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		<title>it'll be muddy and shit anyway.</title>
		<description>like the football.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(ps. my pagerank is higher than yours.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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		<title>Who reads these service agreements anyway?</title>
		<description>&gt; Dear Paul:&gt; &gt; Posting links in forums and on message boards is technically a violation of the service agreement. You will need to discontinue that practice if you wish to remain in the network.&gt; &gt; Sincerely,&gt; Network QualityBah, guessing this is ab... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2485/Who+reads+these+service+agreements+anyway%3F</link>
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		<title>We'd have to go to the Stoke Newington polling office anyway</title>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3303/We%27d+have+to+go+to+the+Stoke+Newington+polling+office+anyway</link>
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		<title>Why are you searching for &quot;frozen balls&quot; anyway?</title>
		<description>Get off my site you freak!</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4697/Why+are+you+searching+for+%22frozen+balls%22+anyway%3F</link>
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		<title>Well, Danny Goffey anyway...</title>
		<description>spotted on Saturday 3rd Nov. Watching the fireworks with Rhys Ifans, both with little kids on their shoulders, making all the appropriate &quot;Oooh, ahhhh, pretty!&quot; noises that one has to on such occasions.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5438/Well,+Danny+Goffey+anyway...</link>
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		<title>Jacques @ Scalarama</title>
		<description>Although I wasn't impressed with Jacques' performance at Scalarama - why have basically the only other member of Jack onstage, and not play as Jack? What sort of twisted power games are going on here?Here's what Caleb has to say:The most rocky set I'... </description>
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		<category>concert</category>
		<category>review</category>
		<category>jack</category>
		<category>jacques</category>
		<category>popex</category>
		<category>scala</category>
		<category>scalarama</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6578/Jacques+@+Scalarama</link>
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		<title>Madonna Schmadonna</title>
		<description>If you're not going to Madonna at Brixton Academy tonight, and you want some real music action, then get to Camden Palace tonight to see the fantastic Fighting Cocks play at Feet First.The band are onstage midnight, so you could possibly still make i... </description>
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		<category>madonna</category>
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		<title>Cocks Out</title>
		<description>I have in my hand, a piece of plastic... OK, so the debut album by The Fighting Cocks is not actually out as such, but who could resist using that headline?With almost every sound on this aural assault being an uncleared sample, and with song titles ... </description>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>fighting cocks</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6712/Cocks+Out</link>
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		<title>Samaritans Part Two</title>
		<description>The Notorious M.J.H. is playing a gig tonight at the Bull and Gate, Kentish Town...It's a MJ Hibbett acoustic show, without the Validators, and is supported by Scatia and Senseless Prayer.Don't forget to wear your &quot;PopEx is rubbish, where did all my ... </description>
		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7370/Samaritans+Part+Two</link>
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		<title>Uh, can't think of an &quot;Elastica in Kings Cross&quot; pun...</title>
		<description>If you're stuck (like glue) for something to do on Saturday night, join me at Kings Cross Water Rats for Uncle Bob's Wedding Reception - Elastica are DJing.We don't even know if we can DJ yet, but we've said yes and we're going to take along someone ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7426/Uh,+can%27t+think+of+an+%22Elastica+in+Kings+Cross%22+pun...</link>
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		<title>You never visit now anyway!</title>
		<description>Yeah I signed it all away about 5 years ago.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8037/You+never+visit+now+anyway!</link>
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		<title>RE: You never visit now anyway!</title>
		<description>that's a shame. oh and for the record, it's cos the firewall at work wont let me go there. which is amusing, considering that i was probably the only person in the firm to visit it and must have created a volume of traffic significant enough to warra... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8040/RE:+You+never+visit+now+anyway!</link>
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		<title>...fingers crossed anyway!</title>
		<description>Folky wasn't on the 10 best investments with that weird couple on TV...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dover and Brighton were though...</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8200/...fingers+crossed+anyway!</link>
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		<title>What does the world health organisation know anyway?</title>
		<description>The World Health Organisation recommends 24 degrees Centigrade as a maximum working temperature. But it's a recommendation, not law, so we can't leave the office, boo. If you're reading this at some point in the future, there's a good chance today is... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8747/What+does+the+world+health+organisation+know+anyway%3F</link>
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		<title>RE: What does the world health organisation know anyway?</title>
		<description>luckily for you i am back - i have been away behind an iron curtain of a firewall</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8758/RE:+What+does+the+world+health+organisation+know+anyway%3F</link>
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		<title>It's quite nicely put together anyway</title>
		<description>Nice to see a bit of Folkestone on the internets, that's not just a fight or some youths abusing each other. The same youths I think.... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8772/It%27s+quite+nicely+put+together+anyway</link>
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		<title>Have you seen Clare's family anyway..?</title>
		<description>ONLY JOKING!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I see you are updating records, and so am I! So, I will stop now.</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9796/Have+you+seen+Clare%27s+family+anyway..%3F</link>
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		<title>Thanks for chipping in on the site anyway</title>
		<description>Not been to many gigs in this area myself, only The Darkness and Dirty Pretty Things I think, few more in Tunbridge Wells back in the day and squillions in London and Hampshire.... </description>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>gigography</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10992/Thanks+for+chipping+in+on+the+site+anyway</link>
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		<title>I was broke anyway</title>
		<description>Poor people are unsueable! Guess there won't be any dividends for a while...</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11086/I+was+broke+anyway</link>
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		<title>RE: Thanks for chipping in on the site anyway</title>
		<description>Sorry to jump in but I'm seeing some valuable input here. You're all clearly live music fans so could I ask you all who would be your top 5 live bands to see. It would be most helpful if they are current and still performing and preferably the kind o... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11766/RE:+Thanks+for+chipping+in+on+the+site+anyway</link>
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		<title>Not got as many CD's as I thought</title>
		<description>Have just got rid of all the CD's! Well, got rid of them as far as the hallway anyway. They're out of the racks, the racks are in the car ready to go too, and the chest that was full too is cleaned out and now anticipating more crap. Baby blankets or... </description>
		<category>boot fair</category>
		<category>car boot sale</category>
		<category>etchinghill</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12586/Not+got+as+many+CD%27s+as+I+thought</link>
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		<title>High speed rail link timetables out</title>
		<description>New high speed rail timetable released today, slight repost from folkestonegerald.com. Still claiming under an hour from Folkestone to London on the new trains, which are due in December. ... </description>
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		<category>train</category>
		<category>travel</category>
		<category>high speed rail link</category>
		<category>folkestone to london</category>
		<category>london to folkestone</category>
		<category>high speed one</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12588/High+speed+rail+link+timetables+out</link>
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		<title>Kent libraries Amazon Firefox Greasemonkey mashup</title>
		<description>I've made a firefox plugin, to look up if a book's available in the library when you're viewing its page on Amazon. Normally I'd be sending people TO Amazon rather than from Amazon, hoping to make a commission, but here's where I give something back.... </description>
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		<category>amazon</category>
		<category>library search</category>
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		<category>kent library</category>
		<category>json</category>
		<category>jquery</category>
		<category>php</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12639/Kent+libraries+Amazon+Firefox+Greasemonkey+mashup</link>
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		<title>@pauly @hpoom ah got the hash bit wrong anyway I meant http://www.folkestonegerald.com#e172373 or http://www.folkestonegerald.com#v45</title>
		<description>@pauly @hpoom ah got the hash bit wrong anyway I meant http://www.folkestonegerald.come172373 or http://www.folkestonegerald.com... </description>
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		<category>twitter</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13015/@pauly+@hpoom+ah+got+the+hash+bit+wrong+anyway+I+meant+http://www.folkestonegerald.com%23e172373+or+http://www.folkestonegerald.com%23v45</link>
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		<title>Post christmas / pre work blues</title>
		<description>Well not really. I think that's how I should be feeling as this is the last day of my week off, back in to work tomorrow. But actually it's a nice sunny day (looked very frosty this morning) and we're off to Canterbury for lunch and it's weekendtasti... </description>
		<category>christmas</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>holiday</category>
		<category>dublin</category>
		<category>rubiks cube</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13177/Post+christmas+/+pre+work+blues</link>
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		<title>Yeah I didn't want to go anyway</title>
		<description>Love Gun live in Islington Academy last night:Seems the gig was cut short after only twelve soongs but it seems like quite a good little set to me. I like short gigs these days, I'd have had no trouble making the last train. Lots of details on the en... </description>
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		<category>kiss</category>
		<category>kiss tickets</category>
		<category>islington academy</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13316/Yeah+I+didn%27t+want+to+go+anyway</link>
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		<title>Ah good we were going to Canterbury to buy Harry some shoes anyway!</title>
		<description>BIN END WINE SALE - 20% OFF SELECTED WINESFriday 23rd to Sunday 25thHave a nice weekendKarl &amp; AileenKarl's Good Food43 St Peter's StreetCanterburyKentCT1 2BGTel: 01227 764 380karlsgoodfood.com... </description>
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		<category>wine</category>
		<category>vino collapso</category>
		<category>canterbury</category>
		<category>karls</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13598/Ah+good+we+were+going+to+Canterbury+to+buy+Harry+some+shoes+anyway!</link>
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		<title>First day in a new job</title>
		<description>Kind of a new job, same job, new desk and new computer anyway. Now I'm a Rails developer!A warning from work that someone suspicious offered someone a lift on the lane I have to walk between work and the station. Is someone going to try and abduct me... </description>
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		<category>ruby on rails</category>
		<category>new job</category>
		<category>white van</category>
		<category>rails developer</category>
		<category>ruby on rails developer</category>
		<category>ruby developer</category>
		<category>white chicken van</category>
		<category>white chicken van man</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13642/First+day+in+a+new+job</link>
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		<title>Dr John</title>
		<description>Got in free because of the support, think it was Ben and Jason. Not much copy anyway.</description>
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			<geo:long>-0.1336</geo:long>
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		<category>music</category>
		<category>venue</category>
		<category>ticketmaster</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Dr-John-The-Dominion-Theatre/9201.html</link>
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		<title>Henry Rollins</title>
		<description>Some rubbish spoken word thing. He is frightening so we laughed at his jokes anyway.</description>
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		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>comedy</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Henry-Rollins-South-Parade-Pier/9843.html</link>
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		<title>Atom Seed</title>
		<description>My favourite band of the time playing at the club I used to go to every week anyway, not bad... The Pit is now part of a bingo hall.</description>
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			<geo:long>-1.1724</geo:long>
		<category>pub</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Atom-Seed-The-Pit/9889.html</link>
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		<title>Iron Maiden</title>
		<description>Was on a training course in Hounslow, turned up too late for support band Wolfsbane, and anyway we had no tickets, but got given some by someone outside, I am sure it was &lt;strong&gt;Tommy Vance&lt;/strong&gt;. Apparently we saw Jonathon King there too.</description>
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		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>venue</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Iron-Maiden-Hammersmith-Odeon/11372.html</link>
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		<title>The Cure</title>
		<description>Some part of the uni anyway, anyone know more?</description>
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		<category>student</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/The-Cure-Gulbenkian-Theatre/12627.html</link>
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		<title>Gene Loves Jezebel</title>
		<description>Some part of the uni anyway</description>
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		<category>university</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Gene-Loves-Jezebel-Canterbury-University/12815.html</link>
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		<title>The Comsat Angels</title>
		<description>Some part of the uni anyway</description>
			<geo:lat>51.2796</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>1.0894</geo:long>
		<category>university</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>music</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/The-Comsat-Angels-Canterbury-University/12816.html</link>
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		<title>David Devant and his Spirit Wife</title>
		<description>Well two of them anyway, perhaps playing as &lt;strong&gt;Carfax&lt;/strong&gt; at &lt;strong&gt;Uncle Bob's Wedding Reception&lt;/strong&gt;.</description>
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			<geo:long>-0.1194</geo:long>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>club</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/David-Devant-and-his-Spirit-Wife-Water-Rats-Theatre/13138.html</link>
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		<title>The Open Air Gallery</title>
		<description>I was thinking &quot;don't they know people have jobs to go to?&quot; but then of course a) it's a bank holiday monday, and b) no I don't have a job to go to now anyway!</description>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/The-Open-Air-Gallery-The-Old-High-Street/16028.html</link>
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		<title>The Pogues</title>
		<description>Or was it just Shane McGowan? And was it Brixton or the Astoria?. Support from I Am Kloot anyway I wrote about it on popex. Ah, I was not there anyway.... </description>
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		<category>music</category>
		<category>venue</category>
		<category>chain</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/The-Pogues-Brixton-Academy/128369.html</link>
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		<title>The Cure</title>
		<description>Our annual trip out to a young person's pop music concert. Well, &lt;strong&gt;The Cure&lt;/strong&gt; anyway.</description>
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		<category>london</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>venue</category>
		<category>arena</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/The-Cure-Wembley-Arena/28426.html</link>
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		<title>The Bluetones</title>
		<description>Think I was at &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6583/When+I+am+sad+and+weary%2C+and+all+my+lunch+is+gone&quot;&gt;this&lt;/a&gt; anyway, lunchtime gig for Japanese TV, did a few of these...</description>
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			<geo:long>-0.1211</geo:long>
		<category>club</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>venue</category>
		<category>chain</category>
		<category>ticketmaster</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/The-Bluetones-Mean-Fiddler/32588.html</link>
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		<title>Talent show</title>
		<description>In Bouverie place anyway, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.mybouverieplace.co.uk/bouverie-place-talent-competition/&quot;&gt;details&lt;/a&gt;...</description>
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		<category>food</category>
		<category>wifi</category>
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