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		<title>Not what I meant by &quot;getting stoned down the beach&quot;</title>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.kentnews.co.uk/kent-news/Picture-of-dog-stoned-to-death-on-Folkestone-beach-newsinkent31034.aspx?news=local&quot;&gt;Some bastard has stoned a dog to death&lt;/a&gt;, gruesome. Are there not security cameras down there? </description>
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		<title>Cure tickets</title>
		<description>Cure tickets are on their way, though of course I didn't buy them from ebay at a vastly inflated markup, I got them from | Ticketbastard at a vastly inflated markup instead. Thirty five pounds each for the ticket, then another fiver each in ticketbas... </description>
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		<title>Thieving bastards</title>
		<description>Look out if you´re coming to Majorca, the place is crawling with thieves. Actually no it´s not, but we´ve encountered a couple of criminal signs... saw a couple of kids trying it on by the pool of our hotel, ripping off tourist handbags, and noticed ... </description>
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		<title>Los Bastardos</title>
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		<title>Los Bastardos Finlandeses</title>
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