<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rdf:RDF xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rdfs="http://www.w3.org/2000/01/rdf-schema#" xmlns:foaf="http://xmlns.com/foaf/0.1/" xmlns:xlink="http://www.w3.org/1999/xlink/"><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11755/Lone+Star+Comedy%2C+now+with+added+German+standup"><dc:date>2008-11-26UTC09:02:05</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/club" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/dj" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/comedy" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/comedy" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/stand+up" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/folkestone" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/lone+star" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/comedy+club" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/henning+wehn" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/liam+mullone" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/jim+smallman" /><dc:title>Lone Star Comedy, now with added German standup</dc:title><dc:description>The line up consists of Henning Wehn, Liam Mullone, Jim Smallman and a newcomer’s act.Henning Wehn is the German Comedy Ambassador to the UK.   He calmly and clinically debunks the idea that Germans do not have a sense of humour.Henning does this by ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11755/Lone+Star+Comedy%2C+now+with+added+German+standup&quot;&gt;Rated 5.28/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11678/A+new+dawn%2C+a+new+hope%2C+a+new+America%2C+etc"><dc:date>2008-11-05UTC07:27:44</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/america" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/usa" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/politics" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/us+election" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/barack+obama" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/john+mccain" /><dc:title>A new dawn, a new hope, a new America, etc</dc:title><dc:description>A shift away from Conservatism, it's Obama what won it. The number of seats makes it look like a proper drubbing, Barack Obama winning two for each one that John McCain did, and it wasn't close like George W Bush's controversial win, but it looked li... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11675/David+Starkey+Friday"><dc:date>2008-11-02UTC06:32:52</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/folkestone" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/david+starkey" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/literary+festival" /><dc:title>David Starkey Friday</dc:title><dc:description>Just been to our first Literary Festival event of this year, Susie Dent, very good though there were a few technical issues. If you're going to David Starkey say, and think you might want to get a book signed by him, why not order it from Amazon and ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11664/The+Holloways+play+Leas+Cliff+Hall+28th+November"><dc:date>2008-10-29UTC06:39:53</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/child+friendly" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/venue" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/ticketmaster" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/folkestone" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/leas+cliff+hall" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/holloways" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/holloways+tickets" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/the+holloways+tickets" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/the+holloways" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/leas+cliff+hall+tickets" /><dc:title>The Holloways play Leas Cliff Hall 28th November</dc:title><dc:description>The Holloways play the LCH, get tickets here. Not yet sold out, no need for ebay (yet). Support from local acts Underground Heroes and Seven Storey Down, full press release to follow.More dates nationally, at cosier venues than we get here, guess Fol...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11664/The+Holloways+play+Leas+Cliff+Hall+28th+November&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;The Holloways play Leas Cliff Hall 28th November&quot; src=&quot;http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1392/638384072_55e1c71c64.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11664/The+Holloways+play+Leas+Cliff+Hall+28th+November&quot;&gt;Rated 4.73/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11633/Lone+Star+Comedy+Saturday+1st+November"><dc:date>2008-10-16UTC07:52:03</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/theatre" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/comedy" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/church" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/comedy" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/comedy+club" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/folkestone" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/folkestone+comedy+club" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/tower+theatre" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/lone+star+comedy+club" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/david+whitney" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/quincy" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/edward+aczel" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/cheriton" /><dc:title>Lone Star Comedy Saturday 1st November</dc:title><dc:description>The Lone Star Comedy Club returns to the Tower Theatre on North Road at Shorncliffe Garrsion in Cheriton – on Saturday November 1st The line up consists of Quincy, Ed Aczel, compere David Whitney, plus a newcomer’s act. Quincy Quincy is a remarkable ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11633/Lone+Star+Comedy+Saturday+1st+November&quot;&gt;Rated 5.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11632/Great+weekend+%28belated+weeekend-o-blog%29"><dc:date>2008-10-15UTC01:03:17</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/weekend" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/london" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/popbitch" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/pub" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/restaurant" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/beer" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/real+ale" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/cocktails" /><dc:title>Great weekend (belated weeekend-o-blog)</dc:title><dc:description>Great as in really good and great as in just enormous, fitted quite a lot in. Clare was out in London Friday night, and had got a hotel so I was planning to meet her later and we'd stay over so as to have a nice Saturday there too. Work is busy as ev... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11557/Folkestone+fringe"><dc:date>2008-09-05UTC07:18:28</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/folkestone" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/art" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/fringe" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/ffolkestone+fringe" /><dc:title>Folkestone fringe</dc:title><dc:description>at the leas lift, curated by club shepway:this saturday and sunday cathy lomax and alex michon present l'estranger:where paranoid plup fiction drives out fact...a dishevelled young stranger arrives at a coastal town. his clothes are strange and his f... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11552/Apothecary+cabinet+strangeness+in+Surrey"><dc:date>2008-09-03UTC08:47:23</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/john+lewis+furniture" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/john+lewis+oak+furniture" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bergerac+oak+furniture" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/oak+furniture" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/quiz" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/ebay" /><dc:title>Apothecary cabinet strangeness in Surrey</dc:title><dc:description>You will of course remember this cabinet that I bigged up recently, it was listed for Ł100 and I put in a few bids for it, as I liked it and it's full price would be over two grand and it matches what we've got. It sold in the end for Ł545 to someone... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11550/Google%27s+browser+is+released+TONIGHT%21"><dc:date>2008-09-02UTC11:39:48</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/google" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/google+chrome" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/comic" /><dc:title>Google's browser is released TONIGHT!</dc:title><dc:description>They've made a new browser called Google Chrome, a rival to Firefox! To explain what they've done and why they've done it, they've made a google chrome comic...... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11539/Sandbanks+menu"><dc:date>2008-08-27UTC08:02:28</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/food" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/restaurant" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/menu" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/sandbanks" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/pavilion" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/folkestone" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/sandbanks+restaurant" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/sandbanks+menu" /><dc:title>Sandbanks menu</dc:title><dc:description>Been sent the Sandbanks restaurant (fancy new restaurant at the Pavilion) menu, so here you go. Sounds ambitious but is apparently great, review to follow.STARTERS  Creamed Sweetcorn Soup with a Poached Hen EggFour Pounds Ninety Pence   Carpaccio of ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11539/Sandbanks+menu&quot;&gt;Rated 7.03/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11533/Opening+6th+September"><dc:date>2008-08-22UTC12:17:37</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/pub" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/dj" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/tv" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/folkestone" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/sandgate" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gate28" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gate+28" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/facebook" /><dc:title>Opening 6th September</dc:title><dc:description>As what it was.... tables and chairs still there as they are being used by new owners (why!?)Sounds like they are doing some decent live events there though - type gate in facebook!! Hope they get SKY for footie!!...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11533/Opening+6th+September&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Opening 6th September&quot; src=&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3188/2725960260_6eba34a516_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11533/Opening+6th+September&quot;&gt;Rated 5.03/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11497/Hot+Leg+Review+-+first+Hot+Leg+Review+EVER%3F"><dc:date>2008-08-07UTC12:13:20</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/art" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gallery" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/venue" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/hot+leg" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/review" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/the+darkness" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/justin+hawkins" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/camden" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/london" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/proud+galleries" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/hot+leg+review" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/concert" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/naboo" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/mighty+boosh" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/proud+galleries" /><dc:title>Hot Leg Review - first Hot Leg Review EVER?</dc:title><dc:description>Was as we expected, maybe hotter, certainly smellier than I would have liked. We spent the evening secretly wishing they would play some songs that we knew - not necessarily Darkness songs, but maybe some cheeky covers, tipping their hat to their ref...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11497/Hot+Leg+Review+-+first+Hot+Leg+Review+EVER%3F&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Hot Leg Review - first Hot Leg Review EVER?&quot; src=&quot;http://www.atproud.net/images/upload/gallery.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11494/"><dc:date>2008-08-05UTC07:37:34</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/pub" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/real+ale" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/restaurant" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/food" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/garden" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/vegetarian" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/child+friendly" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/closed" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/folkestone" /><dc:title>The Jackdaw</dc:title><dc:description>I used to work at The Jackdaw, the people who run it are nasty and the food is even worse. The cleanliness standard in the kitchen are horrendous and way the food is prepared is stored is no better. If food is sent back due to a fault in the kitchen ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11494/&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;The Jackdaw&quot; src=&quot;http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0001P1BOI.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11494/&quot;&gt;Rated 5.29/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11488/wedding+that+whent+wrong+1970"><dc:date>2008-08-04UTC09:12:29</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/folkestone" /><dc:title>wedding that whent wrong 1970</dc:title><dc:description>hi i have been looking for 2 people one by the name kirk the othere is dannel,dannels got wed in the town of folkstone in 1970, there was flower and eggs being thrown about and things went wrong after the wedding in the narrow street that go's down t... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11470/PHREADZ+podcast"><dc:date>2008-08-01UTC02:00:34</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/podcast" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/ipod" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/podcasting" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/video+podcast" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/phreads" /><dc:title>PHREADZ podcast</dc:title><dc:description>Well sort of. Some of the content from Kosso's phreadz.com is also available in MP4 format, which is kind of handy for ipod video. So I'm hoping this feed will populate my ipod with the fascinating conversations these guys are having. Only some of th... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11464/Gate+28+%22under+offer%22%3F"><dc:date>2008-07-30UTC03:49:37</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/pub" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/dj" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/tv" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/pub" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/closing+down" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/reopening" /><dc:title>Gate 28 "under offer"?</dc:title><dc:description>Is that an &quot;under offer&quot; sign I spied in Gate 28's window? And why haven't they cleared out the tables and chairs or the bar yet? Is there a chance of it reopening as a bar?And what's the latest on The Leas Club, is it closing down or what?...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11464/Gate+28+%22under+offer%22%3F&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Gate 28 &amp;quot;under offer&amp;quot;?&quot; src=&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3188/2725960260_6eba34a516_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11464/Gate+28+%22under+offer%22%3F&quot;&gt;Rated 5.03/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11450/Sorry+about+the+wonky+phone+numbers%21"><dc:date>2008-07-28UTC08:23:18</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/pub" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/real+ale" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/food" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/folkestone" /><dc:title>Sorry about the wonky phone numbers!</dc:title><dc:description>I've had a problem on the site with some of the phone numbers getting corrupted:Please can you change the tiger inns number as its on alot of your telephone numbers for businesses in folkstone ie.. imperial hotel, burstan hotel, hawkinge community ce...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11450/Sorry+about+the+wonky+phone+numbers%21&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Sorry about the wonky phone numbers!&quot; src=&quot;http://www.tigerinn.co.uk/chalkboard%20copy.gif&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11450/Sorry+about+the+wonky+phone+numbers%21&quot;&gt;Rated 5.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11404/Why%27s+this+Habitat+Radius+furniture+always+so+far+away%3F"><dc:date>2008-07-11UTC06:23:23</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/furniture" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/oak" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/oak+furniture" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/habitat+radius+furniture" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/habitat+oak+furniture" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/habitat+radius+oak+furniture" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/go+ape" /><dc:title>Why's this Habitat Radius furniture always so far away?</dc:title><dc:description>Five drawer tallboy, starting at fifty quid, but it's in Cheshire. Will most likely end up waiting until we move and then buying another one of these new. It's going to be well handy having tall and slim furniture when we move from the big wide flat ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11357/RE%3A+Woo+we+won+a+%22Seven+For+All+Mankind%22+auction+at+last%21"><dc:date>2008-06-25UTC07:29:01</dc:date><dc:title>RE: Woo we won a "Seven For All Mankind" auction at last!</dc:title><dc:description>Is that why there is always a strip of jean auctions down the right side of your site? For some reason those pictures of people's used jeans disturb me - and I can't work out why.</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11304/I+must+have+something+more+interesting+to+write+about+than+php%3F"><dc:date>2008-06-05UTC06:42:50</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/pub" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/jukebox" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/dj" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/hardware" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/maplin" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/seagate" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/backup" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/external+drive" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/hair" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/ear" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/work" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/dreams" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/the+fly" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/channelfly" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/mama+group" /><dc:title>I must have something more interesting to write about than php?</dc:title><dc:description>Um, no, perhaps not.I got a new hard drive at last, after all the problems I had with the ibook and having to send it back, I didn't rush into getting another backup job, but I saw a bargain at Maplin Seagate 500GB FreeAgent, and it seems to be worki... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11291/Stop+moaning+about+sore+fingers%2C+call+yourself+a+man%3F"><dc:date>2008-05-29UTC08:21:09</dc:date><dc:title>Stop moaning about sore fingers, call yourself a man?</dc:title><dc:description>Shame you're not around here at the mo - be happy to help with your chord learning.  Yeah you don't have to play all strings for all chords (and there's nothing wrong with that).  Learn the basic shapes and keep practising them until you don't have t... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11241/Man+I%27m+hating+Lost+today"><dc:date>2008-05-09UTC06:03:51</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/morse+code" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/lost" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/podcast" /><dc:title>Man I'm hating Lost today</dc:title><dc:description>Listening to Jay and Jack's Lost podcast, why do I keep doing this to myself? They're just so ALIEN, they're discussing morse code, as featured in a recent episode, and they're having a serious discussion as to whether it's pronounced &quot;morris code&quot; o... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11217/Folkestone+double+death+plunge+smash+horror+tragedy%21"><dc:date>2008-05-04UTC10:01:19</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/folkestone" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/accident" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/asda" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bouverie+square" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/suicide" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/ramsgate" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/deal" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/orient+express" /><dc:title>Folkestone double death plunge smash horror tragedy!</dc:title><dc:description>Yoinks, yesterday someone chucked themselves off the roof of Bouverie Square in Folkestone, and today the end of our road was sealed off by police because of a &quot;scene&quot;. Police were stopping anyone getting close to what had happened, so a) we had to w... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11169/Strange+time+travel"><dc:date>2008-04-11UTC09:21:44</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/radio" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/radio+one" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/tindersticks" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/mark+radcliffe" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:title>Strange time travel</dc:title><dc:description>As previously possibly mentioned, I am listening to old Mark Radcliffe radio shows, on the mp3. Just listened to the last ever graveyard shift show on Radio One, and then (in exactly the wrong order) the first ever graveyard shift show from 1993. And... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11168/Internet+history"><dc:date>2008-04-11UTC06:49:12</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/club" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/dj" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/jukebox" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/venue" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/ticketmaster" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/barfly" /><dc:title>Internet history</dc:title><dc:description>I made this Barfly page in 1998, and it's still there. I don't have access to that server or anything, I wonder if anyone else does? No idea who Moorhaven were or why they were singled out among all the fake Shag Frenzy dates. That was before I went ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11168/Internet+history&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Internet history&quot; src=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/blog/upload/barflylondon.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11168/Internet+history&quot;&gt;Rated 5.03/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11167/Glastonbury+pictures"><dc:date>2008-04-11UTC05:36:46</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/glastonbury" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/2003" /><dc:title>Glastonbury pictures</dc:title><dc:description>Thinking about Glastonbury, Mum asked at the weekend if we had any pictures of us there, bearing in mind we may never go again. And I thought LAWKS, no I don't! I found a few luckily, but they're rubbish, andn none that make it look like we're having... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11154/Google+/+Yahoo+MERGER%21"><dc:date>2008-04-10UTC08:12:54</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/work" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/google" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/yahoo" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/shannon+matthews" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/olympics" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/olympic+torch" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/tv" /><dc:title>Google / Yahoo MERGER!</dc:title><dc:description>Well, no actually, not at all but Google are serving ads on some of Yahoo's pages. What about Yahoo serving ads in Google's &quot;slots&quot; (like the ones on this page)? I want more different ads served up here, so more people are likely to click on them and... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11103/Mighty+Easter+weekender%2C+with+The+Cure"><dc:date>2008-03-24UTC11:57:27</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/london" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/venue" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/arena" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/easter" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/weekend" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/the+cure" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/london" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/wembley" /><dc:title>Mighty Easter weekender, with The Cure</dc:title><dc:description>Hope you've all had as good an extended weekend as I have. As is usual when I've been off for a few days and not written up just went on immediately, I'm starting to forget it all. We're up now, on the last day of our five day break and I have a few ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11067/Still+Cure+tickets+left"><dc:date>2008-03-15UTC04:58:10</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/london" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/venue" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/arena" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/the+cure" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/wembley" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/concert" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/65daysofstatic" /><dc:title>Still Cure tickets left</dc:title><dc:description>Less than a week to go until our gig of the year The Cure at Wembley on Thursday. Got an automated call from Ticketmaster telling me the stage times; 65daysofstatic are on at 7pm, and the Cure at 8pm, so that gives them plenty of time to play the thr... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11040/RE%3A+Should+everything+be+a+black+box+though%3F+And+WHY+can%27t+you+fix+my+IPAQ%3F"><dc:date>2008-03-06UTC08:14:54</dc:date><dc:title>RE: Should everything be a black box though? And WHY can't you fix my IPAQ?</dc:title><dc:description>&quot;but if you had a VW Beetle or a Landrover or something you could learn to fix it yourself.&quot; I must be missing something &lt;br /&gt;is that so!&lt;br /&gt;POPS</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/v/115/Barfly"><dc:date>2008-06-16UTC06:22:18</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/club" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/dj" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/jukebox" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/venue" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/ticketmaster" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/attended" /><dc:title>Barfly</dc:title><dc:description>Before I worked there, I think there were bands. THIS is why I left the &lt;a class=&quot;wiki&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot; href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/wonderstuff&quot;&gt;Wonderstuff&lt;/a&gt; early, doh... There was a ruckus and the police sent us all home. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/v/115/Barfly&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Barfly&quot; src=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/blog/upload/barflylondon.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/v/115/Barfly&quot;&gt;Rated 5.03/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/v/95/Astoria"><dc:date>2008-06-10UTC12:40:26</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/club" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/dj" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/venue" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/chain" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/ticketmaster" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/attended" /><dc:title>Astoria</dc:title><dc:description>I was in the queue for this gig and bought a fanzine off someone. Did I know Metallica were doing a secret gig just a few doors down at the Marquee club? Why on earth did I stay at the Astoria? Bah......  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/v/95/Astoria&quot;&gt;Rated 5.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description></rdf:RDF>