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		<title>Crackin'</title>
		<description>&lt;br /&gt;Blimey, those cracks look almost as big as mine (although mine have been caused by subsidence).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What can they do with the cracks, I suppose if they aren't structural then it's just plaster and paint time.</description>
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		<title>All mine all mine</title>
		<description>James Herbertesque sort of weather today, very foggy at home, and all the way into London... makes things seem a bit quieter, I wonder if the fog is really absorbing sound...Great weekend, tiring though, I could do with being asleep right now. After ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8192/All+mine+all+mine&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;All mine all mine&quot; src=&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3178/2560500855_ac2a665c97_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8192/All+mine+all+mine&quot;&gt;Rated 7.35/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Wife beating</title>
		<description>Yesterday I beat the wife! Yes, it was the completion of the second ever Clarke Cup, and it went all the way to the wire. Scrabble was mine, cards was Clare's, then pool was mine, then the darts went to Clare, so it's all down to the backgammon... I ... </description>
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		<title>Good Christmas</title>
		<description>BACK in London now after a smashing (but short) family Christmas... with having xmas eve off we got down to Fareham in plenty of time to relax and receive the first of our xmas bonusses - a ride in the Beetle... this was my first car that I bought in...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/674/Good+Christmas&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Good Christmas&quot; src=&quot;http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2163/2258164808_401d81aaea_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/674/Good+Christmas&quot;&gt;Rated 3.57/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Kerrang Awards</title>
		<description>The 10th Annual Kerrang! Awards will be held this year on the 21st August 2003 at a central London location, and if I keep running press releases like this, I'm sure to be invited! This year the event will be hosted by Radio 1 presenters Colin Murray... </description>
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		<category>rock</category>
		<category>popex</category>
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		<title>Southampton Clarkes</title>
		<description>Hello I tried to send a message on your Hampshire web site but it came up &quot;Page not available&quot;. Got your email address from the HTML source.I was very interested about Clarkes in the Southampton area. I would really like to know what searching you ha... </description>
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		<title>I thought Eminem was sold out?</title>
		<description>Eminem @ Milton Keynes Bowl, Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire (Sat 21 Jun) [info&amp;nbsp;/&amp;nbsp;details]Eminem @ Milton Keynes Bowl, Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire (Sun 22 Jun) [info&amp;nbsp;/&amp;nbsp;details]Eminem @ Milton Keynes Bowl, Milton Keynes, Buckingh... </description>
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		<title>Stoke Newington Traffic</title>
		<description>Hey, they're clearing away a load of dumped cars on Manor Road, lifting them onto the back of trucks... not sure all of them were actually dumped, none were wrecks or burned out. Didn't take a picture as I was afeared of either being chased away by t... </description>
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		<title>Eminem tickets</title>
		<description>Eminem's doing some big shows this summer in the UK, very exciting... Get Eminem tickets here!Oh, they go on sale Saturday AM.... </description>
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		<title>Come on Little Devil</title>
		<description>I'd say The Cult and Frank Black were the artists that rocked Reading for me, both because of the songs rather than the performance. It's always ACE to hear songs like &quot;Monkey Gone To Heaven&quot;, and good as the 'Catholics other material was, I'd guess ... </description>
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		<title>Eminem Naked</title>
		<description>&quot;Eminem Naked&quot; and &quot;Eminem Nude&quot; are still two of the most searched for terms on that interweb that result in a hit on popEx... Good work naked slim shady seekers!There are no naked pictures of Eminem on this site, and I've just had a bit of a scout ... </description>
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		<title>Some boring stats (3/3)</title>
		<description>I don't know about you, but this is my favourite report of the month, I'm just so excited... This is the TOP FIFTY of &quot;what people were really searching for, when they were tricked into clicking on popEx&quot;...I think it shows up the target audience her... </description>
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		<title>My Nomine Est...</title>
		<description>Lawks, check this out, if you've not already been sent it:&quot;Followed up a hunch I had with a little bit of research on the web today, and it appears that i've come up with a result.  Something in the back of my mind suggested to me that &quot;eminem&quot; was a... </description>
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		<title>Would the real best single please stand up?</title>
		<description>The man with Stan, Eminem tops our version of ITV's &quot;Single of the Year&quot; poll...Asked to pick from the list of 20 nominations, you've gone for Eminem's &quot;The Real Slim Shady&quot; as top, Bloodhound Gang's &quot;The Bad Touch&quot;, and Spiller (featuring Sophie Ell... </description>
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		<title>Would the real Frank Butcher please stand up?</title>
		<description>Quick, download Eminem vs Frank Butcher before THE MAN deletes it... it's ACE, and just part of a CRAZE that is sweeping the modern interweb of mixing Eminem with other artists... Check the MP3 section of popEx, choose your favourite, vote for it, su... </description>
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		<title>Eminem Wins 2 Awards at VMA</title>
		<description>Valued punter Ben Keating sent this in, I hope it's not just copied and pasted from another site...Eminem appeared at the MTV Video Music Awards on Thurday and put on a great show. He entered the world famous Radio City Music Hall singing The Real Sl... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7450/Eminem+Wins+2+Awards+at+VMA</link>
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		<title>Tolken Folkie MY ARSE!</title>
		<description>I KNOW there are lists of Mercury Nominees going around saying &quot;Coldplay, Richard Ashcroft, blah blah, token folkie no-one's heard of&quot;... That &quot;token folkie&quot; is Kathryn Williams, who has been a PopEx commodity for a while, and who I'm going to see at...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7349/Tolken+Folkie+MY+ARSE%21&quot;&gt;Rated 3.57/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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