<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rdf:RDF xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rdfs="http://www.w3.org/2000/01/rdf-schema#" xmlns:foaf="http://xmlns.com/foaf/0.1/" xmlns:xlink="http://www.w3.org/1999/xlink/"><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8128/Oof,+bum+arse+service+in+The+Jackdaw"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/folkestone" /><dc:title>Oof, bum arse service in The Jackdaw</dc:title><dc:description>Just been to The Jackdaw for lunch, and though the food was great again (one Indonesian vegetable satay, one roast beef and one roast turkey, not all me you understand) we had a hiccup with our starter. The main courses came before the starter, not i... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1642/Swiss+grocer+my+arse!"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>Swiss grocer my arse!</dc:title><dc:description>If you're going to let this man referee a football match, then what do you expect! He's got a gammy eye, made worse by the recent lolly throwing incident.We watched the game, it was all a bit much wasn't it, but I'll leave the commentary for everywhe... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4165/Up+to+my+arse+in+javascript"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/popex" /><dc:title>Up to my arse in javascript</dc:title><dc:description>Doing some testing on here that I'll be using on popex and our company intranet, you'll be able to expand / shrink threads on the page. Hopefully by default any threads that were posted since you last visited will be open by default, and anything old... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4166/RE:+Up+to+my+arse+in+javascript"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>RE: Up to my arse in javascript</dc:title><dc:description>I would never open a bank account without first checking out http://www.moneysupermarket.com</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4168/RE:+Up+to+my+arse+in+javascript"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>RE: Up to my arse in javascript</dc:title><dc:description>www.if.com&lt;br /&gt;we have our joint account with them - all online, all good</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5157/All+of+the+the+little+arse-monkeys"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>All of the the little arse-monkeys</dc:title><dc:description>May 3 - about 1pm. Sitting in front of a tent holding an umbrella being photographed for some magazine or other. Probably something to do with their festival appearances (the tent and all that). To my eternal shame I didn't shout anything rude at the... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6624/Ours+or+Arse%3F"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/popex" /><dc:title>Ours or Arse?</dc:title><dc:description>You want a poll? Then you got a poll... read  this message and then spot the typo... randomly picked winner gets a copy of the new Fatboy Slim album &quot;Half Way Between The Gutter And The Stars&quot;...... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6642/The+Names+Have+Been+Changed..."><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>The Names Have Been Changed...</dc:title><dc:description>(before they get their ARSES KICKED for copyright infringement), yes, heard some ACTUAL RECORDED OUTPUT from Grand Theft Auto (no, not Grand Theft Audio), it is an EP, and it's dead good!It's the &quot;Crashlanding EP&quot;, four tracks in a 'Roses / Charlatan... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6644/Ethan+Hawke+My+Arse..."><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/frank+black" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/concert" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/celebrity" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/stalking" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/ethan+hawke" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/adam+and+joe" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/pixies" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/camden+underworld" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/pj+harvey" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/kevin+shields" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/black+francis" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/adam+and+joe" /><dc:title>Ethan Hawke My Arse...</dc:title><dc:description>Last night was a FRANK BLACK EXTRAVAGANZA at Camden Underworld - not for us the heady delights of a full on Pixies Reunion, or even the rumoured appearance of Pixies guitarist Joey SanDytoksvig, it was an acoustic, show, just Frank and his guitar.He ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6839/Ken+Explains+Tube+Strike+Chaos+Confusion+Catastrophe"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>Ken Explains Tube Strike Chaos Confusion Catastrophe</dc:title><dc:description>Ken Livingstone (he likes newts, but not pigeons) has at last spoken out on the cause of yesterday's tube chaos.&quot;It's all down to that Bob Kiley&quot;, he claimed.Bob Kiley, former NYC Metropolitan Transportation Authority Chairman was appointed by Mayor ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6866/Frankie+Machine+Cancel"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>Frankie Machine Cancel</dc:title><dc:description>Tomorrow's Frankie Machine show is now CANCELLED, because of an illness... don't die before you've played London man...This is not one of those music industry codes where &quot;musical difference&quot; really means &quot;fist fights&quot;, and &quot;exhaustion&quot; means &quot;heroin... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7081/An+half+arsed+review+of+Sexy+Beast"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/109" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/popex" /><dc:title>An half arsed review of Sexy Beast</dc:title><dc:description>Last night I watched Sexy Beast, starring Ray Winstone, Ben Kingsley and Ian McShane, and directed by music video director Jonathon Glazier. Ray Winstone plays Gal (short for Gary, he's not a girl) a gangster who's retired to Spain, but is destined t... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9194/Bonfire+of+the+brands+my+arse"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>Bonfire of the brands my arse</dc:title><dc:description>Bit late on this one, but how annoyed must this guy be - he's living his life rejecting all corporate branding, and then someone's made him register a domain name and hire a PR company to promote himself! I too am mostly doing the &quot;no brands&quot; thing, ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7349/Tolken+Folkie+MY+ARSE!"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/popex" /><dc:title>Tolken Folkie MY ARSE!</dc:title><dc:description>I KNOW there are lists of Mercury Nominees going around saying &quot;Coldplay, Richard Ashcroft, blah blah, token folkie no-one's heard of&quot;... That &quot;token folkie&quot; is Kathryn Williams, who has been a PopEx commodity for a while, and who I'm going to see at... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7570/Arse!"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/popex" /><dc:title>Arse!</dc:title><dc:description>Who's playing a huge outdoor show this Summer? Well, pretty much everyone really... but which band is also doing their show on the one day of the summer that we can't make? Step forward The Cure...What makes this double-not-good is that it's on Mrs P... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8836/Arse"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/popex" /><dc:title>Arse</dc:title><dc:description>Frankly Mr Crabtree, Arse. Just as I get good at Popex too, only took me 5 years ;) When you said you had job news I was more hoping of the revamp/launch kind. I'm just an optimistic fool !You want a job at Bristol Uni ? I can get you a bunch of prog... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13373/One+off+reunion+for+charity+my+arse"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/suede+tickets" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/suede" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/denmark" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/smukfest" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/skanderborg" /><dc:title>One off reunion for charity my arse</dc:title><dc:description>Suede are playing a Danish festival. And it's not Roskilde:smukfest, skanderborg, denmark 7 august 2010tickets: smukfest.dk &amp; billetlugen.dkNot sure we'll go to this one. If I were to go I would not drive this time...Latitude Festival 2012: Weekend i... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Chris-Addison-Quarterhouse/213886.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/theatre" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/venue" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/creative+quarter" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/creative+foundation" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/comedy" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/food" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/comedy" /><dc:title>Chris Addison</dc:title><dc:description>At last! Chris Addison is back with a brand new show of his critically acclaimed stand-up. Daftness! Whimsy! Jokes! Lies! Smartarsery! Flapping about!  All present and correct.</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Bob-Dylan-in-Marseille-Le-Dome/224815.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>Bob Dylan in Marseille</dc:title><dc:description>79.27</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Olympique-Marseille-v-Grenoble-in-Marseille-Velodrome-Marseille/224312.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>Olympique Marseille v. 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