently they use this location as their HQ.... </description>
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		<category>tv,spooks,stalking,celebrity</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8263/Spooks</link>
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		<title>It's Not Easy Being Green</title>
		<description>I quite enjoyed this programme last night, if you have not seen it here's a book of it, it's about a family who obviously have a shitload of money becoming an eco commune. Generally, posh hippies make me want to kick the telly in, but this was quite ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8038/It%27s+Not+Easy+Being+Green</link>
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		<title>No, *not* grey squirrel curry!</title>
		<description>Bad ITV, squirrels are friends, not food! Lord Inglewood, patron of North West Red Alert tries some the shock tactic of suggesting celebrities feed our furry friends to small children:What about celebrity chefs like Jamie Oliver promoting it for scho... </description>
		<category>squirrels</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7947/No%2C+%2Anot%2A+grey+squirrel+curry%21</link>
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		<title>Folkestone Gerald update</title>
		<description>Got some more Folkestone gig history stuff for 1969 and 1970, posted from Germany of all places. Also what's this rumour about Gordon Ramsay buying The Sandgate Hotel..? I heard a rumour that Ramsay was actually going to BUY the Sandgate Hotel (or at...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4734/Folkestone+Gerald+update&quot;&gt;Rated 6.3/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4734/Folkestone+Gerald+update</link>
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		<title>Abi Titmus</title>
		<description>Went on a rare night out pubbing, and saw Abi Titmus in &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/v/2403/The+Charles+Dickens&quot;&gt;The Charles Dickens in Southwark&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She wasn't doing anything even vaguely pornographic.</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6523/Abi+Titmus</link>
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		<title>Alex Zane</title>
		<description>He was in a bar near chelsea with a group of people including some blonde girl who im pretty sure they were callin hailey who he looked very close with, well they were all over each other! they left together too</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6397/Alex+Zane</link>
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		<title>Jason Donovan</title>
		<description>Just saw him in M &amp; S.  He was wearing an ill fitting black leather jacket and ugg boots tucked into jeans, a look i don't think he quite pulled off.  Looked a bit worse for wear to be honest but then i guess he's not gonna look like the fresh faced ... </description>
		<category>celebrity</category>
		<category>stalking</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6512/Jason+Donovan</link>
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		<title>RE: Pete Doherty</title>
		<description>pete mate u really blown it.  I think u want too get nicked so u keep ur 'celebrity habit'. I been stopped in my car about 15 times always carrying white or brown and only got one conviction for possesion of crack (plenty of others though) but seriou... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6521/RE%3A+Pete+Doherty</link>
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		<title>lead singer</title>
		<description>My best friends step-uncle is the lead singer of hard fi. I aint into the music, but just wanted to let someone know. pretty cool thought.</description>
		<category>celebrity</category>
		<category>stalking</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6489/lead+singer</link>
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		<title>alex zane</title>
		<description>he was with some girl, i think he was taking her home. they kissed at the door then they both went inside. (wish it was me haha!!) i hate that girl!!</description>
		<category>celebrity</category>
		<category>stalking</category>
		<category>stalking heads</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6501/alex+zane</link>
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		<title>dave rowntree</title>
		<description>looking pretty happy</description>
		<category>celebrity</category>
		<category>stalking</category>
		<category>stalking heads</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6513/dave+rowntree</link>
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		<title>Maggot 2 Win!!!</title>
		<description>What a brilliant idea the new celeb big brother is - they put 11 people in the house, only one of them is a real celebrity, and we have to guess who it is! My money is on The Maggot. Other contenders are George Galloway, Jodie Marsh,  Michael Barrymo... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4440/Maggot+2+Win%21%21%21</link>
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		<title>Andy Bell</title>
		<description>Him out of Erasure was watching the Human League last night at the Forum, he was with a bunch of chums and was dancing along enthusiastically throughout.</description>
		<category>celebrity</category>
		<category>stalking</category>
		<category>stalking heads</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6496/Andy+Bell</link>
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		<title>Sheridan Smith</title>
		<description>I can only assume that her, Natalie, Will etc were having some sort of 2 pints of lager christmas party.  She seemed a bit annoying and held up the queue in the ladies by talking for AGES on her phone in the loo.</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6511/Sheridan+Smith</link>
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		<title>Natalie Casey</title>
		<description>She was not wearing a flashing santa hat.  I spoke to her in the ladies and she was really sweet, much prettier in person as well.</description>
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		<category>stalking</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6510/Natalie+Casey</link>
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