<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rdf:RDF xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rdfs="http://www.w3.org/2000/01/rdf-schema#" xmlns:foaf="http://xmlns.com/foaf/0.1/" xmlns:xlink="http://www.w3.org/1999/xlink/"><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3755/Those+adverts,+with+the+very+lively+Italian+pensioners"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>Those adverts, with the very lively Italian pensioners</dc:title><dc:description>clipland.com/StillsInt?file=500001893/clipland0.JPGI knew there was more to it than just olive oil.... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5243/Bloke+of+Yellow+Pages+advert"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>Bloke of Yellow Pages advert</dc:title><dc:description>shopping, presumably. On Monday 6th November. I managed to just resist the temptation to walk up to him and say &quot;you do not want to know what they have done to your bathroom&quot; plus on reflection, I kind of wish I had. Not sure if he'd have been that i... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6887/I+just+got+it!"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>I just got it!</dc:title><dc:description>Smirnof Ice - &quot;as clear s your conscience&quot; - it's not clear at all! It's sort of cloudy!&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How creative and innovative!</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7215/Icarus+Sister"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/22" /><dc:title>Icarus Sister</dc:title><dc:description>There's a band called Icarus Sister right, and they bought an ad in this month's issue of The Fly (out now, free, got Oasis on the cover, you can't miss it) but something went wrong, and a plain black ad appeared with their logo at the top of it... S... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7318/Phwooar,+126,918+clicks..."><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/popex" /><dc:title>Phwooar, 126,918 clicks...</dc:title><dc:description>PopEx continues to rise, over 120,000 page impressions yesterday, and only about 10% of those page impressions are down to the new &quot;refreshing&quot; frames of the control panel - http://www.popex.com/control/ - as it's not really been promoted yet...There... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9994/Mac+H8erz"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/tv" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/comedy" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/advert" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/mac" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/apple" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/mitchell+webb" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/charlie+brooker" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/guardian" /><dc:title>Mac H8erz</dc:title><dc:description>Just browsing del.icio.us, I see only 141 people have bookmarked these new Mad ads with Mitchell and Webb, but over 400 people have saved this rant against them.... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10575/A+Hugh+Fearnley-Whittingstall+advert"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/food" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/animals" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/chicken" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/vegan" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/vegetarian" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/animal+rights" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/hugh+fearnley+whittingstall" /><dc:title>A Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall advert</dc:title><dc:description>I'm all for chicken out, chicken right out, right out of your diet. Just passing this on as my bro-in-law is quite into the idea, and Clare does only buy organic free range chicken when she eats it at home now. I'm not convinced that a &quot;free range&quot; c... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11092/Great+Pot+Noodle+Ad"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/comedy" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/funny" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/humour" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/advert" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/pot+noodle" /><dc:title>Great Pot Noodle Ad</dc:title><dc:description>Just seen it on popbitch.com. Go there and click the ads, they need it right now...... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11108/This+sounds+like+an+advert!"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>This sounds like an advert!</dc:title><dc:description></dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11110/And+this+one+doesn%27t+sound+like+an+advert"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>And this one doesn't sound like an advert</dc:title><dc:description>Very fair and balanced comments, thank you very much for this. I've not eaten at The New Inn yet, but I have relatives who live just round the corner so have been there for the quiz a few times and for a drink. Nice place, as you say it's more about ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11406/Gone+Ape"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/go+ape" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/death+slide" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/flying+fox" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/video" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/youtube" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/beer" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/alcohol" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/squirrel" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/advert" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/carlsberg+sport" /><dc:title>Gone Ape</dc:title><dc:description>Went to Go Ape at Leeds Castle on Friday, bit of a work jolly. None of the pictures or video really came out that well, but here is  me on a zip line / death slide / flying fox.It was great! Some pictures to come too.As a reward for watching my video... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12392/Hibbett+done+an+advert!"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/mj+hibbett" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/hibbett" /><dc:title>Hibbett done an advert!</dc:title><dc:description>Whoop, see an advert that MJ Hibbett done the music for:... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12405/Google%27s+new+advertspysing"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/google" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/advertising" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/guardian" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/google+ads" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/adsense" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/privacy+policy" /><dc:title>Google's new advertspysing</dc:title><dc:description>Read all about it at the Guardian. Putting this up here as I have google ads on my site, so just letting you know that if you suddenly start seeing adverts for bum cream here, and I'm not even talking about bum cream on the blog (if there even is suc... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12423/Not+baaad"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/sheep" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/advert" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/video" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/viral" /><dc:title>Not baaad</dc:title><dc:description>Doing the rounds at work today, amazing sheep based advert for TVs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;iframe class=&quot;youtube&quot; title=&quot;YouTube video player&quot; width=&quot;800&quot; height=&quot;600&quot; src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/embed/D2FX9rviEhw?hd=1&quot; frameborder=&quot;0&quot; allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/13023/My+name%27s+Gerald,+funnily+enough,+and+I%27d+like+to+push+a+bit+of+advertising+your+way"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>My name's Gerald, funnily enough, and I'd like to push a bit of advertising your way</dc:title><dc:description>Hi there, My name's Gerald, funnily enough, and I'd like to push a bit of advertising your way if you've got a moment and you happen to be getting married in Kent, near Kent or ideally in Folkestone! I'm a wedding photographer and here's my &quot;pitch&quot;: ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/14248/There+is+always+a+hog+roast+advert+on+the+roundabout+by+Sainsburys..."><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/hog+roast" /><dc:title>There is always a hog roast advert on the roundabout by Sainsburys...</dc:title><dc:description>Sainsbury's in Folkestone I mean, don't know if that is any use to you...</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Holiday-Extras-vs-Eurostar-Great-Chart-Golf-Leisure/34068.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/restaurant" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/food" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/vegetarian" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/leisure" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/golf" /><dc:title>Holiday Extras vs Eurostar</dc:title><dc:description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://fusion/fusion/images/stories/people_team/Football%20Advert%20copy.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Not sure where this is, Great Chart somewhere.</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Stephen-Merchant-in-London-Bush-Hall/105090.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/hall" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/venue" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/comedy" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>Stephen Merchant in London</dc:title><dc:description>Plus special mystery guest headliner apparently, who on earth could that be? No, can't think of anyone... Simon Munnery is very good, not seen any of the others though.Whenever a show is advertised like that it's never who you think.... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Bluesky-Pie-secret-party-Quarterhouse/231035.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/theatre" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/venue" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/creative+quarter" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/creative+foundation" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/comedy" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/food" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/dj" /><dc:title>Bluesky Pie secret party</dc:title><dc:description>Bluesky PIE's Secret Parties are already legendary. What's the secret? You pay your money but you have no idea what you are going to see that night, the only clue we give you is theme of the night - QUARANTINE!In a change to our brochure (as advertis... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Gosport-Festival-Walpole-Park-Gosport-/231282.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/park" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/field" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>Gosport Festival</dc:title><dc:description>Wedding Present + Credit To The Nation + Senseless Things. I know I went, I seem to remember one band did not though. One more band advertised somewhere, S*M*A*S*H? Not the Walpole Park in Ealing!... </dc:description></rdf:Description></rdf:RDF>
