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		<title>My computer is dead!</title>
		<description>Bah, turned it on today and I'm getting the blue screen of death with a unmountable_boot_volume error. Thought at first it was the backup drive or an IPOD plugged in, but no, it's the one and only hard drive that is knackered. Apparently I might be a... </description>
		<category>computer</category>
		<category>hardware</category>
		<category>deaad</category>
		<category>unmountable boot volume</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11535/My+computer+is+dead%21</link>
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		<title>RE: Thanks for clearing that up!</title>
		<description>She wasn't actually working at the time. Unfortunately I know who it was and some background on it. It is a shame but suicide is indeed a very selfish act but then society might be to blame for causing some of the ills of this world. I am not going t... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11250/RE%3A+Thanks+for+clearing+that+up%21</link>
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		<title>Great sounding gig coming up in Folkestone</title>
		<description>Thursday 20th March at the Southcliff Hotel sees &quot;The Seaside Sessions&quot;, an event in aid of charity, featuring Great Northwestern Hoboes, Filo Beddow (Mark Morriss of The Bluetones and yes they will be playing Bluetones stuff), The Lettabes, Steve-O ... </description>
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		<category>bar</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>venue</category>
		<category>accomodation</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>bluetones</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>southcliff</category>
		<category>hotel</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11043/Great+sounding+gig+coming+up+in+Folkestone</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11042</guid>
		<title>Westenhanger castle is now a member of the HHA</title>
		<description>See their page here. I'm a member of the Historic Houses Association too, this means I can visit for free (on the blue moons that it's actually open to the public), SWEET! ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11042/Westenhanger+castle+is+now+a+member+of+the+HHA&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Westenhanger castle is now a member of the HHA&quot; src=&quot;http://www.westenhangercastle.co.uk/Gallery/phase6/images/DSCN0022-19.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11042/Westenhanger+castle+is+now+a+member+of+the+HHA&quot;&gt;Rated 5.28/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>historic house</category>
		<category>castle</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>westenhanger</category>
		<category>castle</category>
		<category>hha</category>
		<category>historic house</category>
		<category>stone street</category>
		<category>westenhanger castle</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11042/Westenhanger+castle+is+now+a+member+of+the+HHA</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11034</guid>
		<title>Southcliff Hotel gig</title>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://flickr.com/photos/folkestonegerald/2310416318/&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3253/2310416318_3e975a193e.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;From Flickr&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<category>gig</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>bluetones</category>
		<category>mark morris</category>
		<category>southcliff hotel</category>
		<category>concert</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11034/Southcliff+Hotel+gig</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10826</guid>
		<title>A whole load of hits suddenly for Sandgate Hotel / Gordon Ramsay searches...</title>
		<description>My most recent twenty searches here:   1. sandgate hotel gordon ramsay   2. waterstones at bluewater   3. sandgate hotel kent ransay   4. sandgate hotel new management ramsay   5. sandgate hotel   6. sandgate hotel and ramsay   7. the sandgate hotel ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10826/A+whole+load+of+hits+suddenly+for+Sandgate+Hotel+%2F+Gordon+Ramsay+searches...&quot;&gt;Rated 6.3/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>booze</category>
		<category>hotel</category>
		<category>restaurant</category>
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		<category>pub</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>hotel</category>
		<category>sandgate</category>
		<category>sandgate hotel</category>
		<category>gordon ramsay</category>
		<category>celebrity</category>
		<category>chef</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10826/A+whole+load+of+hits+suddenly+for+Sandgate+Hotel+%2F+Gordon+Ramsay+searches...</link>
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		<title>RE: Windibank</title>
		<description>Hellomy uncle is researching our familly tree, He has discovered a Mary Kate Windibank (who I believe is my great. great grandmother) spooky as I was named Katherine Mary Windibank long before my parents were aware of this.I can pass your details on ... </description>
		<category>genealogy</category>
		<category>family tree</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10810/RE%3A+Windibank</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10809</guid>
		<title>RE: Whole lot of interesting detail there, though you do sound a bit bitter</title>
		<description>The &quot;Euphoria&quot; just sounded like a gay bar, when in fact it was just another rough Folkestone dive.I'm not bitter about anything, just don't want people wasting their hopes and cash on this money pit.Five changes of name in six years is never good. P... </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10809/RE%3A+Whole+lot+of+interesting+detail+there%2C+though+you+do+sound+a+bit+bitter</link>
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		<title>When will they learn?</title>
		<description>The Three Mackerel is now for sale for £85k - why why why? - that is just for the leasehold business, not the property! Don't prospective buyers actually  look at the books? Season and (Cllr) Tim were a lovely, media-savvy couple, but couldn't make i...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10796/When+will+they+learn%3F&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;When will they learn?&quot; src=&quot;http://static.flickr.com/46/125207980_7462933961_m_d.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10796/When+will+they+learn%3F&quot;&gt;Rated 0.57/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>pub</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>garden</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10796/When+will+they+learn%3F</link>
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		<title>RE: Something apparently &quot;as pikey as Wilkinsons&quot; to open in Folkestone</title>
		<description>Shop owners tend to do market research, which is why M&amp;S closed down, why Sainsbury's in town can't sell any of their top-end lines and why we're getting a Wilko rather than a Waitrose. You can't expect a bevvy of blue-rinse bingo-bothering biddies t... </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10762/RE%3A+Something+apparently+%22as+pikey+as+Wilkinsons%22+to+open+in+Folkestone</link>
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		<title>RE: Morrissey vs The NME</title>
		<description>I always knews he was an alleged racist. They are the worst kind of racist...</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10733/RE%3A+Morrissey+vs+The+NME</link>
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		<title>RE: Morrissey vs The NME</title>
		<description>interesting...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/music/2007/11/jonze_nme_morrissey.html&quot;&gt;blogs.guardian.co.uk/music/2007/11/jonze_nme_morrissey.html&lt;/a&gt;</description>
			<geo:lat>51.0800</geo:lat>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10732/RE%3A+Morrissey+vs+The+NME</link>
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		<title>RE: TFI The Weekend</title>
		<description>That new QI DVD is coming through Warner and I've already asked the guy doing it for one for you!&lt;br /&gt;</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10625/RE%3A+TFI+The+Weekend</link>
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		<title>RE: It's 10pm, do you know where your children are?</title>
		<description>Last night we had a lemon thrown at while we were at a cash machine. What is the world coming to, eh?</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10615/RE%3A+It%27s+10pm%2C+do+you+know+where+your+children+are%3F</link>
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		<title>RE: Rugby, RESULT</title>
		<description>Bloody Nigella! I watched her for the first time the other week and I too wanted to kick the TV in. That's not a cookery show, it's a show where a woman talks about how much she likes eating and then eats some stuff. Anyone can arrange pre-packed foo... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10581/RE%3A+Rugby%2C+RESULT</link>
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		<title>Folkestone triennial</title>
		<description>Bit of a tongue in cheek story here in the Guardian about the launch of folkestone triennial (is that an art festival every three years?). Particularly hilarious is their attempt to compare Folkestone with Venice towards the end of the article... I r... </description>
		<category>art</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>creative quarter</category>
		<category>iron maiden</category>
		<category>sculpture</category>
		<category>tracey emin</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10523/Folkestone+triennial</link>
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		<title>An aggressive youth in a tracksuit, should not be hard to find...</title>
		<description>Reprinting from Kent news, hopefully they'll get a result, are there not CCTV cameras all over the Leas?POLICE are appealing for help identifying a group of youths who assaulted and hurled abuse at a street cleaner.The 62-year-old broke his arm when ... </description>
		<category>police</category>
		<category>crime</category>
		<category>theleas</category>
		<category>crimestoppers</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>kent</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10522/An+aggressive+youth+in+a+tracksuit%2C+should+not+be+hard+to+find...</link>
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		<title>Don't you wish you worked in as fun a place as me?</title>
		<description>We have an &quot;I'm a celebrity&quot; style tournament going on today, they just did the bushtucker trial, starting off gently with things like spam and blue cheese, through mussels, whelks, kidneys, tongue, testicles, tripe, brain, worms, crickets and scorpi... </description>
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		<category>food</category>
		<category>tv</category>
		<category>bushtucker</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10489/Don%27t+you+wish+you+worked+in+as+fun+a+place+as+me%3F</link>
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		<title>RE: You can click on the subject / title to edit it</title>
		<description>I've re-savd my log-in details in Opera but I think it's saved the subject again. Oh, and it's gone and saved the CAPTCHA code as well this time. Damn, I guess that means I'll just have to commit my password to memory.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10389/RE%3A+You+can+click+on+the+subject+%2F+title+to+edit+it</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10388</guid>
		<title>RE: You can click on the subject / title to edit it</title>
		<description>No, when I saved my login info in Opera it saved the subject field, too. I'm going to try saving it again and hopefully it'll leave that field alone this time.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10388/RE%3A+You+can+click+on+the+subject+%2F+title+to+edit+it</link>
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		<title>RE: Top 100 best popex players</title>
		<description>Oh, it's cos I've got my login info saved in Opera and it's saved that title too. It'll happen again when I post too. I'll see if I can change it.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10385/RE%3A+Top+100+best+popex+players</link>
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		<title>RE: Top 100 best popex players</title>
		<description>Ha! That's pretty impressive. I like it when you get to the end and see what effect that amount of excitment has had on his brain!</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10380/RE%3A+Top+100+best+popex+players</link>
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		<title>history of Elham and Folkestone</title>
		<description>I don't know whether anyone can help. I am researching my family tree and amtrying to investigate some history of Elham and Folkestone.My grandfather was born in Elham in 1908, and his sister also in 1907. Theirmother, my great grandmother came from ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10303/history+of+Elham+and+Folkestone&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;history of Elham and Folkestone&quot; src=&quot;http://www.phatspace.co.uk/new_abbots/hotel_front2.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10303/history+of+Elham+and+Folkestone&quot;&gt;Rated 3.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
			<geo:lat>51.1532</geo:lat>
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		<category>pub</category>
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		<category>hotel</category>
		<category>real ale</category>
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		<category>garden</category>
		<category>history</category>
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		<category>genealogy</category>
		<category>family</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10303/history+of+Elham+and+Folkestone</link>
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		<title>RE: you'd have to be very familiar with red dwarf to know what I was on about</title>
		<description>My plan is to wait until it's all over and watch them all back-to-back. Although now that they say it'll run for years, I might watch them all up to the end of the current series now, then take a break.Surely they can't keep it interesting for that l... </description>
			<geo:lat>51.0800</geo:lat>
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		<category>lost</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10249/RE%3A+you%27d+have+to+be+very+familiar+with+red+dwarf+to+know+what+I+was+on+about</link>
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		<title>Folkestone Camera Club</title>
		<description>If this site had a clubs and societies section, stuff like this would definitely be in it:Monday 14th May saw Mr John Butler ARPS DPAGB APAGB, returning to judge our 6th and final print competition of the season. With his usual expertise, and hints a... </description>
			<geo:lat>51.0800</geo:lat>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10248/Folkestone+Camera+Club</link>
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		<title>RE: Lost / Red Dwarf crossover</title>
		<description>How does his inability to swim prove the are in an alternate reality? I haven't watched the show past the first series.....</description>
			<geo:lat>51.0800</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>1.1645</geo:long>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10237/RE%3A+Lost+%2F+Red+Dwarf+crossover</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10181</guid>
		<title>Nurse, my sides!</title>
		<description>IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE !!11!!1!FOLKESTONE EARTHQUAKE APPEALA major hurricane (Hurricane Shazza) and an earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter scale hit Folkestone &amp; Dover in the early hours of Saturday. Its epicentre was in Folkestone. Victims... </description>
			<geo:lat>51.0800</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>1.1645</geo:long>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10181/Nurse%2C+my+sides%21</link>
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		<title>RE: Boom shake the room!</title>
		<description>Good to hear you are ok after the excitement. Shaken, but not stirred.....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Any structural damage? Lost any valuables (i.e. do you need a new laptop)?</description>
			<geo:lat>51.0800</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>1.1645</geo:long>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10165/RE%3A+Boom+shake+the+room%21</link>
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		<title>RE: Ride played in 1992</title>
		<description>Dude i was at that Manics gig man it kicked ass. They cancelled the first week because James Dean Bradfeild had a bad throat so they couldnt play. but it was worth the wait, me and a load of guys came up from Rye to see that show. i  remember i had a... </description>
			<geo:lat>51.0800</geo:lat>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10109/RE%3A+Ride+played+in+1992</link>
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		<title>RE: Glastonbury ticket touts FOILED!</title>
		<description>Lovin the snap previews!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They are charging more for non-drm'd music - I don't know why higher bit-rate means they should be more expensive.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Money grabbing gits.</description>
			<geo:lat>51.0800</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>1.1645</geo:long>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10107/RE%3A+Glastonbury+ticket+touts+FOILED%21</link>
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		<title>Mean Fiddler</title>
		<description>Pissed down with rain.[quote]Crystal, Transmission, Regret, Ceremony, 60 Miles An Hour, Atmosphere, Brutal, Close Range, She's Lost Control, Bizarre Love Triangle, True Faith, Temptation, Love Will Tear Us Apart, (Encore) Digital (with John Simm), Bl... </description>
			<geo:lat>51.5123</geo:lat>
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		<category>chain</category>
		<category>ticketmaster</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/v/2072/Mean+Fiddler</link>
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		<title>Sound Republic</title>
		<description>Free gig for XFM</description>
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		<category>booze</category>
		<category>dj</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/v/2412/Sound+Republic</link>
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		<title>Astoria</title>
		<description>Think I was at &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6583/6583/When+I+am+sad+and+weary%2C+and+all+my+lunch+is+gone&quot;&gt;this&lt;/a&gt; anyway, lunchtime gig. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/v/95/Astoria&quot;&gt;Rated 5.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
			<geo:lat>51.5160</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>-0.1306</geo:long>
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		<category>chain</category>
		<category>ticketmaster</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/v/95/Astoria</link>
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		<title>Portsmouth Pyramids</title>
		<description>The Bluetones &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/v/89/Portsmouth+Pyramids&quot;&gt;Rated 3.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<description>The Bluetones, Cardigans, Heavy Stereo and Fluffy...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/v/95/Astoria&quot;&gt;Rated 5.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>dj</category>
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		<category>venue</category>
		<category>chain</category>
		<category>ticketmaster</category>
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		<description>plus The Bluetones</description>
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