http://www.clarkeology.comQuick query of my database, returned as xml, for use in my ajax apps 56 Saw Blur at the Astoria, reviewed it here, apparently the song they did with Phil Daniels is called "My White Noise" and is featured as the hidden track on Think Tank... nice that it's done as a REAL hidden track, not just tacked on the end after a b... 51.0710 1.1790 blur astoria phil daniels london astoria my white noise ash jack names the planets hidden track http://www.clarkeology.com/m/56/Blur 78 More local news now, there's a car gone into a lamp post at the end of <strong>Manor Road</strong>, we get a lot of joy riders round here... might take a picture of it tomorrow, it's quite a twatting... http://www.clarkeology.com/m/78/Stoke+Newington+car+crash 157 I had a JOYOUS afternoon yesterday... I was working from home, nipped out for some lunch, got into our communal hallway and realised I'd left my keys in the flat - both doors were locked needing a key to get out, so I was shut in the hallway until ou... 51.5655 -0.0756 stokey stoke newington locked in locked out cocktail curry clare degree 58 smash birdcage defoe royal bengal airlock trapped in the airlock locked in the hall clare degree clare graduation listria park recipe strawberry champagne cointreau http://www.clarkeology.com/m/157/TRAPPED! 428 These are happening more and more frequently these days, but this is the first time that the database has crashed and I've really lost data... the punter.MYD file deleted itself somehow on the crash, that is where all punter data is stored, nightmare... folkestone http://www.clarkeology.com/m/428/Datbase+crash 675 Seem to have bummed my IPOD, by loading too much into the "notes" folder, possibly too many subdirectories, all a result of trying to archive this site on it... it worked before I tried to split it up into sub folders, and made great (but obviously v... 51.5658 -0.0757 ipod exercise bike javascript http://www.clarkeology.com/m/675/IPOD+Crash 837 <strong>Ash</strong> play a <strong>music passport</strong> show at <strong>Barfly London</strong>... Ash have done warm up type shows at Barfly before, so not interested in going to this one, seen them too many times. http://www.clarkeology.com/m/837/Ash+Passport+Gig 867 Got held up on the 106 home last night, by an accident outside the Rose and Crown... I would swear it was that coughing major from "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" who had driven into the side of a taxi... the cab driver was getting quite aggy, but t... http://www.clarkeology.com/m/867/Car+crash 1326 at <a href="http://www.cartelcommunique.co.uk">http://www.cartelcommunique.co.uk</a> always bears another watch. http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1326/The+John%27s+Not+Mad+/+Mad+World+mashup 1460 Not listened to this yet, but it sounds like it might be an amusing bootleg - cunningly mixing Nickelback with Nickelback.Off ring shopping this afternoon, gulp.... music nickelback remix bootleg mashup popex ring engagement php http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1460/Nickelback 1772 Was a bit concerned to spot that a flat next door was up for sale for less than we paid for ours, is this the start of the supposed fall in prices? Luckily, no, just checked the details and it's smaller than ours and not fully double glazed, so it lo... http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1772/Folkestone+property+crash! 2077 Boozetastic weekender in Folkestone, starting off with a shock drink in London! I rarely go out in the week any more, but popped in The Mynt Rooms for one with work chums, nice place, flash but comfortable, no ales but one pool table. Then, ONWARD, t... 51.0800 1.1645 folkestone http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2077/Splish+Splash! 2214 I meant ARMY SURPLUS! http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2214/did+I+saw+laura+ashley%3F 2764 The <strong>Backbeat Beatles</strong>, the <strong>Bootleg Beatles</strong> and the <strong>Acoustic Beatles</strong> are all lined up for Folkestone, which one is the best? Who will win? folkestone http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/2764/Beatle+clash! 2785 Yeah, that's what everyone would like to think... On the subject of Shoreditch, there was a huge road closure this morning, near where the filming was yesterday, busses on diversion and everything... Around the end of Great Eastern Street I think, th... 51.5262 -0.0839 nathan barley shoreditch great eastern street dan ashcroft http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2785/%22Maxwell+has+more+in+common+with+Barley%27s+nemesis,+Dan%22 2869 Mrs Michael Howard's prized Fiat Panda has been vandalised at Westenhanger station, says the BBC. This is gutting for her, I know I was really pissed off when my car was done over. Hopefully because of her profile, this will be investigated properly,... http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/2869/Sandra+Howard%27s+car+smashed+up 3367 Folkestone trains are a bit messed up for the whole summer (2005), possibly the next six months. To travel at about the same time, and not have to change trains at Ashford or anything we have to get trains to / from Cannon Street instead of Charing C... 51.0824 1.1695 folkestone train travel transport public transport folkestone to london london to folkestone ashford to london london to ashford high speed rail link folkestone to kings cross ashford to kings cross http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/3367/Folkestone+train+times 3435 My bro in law to be suggests that the big mushroom in the tree is a razor strop fungus, doesn't look like any of these though. It's hard to tell just from my snap though.I love The West Wing, we are still on series one though, only a few disks in, we... tv http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3435/They%27re+good+old+fashioned+eating+mushrooms 13404 Not flapping their arms and running round the garden, but booked on a flight back from Ireland in the morning, which is now grounded. They've been told there are no flights because the volcanic ash is affecting radar, not the dust in the engines stor... flights flying ireland volcano volcanic ash gatwick friday tea http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13404/Forgot+we+had+family+trying+to+fly+right+now 3579 The Future of Ashford Rocks.Some of you may have heard through the grapevine that Ashford Rocks is closing, Well at least in the near futureIT IS NOT. The situation is that I have an agreement with Ashford Town FC to hold these functions. Unfortunate... local music http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/3579/Ashford+Rocks 3777 Not a place that grabs me but hey, good for them! Plus I expect a few would-be buyers will look at the map and see our beloved Folkestone nearby(with it's faded granduer)? Glad we didn't choose Nottingham to reloc, eh Pauly? Congrats on yer wedding d... folkestone http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/3777/Ashford 4646 Am I completely mad? Did I just make it up? Or is there a chance they supported someone?Anyway, a couple of new shows just gone on sale, Ross Noble, and Ocean Colour Scene, knock yourselves out...... http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/4646/I%27m+sure+I+heard+somewhere+that+the+Smashing+Pumpkins+played+Folkestone 4827 Drinking, last weekend at a party in a field. Looking cool in shades & sandals in the rain with a sprog. LARGE. http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4827/Richard+Ashcroft 4836 Spotted in the bar http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4836/Som 4837 Dj-ing at the aftershow http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4837/All+of+them 4838 Not an awful lot really. http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4838/All+the+band 4866 Thursday, 12 October about 5:00pm<br>He was crossing the road with his wife and baby, and he signed my friend's school shirt.....! http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4866/Richard+Ashcroft 4896 He still looked beautiful and was dancing away throughout. http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4896/Mark+Owen 4939 What a star studded night at Trash! Firstly Matt B (in a stupid Kangol hat), and Dom. Then all of The Strokes. And then, Marilyn Manson himself arrived, but was turned away at the door-ha! http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4939/Muse,+The+Strokes,+Marilyn+Manson%28almost%29 5030 they were signing copies of their albums for the public an i got a kiss from jenny!!!!!! :) :) :) :) http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5030/Lil,+Jenny+%26+Natasha 5136 Just hanging around chatting. Looked like he was pining for a certain special lady. http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5136/Matt+Bellamy 51.5433 -0.1500 club bar booze dj jukebox music venue ticketmaster gig http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Ash-Passport-gig-Barfly/39.html A benefit gig for a journalist Leo Finlay, with Ash and possibly Tiger and Formula 1. Matt Lucas was there. Possibly Travis also played...... 51.5123 -0.1211 club bar booze music venue chain ticketmaster gig http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/The-Fall-Mean-Fiddler/490.html Chaka Khan, Celine Dion, Mary J Blige, Whitney Houston, Beyonce, Jewel, Lisa Marie Presley, Ashanti, Shania Twain, Pat Benatar, Isley Brothers, Queen Latifah, Sharon Osbourne and STEVIE WONDER!... 36.1093 -115.1770 venue music gig http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/VH1-Divas-MGM-Grand/9156.html plus <strong>60ft Dolls</strong> who brilliantly smashed the place up. <strong>Bis</strong> were meant to play too. 50.9085 -1.4062 pub bar booze music gig http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Ash-Southampton-Guildhall/9181.html Midday show, Japanese TV recording, <a href="http://drownedinsound.com/news/394">news here</a>. 51.5123 -0.1211 club bar booze music venue chain ticketmaster gig http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Ash-Mean-Fiddler/9213.html Went to an aftershow for this at Mass, also in Brixton, there was free absinthe and things, it got a bit messy. 51.4654 -0.1152 music venue chain booze gig http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Ash-Brixton-Academy/9289.html NME Brats show, lovely write up: [quote]Flash forward a few years to the Beta Band in January 2000, at an NME Brats show. I don't really remember much, other than that I was with a big group of my gigging mates in the upstairs bit, we were all trolle... 51.5160 -0.1306 club bar booze dj music venue chain ticketmaster closed gig http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/The-Beta-Band-Astoria/9302.html MTV Five Night Stand. Could be the 18th or the 28th, my ticket is ripped there... 51.5035 -0.2244 pub bar booze music gig http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Ash-Shepherds-Bush-Empire/9306.html And <strong>Dust Junkys</strong> 51.5466 -0.1038 bar booze music venue club ticketmaster chain gig http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Smashmouth-The-Garage/9367.html VW festival, think this is the one with Collapsed Lung, Reef, and The Prodigy, with Keith Flint rolling across the crowd in a big hamster ball...... 51.3935 -2.6015 gig http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Beetle-Bash-Avon-Park-Raceway/9871.html Trophy & cash prizes, £5 registration fee. 51.0803 1.1828 pub bar booze pool dj jukebox food closed gig http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Leaderboard-Pool-Challenge-The-Earl-Grey/27083.html The Odeon saw some fantastic gigs... 51.2807 1.0792 theatre music booze gig http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/The-Clash-Marlowe-Theatre/12819.html 15.00 53.4091 -2.9771 gig http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Crash-Higher-On-Maiden-Mentallica-Guns-2-Roses-O2-Academy-Liverpool/221173.html <blockquote>left [the Derek and the Domino's gig] very early to go see Ten Years After at the Leas. They were excellent, having stood in for Jethro Tull at short notice. - Nick Ashman</blockquote> - so, guessing that makes it this date! 51.0757 1.1736 bar music child friendly venue ticketmaster gig http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Ten-Years-After-Leas-Cliff-Hall/13417.html 54.9700 -1.6183 gig http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Big-D-The-Kids-Table-JB-Conspiracy-Mouthwash-O2-Academy-Newcastle/220067.html The Chelsea Flower Show TicketsThe Chelsea Flower Show has a similar importance as the Milan Fashion Week has for the fashion industry; a horticultural... 51.4930 -0.1485 gig http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Chelsea-Flower-Show-in-London-The-Royal-Hospital-Chelsea/184006.html 51.0757 1.1736 bar music child friendly venue ticketmaster gig http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Nashville-Nights-Dixie-Days-Leas-Cliff-Hall/215923.html [quote]The original Wishbone Ash perform onstage for the first time since February 1974, playing the first concert of their reunion at Folkestone Leas Cliffe Hall on February 27th 1988. Due to a late arrival from Chicago due to immigration problems, ... 51.0757 1.1736 bar music child friendly venue ticketmaster gig http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Wishbone-Ash-Leas-Cliff-Hall/23040.html 51.0751 1.1635 bar booze hotel quiz real ale restaurant food music garden wifi vegetarian http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Brainwashing-The-Science-of-Thought-Control-Kathleen-Taylor-The-Grand/18603.html 13.50 51.5114 -0.1395 gig http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Def-inition-Soundclash-5th-Birthday-Bash-Hazard-Brockie-Taxman-Nicky-Blackmarket-Kenny-Ken-Modified-Motion-Heist-Devious-D-Skibadee-Shabba-D-Funsta-Harry-Shotta-Hidden-formally-Studio-33-/221155.html 51.5123 -0.1211 club bar booze music venue chain ticketmaster gig http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Wishbone-Ash-Panic-Room-Mean-Fiddler/191381.html Pulling the invasive Alien - Japanese Knotweed from several areas in Folkestone Warren. Meet 10.15 at the Little Switzerland Cafe, off Wear Bay Road, Folkestone.PLEASE BRING REFRESHMENTS. ... 51.0913 1.1989 cafe gig http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Knotweed-Bash-Folkestone-Warren-the-Little-Switzerland-cafe/25763.html 51.4672 -0.2202 gig http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Geno-Washington-Ram-Jam-Band-HalfMoon-Putney/220770.html 53.6550 3.1006 gig http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Flash-Harry-Brownlow-House/216781.html 15.00 51.4995 -0.0953 gig http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/BRAINDROP-ROBO-PIRATE-BOAT-RAVE-McMash-Clan-Very-Special-Guests-TBA-Dutch-Master-Thames-Cruise-Ship/220031.html 42.90 51.5023 -0.1755 gig http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Richard-Ashcroft-The-United-Nations-of-Sound-in-London-Shepherds-Bush-Empire/224991.html Every Sunday, with a "Play Your Cards Right" rollover cash prize. 51.1129 1.0950 pub bar booze quiz real ale restaurant food vegetarian child friendly wifi drinking http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Quiz-The-New-Inn/27748.html