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		<title>Four videos on the blog at once, that's not what it's all about</title>
		<description>Just tried to give blood, and after waiting for an hour, I had to give up and come back to work, bah. So now I am bursting with an extra pint of blood that I wasn't expecting to be carrying around with me! It's going to take a real extra effort to ge... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11426/Four+videos+on+the+blog+at+once%2C+that%27s+not+what+it%27s+all+about</link>
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		<title>Bonekickers</title>
		<description>Did you see Bonekickers on TV last night? I will watch some crap, but even I had to turn it off, it was so bad! I am still tempted to catch up on what I turned off on iplayer later, just to reassure myself that it was just about the worst thing ever.... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11399/Bonekickers</link>
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		<title>Good weekend, rubbish episode of Lost</title>
		<description>Nice weekend, Emma was visiting, we sat about quite a lot, and went to Chambers (via a very brief look in at The Bank Bar) on the Saturday night. Did not eat out all weekend (cue &quot;but if you don't owt you'll die!&quot;), can't remember the last time I had... </description>
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		<category>ricky gervais</category>
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		<category>escondido</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11050/Good+weekend%2C+rubbish+episode+of+Lost</link>
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		<title>You had to outdo us didn't you, rest of the country?</title>
		<description>We were trumped, this earthquake centred in Lincolnshire was magnitude 5.3, which slays our earthquake (magnitude 4.3) that we had last year.Two reports from friends in the relative vicinity, just so I can feel I'm joining in:Yeah it was nuts - we bo... </description>
		<category>earthquake</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10994/You+had+to+outdo+us+didn%27t+you%2C+rest+of+the+country%3F</link>
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		<title>Great service and food</title>
		<description>If you would like top food and great service this is the place to go. They made my whole party feel very special,it was good to see some young blood working in the restraunt as it use to remind me of an old folks home.i give it 10 out of 10...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10744/Great+service+and+food&quot;&gt;Rated 2.71/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10744/Great+service+and+food</link>
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		<title>Bless The Boot</title>
		<description> Bless the boot, come on England. Really looking forward to this tomorrow, like every other part time England fan. I would not say we have a chance really, but you never know. Personally I'm keeping my fingers crossed for a food poisoning outbreak at... </description>
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		<category>sport</category>
		<category>blood</category>
		<category>flash</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>chambers</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10602/Bless+The+Boot</link>
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		<title>RE: Rugby, RESULT</title>
		<description>Bloody Nigella! I watched her for the first time the other week and I too wanted to kick the TV in. That's not a cookery show, it's a show where a woman talks about how much she likes eating and then eats some stuff. Anyone can arrange pre-packed foo... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10581/RE%3A+Rugby%2C+RESULT</link>
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		<title>Ouch!</title>
		<description>Bit my lip this morning eating my breakfast in a hurry, drew blood and everything, and also the work I did at the weekend fixing my xml namespaces in jquery doesn't work now I've transferred it to work...Great weekend though, did our usual lunch at W... </description>
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		<title>RE: Boom shake the room!</title>
		<description>Here in Deal, it woke me at 8.20am. It was like a gust of wind had got in the room - the wardrobe doors rattled and that was about it. Once I noticed the bedroom window wasn't open I figured it must have been an earthquake and went to sleep. Only lat... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10167/RE%3A+Boom+shake+the+room%21</link>
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		<title>A working copy here for only $200 at the moment</title>
		<description>plus shipping from the USA... Yeah cheers for that!I was just talking to a friend at work about games, he plays in a Bloodbowl league! I used to play that when I was at school, maybe I'll get another set...... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10089/A+working+copy+here+for+only+%24200+at+the+moment</link>
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		<title>RE: Blood on the tracks</title>
		<description>first thing I thought of when I saw the trailer for this was - hey it's Skink! sounds like he's not far from the mark.from http://www.carlhiaasen.com&quot;Skink, who first appears in Double Whammy, the bass-fishing novel, was conceived as sort of a wild h... </description>
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		<title>Blood on the tracks</title>
		<description>Watched &quot;The Roadkill Chef&quot; last night, billed by BBC Three as &quot;Eccentric roadkill connoisseur Fergus Drennan tries to change the eating habits of the people in the town of Sandwich in Kent by throwing the community a roadkill feast&quot;. Sandwich is rea... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9935/Blood+on+the+tracks</link>
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		<title>RE: Too busy being festive to update</title>
		<description>I hate bones its so damn unrealistic!  And that face thing, purlease.... its badly acted, horribly scripted and even the books are a boring read!  Bah bloody humbug&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CSI is by far superior and has proper science *gets off soap box*</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9854/RE%3A+Too+busy+being+festive+to+update</link>
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		<title>Did all my links break?</title>
		<description>Bah, can anyone see any of the embedded videos below? What did I do? And then all the videos came back...What I did do today is walk up to the out of town Sainsbury's on a quest for Coke Zero, as no-one in town has it... also tried to sign up at a de...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9657/Did+all+my+links+break%3F&quot;&gt;Rated 3.53/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>hotel</category>
		<category>quiz</category>
		<category>real ale</category>
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		<category>wifi</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9657/Did+all+my+links+break%3F</link>
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		<title>RE: Blood</title>
		<description>I agree with er in doors.. Dexter is pathetic.. There will never be a story to it, oh - hang on - maybe he'll have to start investigating himself. Utter pants !&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9654/RE%3A+Blood</link>
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		<title>Blood</title>
		<description>I completely failed to give blood, that's three times I've been to the place where the blood drive is, and three times now I've got some detail or other wrong. First time, I'm sure they were open Tuesday and Wednesday, but I was wrong so I came back.... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9653/Blood</link>
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		<title>The Gay Train</title>
		<description>New video of a song by my friends MJ Hibbett and the Validatorsvideo is by Rob Manuel, of b3ta fame.All stop watching it, so it streams more smoothly for me... More Hibbett updates, courtesy of his newsletter:ITEM! After months of hard work (honest!)... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9652/The+Gay+Train</link>
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		<title>Harry Clarke on Ebay</title>
		<description>Just searching on a whim and I found this Hans Andersen's Fairy Tales, illustrated by Harry Clarke. This is Harry Clarke who is Clare's great grand uncle, no blood relation to we Clarkes, but now part of my family. The book must have just been put on... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8735/Harry+Clarke+on+Ebay</link>
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		<title>I nearly shivered</title>
		<description>I nearly shivered just as I got to work, a brace of fire engines raced down Farringdon Road, all sirens blazing. It was too hot for a real shiver, but obviously thoughts all day are with the events of last year... Just looking back to what I wrote on... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8689/I+nearly+shivered</link>
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		<title>RE: Weasel coffee</title>
		<description>Our coffee machine at work produces coffee that tastes like something (or someone) has enjoyed it before me - I don't think it's rare Vietnamese weasels though, it's more liekly to have been a fat, greasy man.Bloody password system, I tried to resgis... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8632/RE%3A+Weasel+coffee</link>
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		<title>RE: Who are you?</title>
		<description>did you know jimmy goodden [...] sucked the blood out of folkestone.</description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8549/RE%3A+Who+are+you%3F</link>
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		<title>Trivium review</title>
		<description>The Trivium gig sounds like it was great, just seen this post on www.onfolkestone.co.uk:Liked a few Bloodsimple songs, God Forbid were immense but Trivium damn well ruled, they had power and alot of control.Best moments -The Shredathon they hadPlayin...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/6562/Trivium+review&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Trivium review&quot; src=&quot;http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1392/638384072_55e1c71c64.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/6562/Trivium+review&quot;&gt;Rated 4.43/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/6562/Trivium+review</link>
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		<title>Criminal Mischief!</title>
		<description>Someone spray painted the word &quot;Bloodz&quot; on the sidewalk in front of a home in the 13000 block of Folkestone Circle. Oh, this is in Palm Beach, nothing to do with us, as you were...... </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/4757/Criminal+Mischief%21</link>
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		<title>Bridget Clarke Bridget Clarke Bridget Clarke!</title>
		<description>My wife's grandmother is Bridget Clarke, no blood relation to me (I am Paul Clarke), the names are just a coincidence. So, sorry Bridget, you are not the only Bridget Clarke in the world, I'm afraid it's a very common name...... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4702/Bridget+Clarke+Bridget+Clarke+Bridget+Clarke%21</link>
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		<title>Organic food deliveries in Folkestone</title>
		<description>Got a brocher through the door from Abel Cole, a mixed box of organic veg for a tenner a week, sound like a good deal..?This week's box will contain;Apples In ConversionBlood OrangesBroccoliCarrotsFennelJerusalem ArtichokeKiwi FruitPotatoeswith all i... </description>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/4532/Organic+food+deliveries+in+Folkestone</link>
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		<title>So why do we get stuck with...</title>
		<description>Kevin Bloody Wilson, when Portsmouth Guildhall gets Morrissey? Bah...Very much enjoying our Mighty Boosh DVD, and looking forward to the show! I've given them their own special graphic and smoothed some of the corners on the calendar, see it all on t... </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/4495/So+why+do+we+get+stuck+with...</link>
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		<title>More fat lookalikes</title>
		<description>Part two in an occasional series, I spotted this all by myself, with no help from Clare at all, honest:Phil Jupitus The new Bloodhound Gang Album CoverI got sent the new Bloodhound Gang album Hefty Fine today. SMART!... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3919/More+fat+lookalikes</link>
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		<title>Folkestone in the London papers</title>
		<description>The property supplement in today's Evening Substandard has a double page spread on how great Folkestone is. It's mostly about the bloody artists in the Creative Quarter, but it's better than nothing. They make Folkestone sound more expensive than I t... </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/3779/Folkestone+in+the+London+papers</link>
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		<description>Mine does that, charge it up, says its full, end of day nothing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Damn thing, its bloody annoying as I don't want to have to bring my charger into work.  Along with all the other crap I bring, I dont need anything else!</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3712/</link>
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		<title>Carnage on the underground</title>
		<description>Well hopefully no actual bloodshed, but there's been chaos on the way in this morning... Got to London Bridge to find it jammed, most of the ticket barriers closed. Eventually got through the barrier as they turned off all down the escalators - I gue... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3636/Carnage+on+the+underground</link>
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		<title>Astoria</title>
		<description>10.00 &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/v/95/Astoria&quot;&gt;Rated 5.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/v/95/Astoria</link>
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