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		<title>Samuel Beckett in Folkestone</title>
		<description>What do they mean &quot;in of all places&quot;..? From The Times, presumably this was just before  he stepped into the Quantum Leap Accelerator:Happy Days is a masterpiece because it moves as well as chills. Beckett once said that all his writing in English ha... </description>
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		<title>Satellite spy pictures of the UK</title>
		<description>Woo, Google Maps is up to date with satellite photos of the UK now, you can zoom right in... this update has caused a slight problem with my own interactive map, something's stopping it initialising properly, but once the map's redrawn (just pick a n... </description>
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		<title>Charlotte Church mobile phone pictures</title>
		<description>JUST MY TWO PENN'ORTH, but I don't think there were any nude snaps on Charlotte Church's mobile phone, or they'd be all over the place by now. Not sure what the point of this story is, maybe just to raise profiles, really make them the new Posh and B... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3093/Charlotte+Church+mobile+phone+pictures</link>
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		<title>Where'd the site go?</title>
		<description>Something up at the hosting centre has meant this has been unavailable, and me with so much news! The new computer arrived, so just plugging that in and playing now, all seems to have come up quite neatly. It's trying to sync with Outlook, which I do... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1813/Where%27d+the+site+go%3F</link>
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		<title>Creatif</title>
		<description>Another new blog at www.20six.co.uk/creatif, with talk of David Beckham, a subject that's been avoided so far around here. My first instinct was that it was all a press generating scam, but now I'm not sure, and not really bothered either.... </description>
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		<title>Keira Knightly in &quot;The Hole&quot;</title>
		<description>Every time someone comes here searching for Keira Knightly it costs me money, so please support my sponsors... if you buy The Hole on DVD starring a 16 year old Keira for only £5.99, then I'll earn about 20p, which is enough for me to serve another 1... </description>
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		<title>Clare's Graduation</title>
		<description>Went well, got some good pictures I hope. There was no celebrity honorary degree, I was hoping for something like that to liven the ceremony up. A chap called Sir Kit McMahon was made a fellow of Birkbeck though.The building the ceremony is in - Sena... </description>
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		<title>Duran Duran @ Kentish Town Forum</title>
		<description>Gig last night was ace, though Duran Duran themselves didn't put on too much of a performance, at least to start with, they were happy with standing there knowing the crowd were loving them. The atmosphere in the venue was great, and best of all it w... </description>
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		<title>yeah, give it a rinse</title>
		<description>and pass it on.&lt;br /&gt;What happened to my eyebrow, anyone know? I have a gap, like David Beckham.&lt;br /&gt;Photos coming here soon, better password the whole place up I think... </description>
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		<title>some advice I was given about Hamburg</title>
		<description>S-Bahn is short for Schnell-Bahn which are the suburban trains.In German cities you have the following:U-Bahn (big blue U signs) - Untererdisches Bahn so Underground, normally a small network in the city centreS-Bahn (green S signs) - Schnellbahn so ... </description>
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		<title>The I.V's Steve Bedlow</title>
		<description>The Iv's are a band that formed around June 2002 and, by the sound and style of the band, it won't be long before London beckons. Interestingly enough their singer used to be with the days top of the bill act The Libertines, so at least he knows the ... </description>
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		<title>If I had a phone</title>
		<description>Can anyone out there get me a mobile phone? I am the only person in London who doesn't I think. Mostly I'm not arsed, but If I had a phone, I would be able to make sure that popex worked properly on it.  Here's what Samantha Mumba would do if she had... </description>
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		<title>Is this you?</title>
		<description>Killingbeck Police today appealed for the public’s help to identify TWENTY FOUR men they would like to trace in relation to an outbreak of disorder at the Carling Weekend, Leeds Festival music event held at Temple Newsam in Leeds over the August Bank... </description>
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		<title>Have a Foxy Minky Weekend...</title>
		<description>I'm planning on an ace weekend, hope you are too. Some of it is PRIVATE, but some of it is open to you, the valued punter... So come along, and stick the jubilee up your bollocks in style...Firstly Saturday is Uncle Bobs Wedding Reception, guests thi... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7566/Have+a+Foxy+Minky+Weekend...</link>
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		<title>Posh Poll</title>
		<description>Right, join in the Victoria Beckham fun - choose which of these stories is the most obvious piece of press release puff, designed to get our Vicky's new book into the news?Click to join in our posh poll...The book &quot;Learning to Fly&quot; has been described... </description>
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		<title>Jarvis Cocker</title>
		<description>I know it's ages ago now, but my friends and I went to see Beck at Brixton Academy on the 25th July and when they got seperated from me, I thought I had the best deal, being right at the front, while they had a worse view. Then they met Jarvis Cocker... </description>
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		<title>Useful as a source of industry mutterings</title>
		<description>It says here... Big up up to Debbie Barham in yesterday's Evening Standard for giving popEx a mention, and respects also to YOU, the valued punter, for muttering about the industry...Yet again www.popbitch.com gets most of the column inches (who are ... </description>
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		<title>Beck</title>
		<description>We were walking along the banks of the Seine next to the Louvre museum on July 16th at about 8 or 9 pm when my girlfriend and me spotted Beck with his girlfriend! They were talking to some other girl, and we decided to stick around and 'stalk' Beck t... </description>
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		<title>Radiohead tickets on sale NOW!</title>
		<description>Get ready on that redial button, the tickets for Radiohead show in Oxford on the 7th of July are on sale NOW!Looks like you can only get them from the Radiohead ticket line 0870 730 7305, or the Zodiac, if you know of more places with tickets, post i... </description>
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		<title>Some boring stats (3/3)</title>
		<description>I don't know about you, but this is my favourite report of the month, I'm just so excited... This is the TOP FIFTY of &quot;what people were really searching for, when they were tricked into clicking on popEx&quot;...I think it shows up the target audience her... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6861/Some+boring+stats+%283/3%29</link>
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		<title>Saturday @ The Brats</title>
		<description>Saturday night's NME / Carling / Brats gig started at the obscenely early our of SIX, with Peaches. Why was I expecting a band? And a Stranglers tribute band at that..? She is a she, and a slightly rude Canadian girl rapper to boot. It was an interes... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6833/Saturday+%40+The+Brats</link>
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		<title>Beck; ready to ROCK!</title>
		<description>There may be lots of rumours about the new album, and he has been playing very folky material (his own and cover versions) at recent outings, but he's ready to show us what he's made of at the Rock In Rio festival next month...Beck joins the likes of... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6677/Beck%3B+ready+to+ROCK%21</link>
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		<title>Top Ten Things</title>
		<description>Top ten artists people were searching for when they found popEx, in September...[*] Bomfunk MCs[*] Craig David[*] JJ72 [*] Coldplay[*] Girl Thing[*] Kathryn Williams[*] 'N Sync[*] Fatboy Slim[*] Sugababes[*] Daphne and CelesteKerry Katona Naked was j... </description>
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		<title>David Beckham</title>
		<description>On the 23rd September 2000,  Ryan Giggs, Gianfranco Zola, Marcel Desailly, Andy Cole, Teddy Sheringham, Jimmy 'Floyd' Spermbank were also there.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4983/David+Beckham</link>
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		<title>Oooh, DC just did it</title>
		<description>It looked like Paul Oakenfold was going to be the best performer, but Destiny's Child somehow swung it overnight... apart from that no surprises in this week's divis...Congrats to Visage, top of the charts, better send out a prize eh, how about an ad... </description>
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		<title>Sisqo Inferno</title>
		<description>Here are all the divis that bands paid out this week... global sales dictated most of this week's returns, and Sisqo proved to be still hugely undervalued...17.6% - £3.14 Santana24.5% - £1.99 Sisqo10.5% - £1.78 'N Sync18.8% - £1.69 Destiny's Child15.... </description>
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