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		<title>Hey Jez - it's George (geordie</title>
		<description>Gerald - 'tis Geordie George if U R da right guy...we used 2 jam @ my house in Cheriton and urs too - with a beer an a smoke! I also had young Paul as a learner...haha, my son Daniels' friend from school to ...erm...teach! 16 yrs on - and my boys (me... </description>
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		<title>Weekend! Curry! Spazzy twitches! Everything!</title>
		<description>Great weekend, bailed out of work slightly early and got the train to Mum and Dad's, for a nice long relaxing weekend. As previously mentioned, Clare was in London drinking and dancing with her friends, and definitely not lighting fires, and I was he...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10953/Weekend%21+Curry%21+Spazzy+twitches%21+Everything%21&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Weekend! Curry! Spazzy twitches! Everything!&quot; src=&quot;http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2275/2258161390_90d4f60c86_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10953/Weekend%21+Curry%21+Spazzy+twitches%21+Everything%21&quot;&gt;Rated 6.88/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>What rugby?</title>
		<description>You forgot to bless the boot didn't you... A good game anyway, and we did well to get to the final. Perhaps an iffy decision on that disallowed try, but perhaps not.A good day yesterday too, just for a change we had lunch in Wagamama in Canterbury, b... </description>
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		<title>Bless The Boot</title>
		<description> Bless the boot, come on England. Really looking forward to this tomorrow, like every other part time England fan. I would not say we have a chance really, but you never know. Personally I'm keeping my fingers crossed for a food poisoning outbreak at... </description>
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		<title>The sister-in-law's waters have just broken</title>
		<description>This is a medical term that is related in some way to having a baby apparently. This means we're likely to have a new niece this afternoon, we'll call in to see her on our way to Canterbury for lunch tomorrow, I think she's in Ashford. This new niece... </description>
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		<category>birthdays</category>
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		<title>bless him!</title>
		<description>Lovely, good work you... No job yet for me here :-(PS the Brut is not for wearing, it's for selling on ebay... See this cool  Old Spice set:Got to use only bbcode for images and tags and things, not html here.... </description>
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		<title>Arrr! Piratey adventure from Folkestone Harbour this weekend</title>
		<description>Me and the wife are going on this!The Grand Turk set to sail from Folkestone Harbour!The Grand Turk is probably best-known in Britain for her role in the 'Hornblower' and other films and television series. The ship has been a regular visitor to ports...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8422/Arrr%21+Piratey+adventure+from+Folkestone+Harbour+this+weekend&quot;&gt;Rated 4.78/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>&quot;track adhesion problems&quot; ?</title>
		<description>Is this a creative euphemism for leaves on the line or are the tracks working themselves loose? Gawd bless privatisation.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4241/%22track+adhesion+problems%22+%3F</link>
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		<title>Up to my elbows in computer bits</title>
		<description>Fitted the new hard drive to the computer, though not got windows recognising it yet... got that final piece of missing info today, so by tonight I should have 120gig of space, rapidly being filled up with downloaded content! FINALLY I can backup my ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4085/Up+to+my+elbows+in+computer+bits</link>
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		<title>Bless!</title>
		<description>Is this someone who went to see Romeo and Juliet in Sandgate? Your spelling's not very good for 13 - maybe showbiz is the right path.</description>
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		<title>What a day to stop getting the tube</title>
		<description>OK I stopped getting the tube last week, but yesterday was travelcard renewal day, and I got just the train part and no tube, saving me fifty quid! But it's booting it down at rain, so I've hd to put my big coat on. Then at Cannon Street the rain had... </description>
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		<title>Ah bless</title>
		<description>It makes my heart melt when people use this site... do you think Pete will come back? I'm not so sure, I think he's got bigger fish to fry these days.Hey, Justin Hawkins posted on here once too you know.... </description>
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		<title>Spammer</title>
		<description>Awww, bless... wedding rings!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As for the spamming, didn't realise I'd stumbled across something worthy of an open junk mailing!&lt;br /&gt;Anyways, I am currently fowarding your link to all my non-pooexing friends! You'll be rich, dammit!&lt;br /&gt;</description>
		<category>university</category>
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		<title>You've been framed</title>
		<description>BBC reports about a burgliar caught on a webcam, and the 11 month sentence he got... have a look at the homeowner Duncan Grisby's site with the original pictures on, in that third one down is the burglar doing that &quot;pretending I'm just rubbing my eye...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2777/You%27ve+been+framed&quot;&gt;Rated 5.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>chain</category>
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		<title>Tom Chemical Brothers</title>
		<description>Bless mnmnm, we saw them together so we've halved them.  At BBC London, doing i/v with Sean Rowley. Didn't know he had cut his hair off.  Was very polite to the receptionist</description>
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		<title>Dennis Hopper</title>
		<description>On Friday night I went out for a meal at the hospital - swanky new members bar in covent garden.  Early on in the evening we spotted dennis hopper in the bar which was very exciting.  Some hours later when we were leaving we went in the lift and due ... </description>
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		<title>Poor wee mouse</title>
		<description>A fright in the house yesterday, Clare found a mouse, alive this time though. Much shrieking and panicking, so I dressed up as a fat housekeeper in brightly coloured tights, climbed on a chair and beat it to death with a big broom. No, wait, that was... </description>
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		<title>Paul Whitehouse</title>
		<description>Cheering on all us Sport Relief milers, bless him. Took a couple of blurred photies as I limped past.</description>
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		<title>MJ Hibbett gig this Thursday</title>
		<description>Fresh from the exciting news that he's to be Steve Lamacq's Euro 2004 correspondent, MJ Hibbett blesses London town with another live appearance. He'll be bringing his guitar and clutch of modern epics to the 12 Bar, Denmark Street, Soho. You also ge... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7934/MJ+Hibbett+gig+this+Thursday</link>
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		<title>Free Coffee</title>
		<description>Very strange, went to get my usual coffee this morning, and the guy wouldn't take my money, he said &quot;bless your house&quot; or something, and gave it me free... NICE ONE!Slightly too much boring admin today, adding people to lists, taking them off, etc...... </description>
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		<title>Feeder Tribute, bless</title>
		<description>A group of Feeder fans have put together their very own tribute album to the band, comprising of cover versions of their favourite tracks. After visitors to Feeder’s website message board began to put up demos last year, one fan, Tom Perou, took it u... </description>
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		<title>Emma Kennedy</title>
		<description>You know, she does the Heat Magazine adverts, she was in The Daniel Defoe on Stoke Newington Church Street last night, she was with Sue Perkins, and another lady who (gasp) appeared not to be famous. I don't think they're local as they were both amaz... </description>
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		<title>Lock Stock</title>
		<description>A pleasant evening in the Defoe, they have a new guest beer on called Lock Stock, it's a smashing deep red colour and tastes a bit of bitter chocolate. Spotted CELEBS, that's my best hobby - Sue Perkins was the most famous, her off celebrity Big Brot... </description>
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		<title>The Fly</title>
		<description>Just had my &quot;Happy Birthday Pauly&quot; ad pointed out to me in the current issue of &lt;a href='http://www.the-fly.co.uk'&gt;The Fly magazine&lt;/a&gt;, bless 'em!</description>
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		<title>Stokefest</title>
		<description>That website is all about looking for sponsorship, there's not a lot out there for punters in terms of lineups etc... Hank Wangford played at the Vortex on Friday, didn't know about it until we went there for breakfast yesterday though... Well recomm... </description>
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		<title>Glastonbury warm up party</title>
		<description>For one night only, Virtual Festivals are proud to present the ultimateGlastonbury Warm-up party! With a bunch of superb bands and DJ's (includingat least 2 Pyramid Stage acts and 1 previous Glastonbury headliner!), plus afew hundred kindred spirits,... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7751/Glastonbury+warm+up+party</link>
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		<title>Viva Las Vegas</title>
		<description>I have been in that Las Vegas, nice place, shame about the food, for me anyway. Had a nice grilled vege sub from Quizno's on the way home, but apart from that it's not the best place for a vegan. Breakfast was fried potato and spicy tomato sauce, mor... </description>
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		<category>stevie wonder</category>
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		<title>Julia Sawalha</title>
		<description>Bless the striking firemen... if it wasn't for them taking action on Friday (29th November), then Chalk Farm Tube station would have been open, and then I'd not have walked down Chalk Farm Road to Camden, and then I'd not have seen lovely lovely Juli... </description>
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		<title>Brats Tour Reviewette</title>
		<description>Strange mix of bands for the latest NME &quot;Brats&quot; tour, that's probably the way it should be...The Coral were very varied in style, like a school project with everyone trying to exert their influence. Really embarrassing Liam Gallagher type posturing f... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6707/Brats+Tour+Reviewette</link>
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		<title>Phwooar, 126,918 clicks...</title>
		<description>PopEx continues to rise, over 120,000 page impressions yesterday, and only about 10% of those page impressions are down to the new &quot;refreshing&quot; frames of the control panel - http://www.popex.com/control/ - as it's not really been promoted yet...There... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7318/Phwooar%2C+126%2C918+clicks...</link>
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		<title>Electric Ballroom</title>
		<description>Where I met Clare, bless! Hope I got that year right... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/v/2069/Electric+Ballroom&quot;&gt;Rated 3.57/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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