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		<title>Red List Live festival cancelled for this year :-(</title>
		<description>Friend just got a press release (I did not) the festival has been postponed until 2010 based on the unacceptable risk of doing a festival in the current economic climate. Established local festivals were expected to have a greater impact than first e... </description>
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		<category>red list festival</category>
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		<title>RE: Happy April Fool's</title>
		<description>They just aired that at 7.30pm on BBC1 before I had to turn over because EastEnders was next.  Well done I thought.  Also &quot;my friend Terry Jones&quot;?</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11128/RE%3A+Happy+April+Fool%27s</link>
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		<title>Happy April Fool's</title>
		<description>Just seen a brilliant feature on BBC Breakfast on a newly discovered type of penguin, that can fly. Can't find it on their website, but they had video on the TV and they've apparenly roped in David Attenborough, I hope they put the footage online lat... </description>
		<category>april fool</category>
		<category>penguins</category>
		<category>wildlife</category>
		<category>nature</category>
		<category>bbc</category>
		<category>bbc breakfast</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>pay rise</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11127/Happy+April+Fool%27s</link>
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		<title>RE: Yes, moved here (to Folkestone) full time back in April</title>
		<description>hi there, i live in coolinge road, if you still want to know what it's like i am happy to help. maybe i am a little late though? let me know.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10693/RE%3A+Yes%2C+moved+here+%28to+Folkestone%29+full+time+back+in+April</link>
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		<title>RE: Yes, moved here (to Folkestone) full time back in April</title>
		<description>Hello, my husband and I are moving down to Folkestone and looking for a house- wondered what your thoughts are on Coolinge Road? We quite liked Folkestone West station areas too but a bit concerned you're a bit left out of things there. The West End ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10498/RE%3A+Yes%2C+moved+here+%28to+Folkestone%29+full+time+back+in+April</link>
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		<title>Forbach Orchestra 15th April</title>
		<description>We are quite lucky to have an opportunity like this because the orchestra, consisting of 85 musicians, are currently French National Champions at their class and the conductor is internationally recognized.  They are putting on the concert free of ch... </description>
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		<title>Yes, moved here (to Folkestone) full time back in April</title>
		<description>Have been in that cafe, it is nice, I didn't realise the Stoke Newington connection, I will call in there and say hi.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3830/Yes%2C+moved+here+%28to+Folkestone%29+full+time+back+in+April</link>
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		<title>Isn't this their april fools?</title>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.google.co.uk/googlegulp/&quot;&gt;They're branching out into soft drinks&lt;/a&gt;... everyone thought gmail was an april fool last year.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3122/Isn%27t+this+their+april+fools%3F</link>
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		<title>Is this someone's idea of an April fool?</title>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.wayahead.com/livegigpopex/price.asp?filler1=livegigpopex&amp;code=78906&quot;&gt;Glastonbury tickets&lt;/a&gt; - gimme a shout when phase two of the tickets are released : (</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7267/Is+this+someone%27s+idea+of+an+April+fool%3F</link>
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		<title>conrad and jason from the trail of dead</title>
		<description>After trying and failing to wangle my way backstage, I consoled myself by having a pint in the student union bar - when who should stroll in but conrad and jason from the trail of dead - after one of the most hell-raising gigs i have ever seen! as th... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5284/conrad+and+jason+from+the+trail+of+dead</link>
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		<title>Darkness play Hackney</title>
		<description>Short notice, but The Darkness are back from taking the South By South West Industry Fest by storm and are playing at Ocean 2, 270 Mare Street, Hackney on Friday 5th April...Admission is a fiver, they're on at 9:15pm and I think you can get a flyer a... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7514/Darkness+play+Hackney</link>
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		<title>Belle and Sebastian tour</title>
		<description>Belle and Sebastian's official site reports a TOUR! This is QUITE EXCITING!They play:April 1st Edinburgh Usher Hall April 2nd Manchester ApolloApril 3rd London Brixton AcademyClick here to get your tickets!If it sells out in the next five minutes I'l... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7154/Belle+and+Sebastian+tour</link>
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		<title>Bob Holnis(?)</title>
		<description>He was looking bemused at a drunken Big Issue seller (no change there then!) while sipping a can of &lt;B&gt;WOOLWORTHS OWN LABEL&lt;/B&gt; cola!!</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5142/Bob+Holnis%28%3F%29</link>
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		<title>Martin Kemp (ex-Spandau &amp; current EastEnders star)</title>
		<description>At the Night Of 100 Stars - a musical event in aid of an acting charity.  Martin posed happily for papsnapper before taking his seat.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5166/Martin+Kemp+%28ex-Spandau+%26+current+EastEnders+star%29</link>
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		<title>Murray Harkin -Sophie Rhys-Jones' business partner</title>
		<description>Leaving his flat, sharpish, presumably safe in the knowledge that cocaine and rent-boy allegations would be hitting the tabloids this weekend!!!</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4904/Murray+Harkin+-Sophie+Rhys-Jones%27+business+partner</link>
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		<title>When I am sad and weary, and all my lunch is gone</title>
		<description>The Bluetones are doing an afternoon gig at the London Astoria 2, on the 29th April...	Normally a gig in the daytime means the band are shooting a video or something, and it's free to get in, but HERE'S THE TWIST: It's going to cost you 6 quid, from ... </description>
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		<category>music</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<category>concert</category>
		<category>bluetones</category>
		<category>london</category>
		<category>astoria</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6583/When+I+am+sad+and+weary%2C+and+all+my+lunch+is+gone</link>
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		<title>Folkestone Festival</title>
		<description>One day festvial on the still-un-redeveloped Rotunda land! Get your tickets from the LCH, artists include Feeder, Ash, and Gary Numan. Tickets on sale Friday 24th April.... </description>
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		<category>festival</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Folkestone-Festival-Folkestone-Festival-site/120387.html</link>
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		<title>Folkestone School for Girls &amp; Harvey Grammer Orchestra performing</title>
		<description>at the Amphitheatre, Lower Leas Coastal Park, Folkestone.  Information:   Times and further events to be added. Full colour programme available April/May.  		 		 		 		 &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Folkestone-School-for-Girls-Harvey-Grammer-Orchestra-performing-Leas-Amphitheatre/33822.html&quot;&gt;Rated 3.56/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>music</category>
		<category>garden</category>
		<category>child friendly</category>
		<category>theatre</category>
		<category>outdoor</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Folkestone-School-for-Girls-Harvey-Grammer-Orchestra-performing-Leas-Amphitheatre/33822.html</link>
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		<title>Brockhill Dancers performing</title>
		<description>at the Amphitheatre, Lower Leas Coastal Park, Folkestone.  Information:   Times and further events to be added. Full colour programme available April/May.  		 		 		 		 &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Brockhill-Dancers-performing-Leas-Amphitheatre/33813.html&quot;&gt;Rated 3.56/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>theatre</category>
		<category>outdoor</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Brockhill-Dancers-performing-Leas-Amphitheatre/33813.html</link>
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		<title>&quot;... and a little something else</title>
		<description>a selling exhibition of oil on canvas pictures by Tracey-Anne Pryke.  The Neville Pundole Gallery, 52 The Old High Street, Folkestone.  T: 01303-223029.    This exhibition runs until 27th April 2008.  		 		 		 		</description>
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		<category>art</category>
		<category>gallery</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/-and-a-little-something-else-The-Neville-Pundole-Gallery/32449.html</link>
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		<title>&quot;... and a little something else</title>
		<description>a selling exhibition of oil on canvas pictures by Tracey-Anne Pryke.  The Neville Pundole Gallery, 52 The Old High Street, Folkestone.  T: 01303-223029.    This exhibition runs until 27th April 2008.  		 		 		 		</description>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/-and-a-little-something-else-The-Neville-Pundole-Gallery/32267.html</link>
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		<title>Raise The Dead</title>
		<description>Johnny Mental + Cutting April + A Story At Three + Turn Cold + Freezes White &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Raise-The-Dead-Lanterns/12427.html&quot;&gt;Rated 3.71/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>club</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>dj</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>comedy</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Raise-The-Dead-Lanterns/12427.html</link>
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