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		<title>Frozen balls</title>
		<description>Man it's so cold here today that my mouse ball is frozen, it's making it very difficult to work... the office is going to be dead quiet today, most people seem to have this whole week off, I'm still hoping for some fairy godmother type to appear from... </description>
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		<title>RE: Frozen balls</title>
		<description>hey dick wad- why don't you set up a page that doesn't fuck up search engines!!!!!!!!!</description>
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		<title>RE: Frozen balls</title>
		<description>fu, deleted this site, this sux, i want to search something and i come up here, on this crapy site full of links and bullshit!&lt;br /&gt;FUCK YOU</description>
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		<title>Why are you searching for &quot;frozen balls&quot; anyway?</title>
		<description>Get off my site you freak!</description>
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		<title>150 miles on skateboards for alzheimers</title>
		<description>From the 4th - 7th of September, your 2 favourite front end web developers, Gav and Mark will be attempting to skate from Brighton back home to Canterbury round the coast. This journey covers over 150 miles and is intended to raise money for the Alzh... </description>
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		<title>Fat balls</title>
		<description>I bought some bird food in the bad weather, left one of the fat balls out on the tray in the snow, and it completely vanished... something must have picked it up and taken the whole thing away, but what? It was a small one, could have been a big bird... </description>
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		<title>Greg Davies - Firing Cheeseballs At A Dog</title>
		<description>Fan of &lt;strong&gt;The Inbetweeners&lt;/strong&gt;? Who isn't! Don't miss your chance to see the fabulous &lt;strong&gt;Greg Davies&lt;/strong&gt;, who plays Mr Gilbert, with his hotly anticipated solo show.</description>
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