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		<title>Lone Star Comedy Saturday 1st November</title>
		<description>The Lone Star Comedy Club returns to the Tower Theatre on North Road at Shorncliffe Garrsion in Cheriton – on Saturday November 1st The line up consists of Quincy, Ed Aczel, compere David Whitney, plus a newcomer’s act. Quincy Quincy is a remarkable ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11633/Lone+Star+Comedy+Saturday+1st+November&quot;&gt;Rated 5.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11633/Lone+Star+Comedy+Saturday+1st+November</link>
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		<title>AC/DC tickets</title>
		<description>AC/DC are touring, first time in eight years apparently, though it's certainly not that long since we saw them at Hammersmith Odeon, guess that really was a special one off tour.Tue 14-Apr-09	AC/DC	London The O2	 On Sale From 10:00 17-Oct-08Tue 21-Ap... </description>
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		<title>Splendid weekend of comedy, food, double dinners, and everything</title>
		<description>Great weekend. As an intro though, specifically for the people from work who mentioned they had found this page recently - at no point did I drink too much and become annoying, I am a fine upstanding member of staff. Probably you can go back to work ... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11604/Splendid+weekend+of+comedy%2C+food%2C+double+dinners%2C+and+everything</link>
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		<title>My computer is dead!</title>
		<description>Bah, turned it on today and I'm getting the blue screen of death with a unmountable_boot_volume error. Thought at first it was the backup drive or an IPOD plugged in, but no, it's the one and only hard drive that is knackered. Apparently I might be a... </description>
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		<category>deaad</category>
		<category>unmountable boot volume</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11535/My+computer+is+dead%21</link>
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		<title>the most glorious holiday destination in all England</title>
		<description>Man alive we've had a lot of press over the past couple of days (we as in Folkestone, rather than me personally), it's been great. The weekend of Triennial events itself was good and there was a real buzz about the town. I'm not entirely sure that it... </description>
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		<category>triennial</category>
		<category>folkestone triennial</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11333/the+most+glorious+holiday+destination+in+all+England</link>
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		<title>Wedding video and new jeans</title>
		<description>Had a slightly rum Saturday night out but then a lovely Sunday afternoon to follow. Felt a bit queasy on Saturday so although we went out to Folkestone in the day, and had lunch at The Whole World Cafe (felty queasy before we went there, certainly no...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11252/Wedding+video+and+new+jeans&quot;&gt;Rated 3.57/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>guiselle</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11252/Wedding+video+and+new+jeans</link>
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		<title>Our actual first day in Key West</title>
		<description>I realise that my previous post about our first day in Key West a) didn't contain any info, b) had things from our second day on the map, and c) has slipped down the page and no-one will read it. So here at last is the first part of our journey. Clar... </description>
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		<category>florida</category>
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		<category>sloppy joe</category>
		<category>captain tony</category>
		<category>airport</category>
		<category>travel</category>
		<category>flying</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11238/Our+actual+first+day+in+Key+West</link>
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		<title>Folkestone double death plunge smash horror tragedy!</title>
		<description>Yoinks, yesterday someone chucked themselves off the roof of Bouverie Square in Folkestone, and today the end of our road was sealed off by police because of a &quot;scene&quot;. Police were stopping anyone getting close to what had happened, so a) we had to w... </description>
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		<category>ramsgate</category>
		<category>deal</category>
		<category>orient express</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11217/Folkestone+double+death+plunge+smash+horror+tragedy%21</link>
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		<title>ASUS EEE big size!</title>
		<description>Slashdot has a link to the first full review of the big size ASUS EEE micro laptop. So check it out! Despite the fact they make a pink one, I'm less convinced than I was before that this is the right laptop for (say) someone's mother. It might still ... </description>
		<category>asus</category>
		<category>eee</category>
		<category>hardware</category>
		<category>laptop</category>
		<category>slashdot</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11190/ASUS+EEE+big+size%21</link>
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		<title>Mighty Easter weekender, with The Cure</title>
		<description>Hope you've all had as good an extended weekend as I have. As is usual when I've been off for a few days and not written up just went on immediately, I'm starting to forget it all. We're up now, on the last day of our five day break and I have a few ... </description>
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		<category>the cure</category>
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		<category>wembley</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11103/Mighty+Easter+weekender%2C+with+The+Cure</link>
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		<title>Battle of the console tables</title>
		<description>Back to one of my favourite subjects, our furniture on ebay, two console tables up for grabs, one here in North London and one here in Bristol, same tables, same end date, neck and neck so far, who will win? I'm watching both of these and will report... </description>
		<category>furniture</category>
		<category>oak</category>
		<category>habitat</category>
		<category>canterbury</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10984/Battle+of+the+console+tables</link>
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		<title>Lost: bit annoying</title>
		<description>Watched the new episode, hope you enjoy it if you watch it tonight. I'm convinced the story's still being made up as it goes along, and that there won't be any actual answers by the end of the show. Some new ideas introduced, I'll probably stick with... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10929/Lost%3A+bit+annoying</link>
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		<title>RE: &quot;Sadly disappointed with La Tavernetta&quot;</title>
		<description>I'm putting off going home as it'll mean standing for 2 buses in driving rain. It was worse this morning, hail stones the size of billiard balls and they were travelling really rather fast. Not the best on a hangover. Still, had great teppanyaki last... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10912/RE%3A+%22Sadly+disappointed+with+La+Tavernetta%22</link>
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		<title>Been quiet for a few days</title>
		<description>No I've not been out on the larry-large every day over christmas, been a bit under the weather actually, though that's not what's kept me off the computer. When I'm not at work and Clare's home too I never get to sit in front of the computer, she's p...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10799/Been+quiet+for+a+few+days&quot;&gt;Rated 6.88/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>new year</category>
		<category>maps</category>
		<category>google</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10799/Been+quiet+for+a+few+days</link>
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		<title>My recommended events</title>
		<description>Cool, just discovered my recommended events at last.fm, and I see loads of bands that I like or liked in the past are playing live about now, including bands that I didn't really know were still going, including Love / Hate, Sheep on Drugs, Ricky Spo... </description>
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		<category>sandgate</category>
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		<category>last.fm</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10789/My+recommended+events</link>
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		<title>If a picture paints a thousand words...</title>
		<description>Does this video clip of us in Belgium this weekend make anything I have to say on the subject completely redundant?See, Mum, Dad, Clare and me on a humungous big wheel, part of the Plaisers d'Hiver festival type affair that was going in Brussels this... </description>
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		<category>mustard</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10775/If+a+picture+paints+a+thousand+words...</link>
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		<title>Particularly fulsome weekend, with curries.</title>
		<description>Splendid weekend, a bit different this time, starting off with a half day on Friday. I headed to Winchester to meet up with some friends, and really needed the extra time to make the most of the night. Clare stayed home watching Children in Need afte... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10684/Particularly+fulsome+weekend%2C+with+curries.</link>
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		<title>Short weekend</title>
		<description>Where did that go then? I'm sure I was only at work an hour or so ago and now it's time to go back again... Tired today, had quite an action packed weekend that just went too fast. Started off with work drinks in Trashford, a couple in the Phoenix (S... </description>
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		<title>Splendid weekended</title>
		<description>Great weekend, went to visit the folks and we got down in plenty of time to go to Portsmouth Dockyard and see the Mary Rose and the Victory. The Mary Rose was more interesting than I thought, it's not just a big lump of driftwood, but the Victory was...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10627/Splendid+weekended&quot;&gt;Rated 6.43/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10627/Splendid+weekended</link>
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		<title>Bless The Boot</title>
		<description> Bless the boot, come on England. Really looking forward to this tomorrow, like every other part time England fan. I would not say we have a chance really, but you never know. Personally I'm keeping my fingers crossed for a food poisoning outbreak at... </description>
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		<category>chambers</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10602/Bless+The+Boot</link>
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		<title>A Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall advert</title>
		<description>I'm all for chicken out, chicken right out, right out of your diet. Just passing this on as my bro-in-law is quite into the idea, and Clare does only buy organic free range chicken when she eats it at home now. I'm not convinced that a &quot;free range&quot; c... </description>
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		<category>animal rights</category>
		<category>hugh fearnley whittingstall</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10575/A+Hugh+Fearnley-Whittingstall+advert</link>
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		<title>Programming is a poetry for our time</title>
		<description>A fairly new song up on MJ Hibbett's youtube channel, not actually a new song, nor actually even new to youtube as it's been up there for a few days already, but hey I've not seen it and you probably haven't either, so let's pretend it's all new and ... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10533/Programming+is+a+poetry+for+our+time</link>
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		<title>There was me worried about embarrassing myself...</title>
		<description>We have a couple of vacancies on the programming team at work, all the applicants have been given a PHP test to do, and some of the scores had been a bit weak, so the bosses wondered if the test was too hard, so they gave it to all the existing staff... </description>
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		<category>php</category>
		<category>bmw</category>
		<category>car</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>test</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10488/There+was+me+worried+about+embarrassing+myself...</link>
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		<title>Hot weekend</title>
		<description>Had a good week, lots going on at work, including the aforementioned rowing trip and picnic meeting in Hythe, very nice, then also a Harry Potter themed barbecue at work (I'm still plodding through the audiobook, don't tell me how it ends), and a pub... </description>
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		<category>london</category>
		<category>squirrels</category>
		<category>wagamama</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10379/Hot+weekend</link>
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		<title>Blackpool (being the third part of my two week holiday write up)</title>
		<description>Have you been to Blackpool? DON'T EVER EVER GO THERE, man alive, it was the worst place I've ever been to. A few people gave me odd looks when I said I was going to Blackpool for a couple of days as part of our grand tour, but only one person got clo... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10344/Blackpool+%28being+the+third+part+of+my+two+week+holiday+write+up%29</link>
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		<title>Edinburgh (being the second part of our holiday)</title>
		<description>Edinburgh is nice. &quot;Our kind of city&quot; the wife wrote on her postcards, and I agree. We got a speedy train there from Carlisle into Edinburgh Haymarket, this was the side of the city we were staying on. We could have been a bit closer to the action bu... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10330/Edinburgh+%28being+the+second+part+of+our+holiday%29</link>
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		<title>Up to our HIPs (geddit?!?!?)</title>
		<description>First off, huge trouble at the quiz at The Ship last night - the wife and I were on different teams, as we had friends with us. It was looking like Clare's team was going to walk the mini quiz with a straight ten out of ten, and we'd got one wrong, s...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10279/Up+to+our+HIPs+%28geddit%3F%21%3F%21%3F%29&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Up to our HIPs (geddit?!?!?)&quot; src=&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3114/2725960762_8a049d3d31_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10279/Up+to+our+HIPs+%28geddit%3F%21%3F%21%3F%29&quot;&gt;Rated 6.03/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10279/Up+to+our+HIPs+%28geddit%3F%21%3F%21%3F%29</link>
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		<title>Ha ha, you're in on the computer on a Friday night, you spaz!</title>
		<description>Oh.I didn't read that as Lyon first time round, that's cool, have a good time.You should get a Mac if you are in the money now, Garage Band is supposed to be really good, even I could make a tune on it.I'm in, on my own, making my tea while Clare is ... </description>
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		<title>Canterbury weekender</title>
		<description>Had such a great weekend, it's taken me days to recover, and I've not fully gathered my thoughts. I'm in danger of forgetting everything though, so It's time to blat out a mini review.Friday started how all our Fridays used to start, with a trip to C... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10221/Canterbury+weekender</link>
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		<title>Clarkes of New York</title>
		<description>No connection as far as I can see, but I'm republishing this mail that I keep getting sent here, in case it's of any interest to anyone. Looks like some automated text from some family tree software to me.My name is James A. Clarke. I am a fourth gen... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10185/Clarkes+of+New+York</link>
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