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		<title>Tardisodes</title>
		<description>Extra Doctor Who content according to a press release on Radio Times... will we have to pay for this?In addition to watching 13 new, gripping and exciting adventures - with David Tennant as the Doctor and Billie Piper as Rose - viewers will be given ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7995/Tardisodes</link>
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		<title>Do-do-do do-do-do-do do-do-do-do do-do-do-do</title>
		<description>So where's this new episode of Doctor Who that's been leaked on the internets then? It's bittorrented everywhere no doubt, but I haven't looked yet, going to possibly hang on until the 26th of March and watch it on BBC1. Possibly, I might go looking ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2839/Do-do-do+do-do-do-do+do-do-do-do+do-do-do-do</link>
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		<title>Chris Evans</title>
		<description>The ginger whinger is NO LONGER GINGER! He was in the garden of The Pembroke last night, and he has blong hair now, and a very pink face.He was there with chums of Johnny Vegas, two people I recognised from Who's Ready For Ice Cream it looked like it... </description>
		<category>celebrity</category>
		<category>stalking</category>
		<category>stalking heads</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6189/Chris+Evans</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">4867</guid>
		<title>Billie Piper</title>
		<description>James Hoob saw them the other day. Not me. But he's a lazy sonofabitch and can't be arsed to post it.</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4867/Billie+Piper</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">5694</guid>
		<title>Billie Piper</title>
		<description>Drinking with a lot of her girlfriends. She does indeed have a Double Nob Gob.</description>
		<category>celebrity</category>
		<category>stalking</category>
		<category>stalking heads</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5694/Billie+Piper</link>
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		<title>billie piper (evans)</title>
		<description>Alone, looking scruffy in jeans and wearing a denim hat, buying a pregnancy test in boots in belsize park, was very impatient while waiting in queue and left quickly after her purchase</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4897/billie+piper+%28evans%29</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">6860</guid>
		<title>Some boring stats (2/3)</title>
		<description>These are the messages that were read the most times... doesn't seem to be a great deal of logic to these, except that most of them are FAQ entries, and nearly all the others were news stories I wrote...The exceptions were entries by DiviBot (it is a... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6860/Some+boring+stats+%282%2F3%29</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">6786</guid>
		<title>Differ'nt Strokes</title>
		<description>The Strokes, are five New Yorkers, and they've just sent a CD with a track called Barely Legal (on an EP called The Modern Age, out now on Rough Trade), that's got to be worth a news story, if only for getting this page in the &quot;Billie Piper Naked&quot; se... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6786/Differ%27nt+Strokes</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">6625</guid>
		<title>PopBitch NOT to be closed down</title>
		<description>If you had to pick your top three websites right now you'd go for popEx first, right? And then second and third, you'd be tied between Am I Hot Or Not and Pop Bitch probably, wouldn't you? Well there have been some EVIL RUMOUR MONGERS suggesting PopB... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6625/PopBitch+NOT+to+be+closed+down</link>
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		<title>What you looking at?</title>
		<description>I'm sorry, that should be &quot;what you looking FOR?&quot;... Here's the top twenty of what people were searching for when they stumbled across popEx in October...: 1163: &quot;sugababes&quot;  479: &quot;kerry katona&quot;  446: &quot;coldplay&quot;... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6623/What+you+looking+at%3F</link>
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		<title>What people are looking for...</title>
		<description>We have a new number one! Thanks to a feature on popbitch in yesterday's Guardian, popbitch is the new most searched for word among people who came to popEx from finding it on a search engine yesterday... was that clear? Anyway, here's the top ten te... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7465/What+people+are+looking+for...</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">7462</guid>
		<title>Billie Bans &quot;The Sun&quot; Snow Dome</title>
		<description>Was trying to read someone else's paper on the tube this morning, and a chap had his hands over part of the front of his copy of The Sun, so all I could see was &quot;Billie Bans Sun Sn__ Do__&quot;... One could only assume the old currant bun had had some hil... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7462/Billie+Bans+%22The+Sun%22+Snow+Dome</link>
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		<title>Why are you trying to kill me?</title>
		<description>BBC.co.uk reports today that a woman is  appearing in court being charged with making death threats against lovely little Billie Piper...&quot;Juliet Peters, 32, was arrested at her home in Canning Town, east London, on 30 August&quot; says the Met.She's also ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7425/Why+are+you+trying+to+kill+me%3F</link>
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		<title>Robbie Williams: I'm a lesbian</title>
		<description>In a shocking outburst which has captured tabloid headlines everywhere, Robbie Williams claims &quot;I'm a lesbian&quot;.When it was pointed out that the dictionary definition of a lesbian is &quot;a gay or homosexual woman&quot; Mr Williams responded with &quot;My single is... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7355/Robbie+Williams%3A+I%27m+a+lesbian</link>
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		<title>Billie's nipples; headline news in Scotland</title>
		<description>Call me juvenile and sad, but you can see Billie's nipples on the front of the Daily Record today... I think it's a shot from some live concert.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Like two puppies fighting in a bag: &quot;I'll have the one with the pink nose&quot;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6706/Billie%27s+nipples%3B+headline+news+in+Scotland</link>
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		<title>Sisqo Inferno</title>
		<description>Here are all the divis that bands paid out this week... global sales dictated most of this week's returns, and Sisqo proved to be still hugely undervalued...17.6% - £3.14 Santana24.5% - £1.99 Sisqo10.5% - £1.78 'N Sync18.8% - £1.69 Destiny's Child15.... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6670/Sisqo+Inferno</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">7333</guid>
		<title>Monkey Boy is the new &quot;World of Leather&quot;</title>
		<description>No, not the band with one million guitar players, but the company that just ceased trading on the REAL stock exchange...  PopEx Administrators will be brought in who will assess a fair price for the Monkey Boy stock (about a penny a share sounds fair... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7333/Monkey+Boy+is+the+new+%22World+of+Leather%22</link>
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